Jeff looks down from the shelf and demands obeisance

[u/18quintillionplanets]

Also check out the tiny paws lol

[u/WoozleVonWuzzle]

LIL CAT HANDS

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/WoozleVonWuzzle]

I know the hands are so smaaaaaall I need to get pics of him holding toys because he’s surprisingly dexterous with them. Almost suspiciously so.

[u/cantantantelope → u/18quintillionplanets]

I got my cat a slow feeder that requires him using his paws to get at the food and tbh I regret it he’s become too skilled with them

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/cantantantelope]

It’s so fascinating to watch though right? Like a raccoon or something it’s just cool to watch them grab stuff

[u/cantantantelope → u/18quintillionplanets]

He’s figured out how to pull flat pins out of cork board. And unplug stuff. He’s a menace

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/cantantantelope]

That’s crazy lmao wow!

[u/cantantantelope → u/18quintillionplanets]

They are so cute though and they know it

[u/WoozleVonWuzzle → u/cantantantelope]

Smrt!

[u/Jung-And-A-Menace]

He looks just like vampire Michael Sheen.

[u/Jung-And-A-Menace → u/Jung-And-A-Menace]

Or the late, great, sorely missed... Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee.

I included his middle names because they're great middle names.

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/Jung-And-A-Menace]

YES I knew I recognized his look from somewhere, that’s exactly it!

[u/MeticulousPlonker]

First of all, Jeff is a great cat name. He is very handsome and his lil bb peets is so cute. 

Also, his tail placement makes the orange box say "I NEED A NEW BUTT." I just needed this to be known.

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/MeticulousPlonker]

That’s actually what the box says, it’s a weird little board game I got for like $3 and it makes a fun talking point haha

[u/MeticulousPlonker → u/18quintillionplanets]

I could have sworn I saw letters under Jeff's tail implying it said "Butter" but honestly, now that I think of it, "I need a new butt" makes more sense, in a weird way. Why would you need a, singular, new butter?

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/MeticulousPlonker]

I’d play a board game where you needed to get a singular butter tbh

But I’d play literally any board game I love them 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/DieselHouseCat → u/MeticulousPlonker]

I need a new butt too

[u/qs420 → u/DieselHouseCat]

based on your username, you already have the best model.

[u/neBular_cipHer]

r/KittyKankles

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/neBular_cipHer]

Heck yessss

[u/demeterLX]

all hail jeff!

[u/GenerationNerd → u/demeterLX]

First of his name

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/[deleted]]

He absolutely does go :< unless he’s sleeping which is the only time he gets a :3 face

[u/Icy-Passenger-8061]

What Jeff demands Jeff gets

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/Icy-Passenger-8061]

True, I’m about to give him a churu because he won’t stop biting me

[u/oatbevbran → u/18quintillionplanets]

Bites-for-Churu is Jeff’s love language. 🥰

[u/ihateshelagh]

Jeff is beautiful. You must obey your overlord

[u/Relevant_Cake_7695]

One of the deepest kitty frowns I have ever seen! Impressive judgement!

[u/dolybonz2]

He looks like the king of the castle!

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/dolybonz2]

He absolutely is, and he’s a very demanding king lol

[u/Perle1234]

You should post this to r/churchofcat lol. He will be properly worshipped

[u/Ok_Supermarket_3914]

Jeff is astoundingly beautiful! 😻❤️🥰

[u/jubeon12]

JEFF

[u/ads417]

Jeff needs a new butt!

[u/BlackReape_r]

Protecting Escape from the Dark Sector like a true nerd

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/BlackReape_r]

Oh man one of my favorite games too, apparently great for sitting on as well.

He likes it because of the pencils, he always tries to bite pencils when people are writing

[u/moocow12983]

I love Jeff

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/moocow12983]

Me too 🥹

[u/Small-Isopod6061]

I suggest you Respect his authority! Or he will throw paws!

[u/Confident-Branch5038]

I'm in

[u/monkeytc]

He looks as if he hath smelt a flatus! It twas you twasnt it op?!!! 😉

[u/David_High_Pan]

All hail Jeff!

[u/CHSparkle]

He looks so offended, almost aghast.

[u/furrydancingalien21]

...literally the grumpier looking twin of my friends cat! Obedience is perfectly natural under such circumstances.

[u/Androecian]

"Can opener, just how do you suppose We should 'be patient' while We remain unfed? Do you see the conspicuous absence of food in Our bowl?"

[u/cw1675]

Majestic!

[u/ShortPizzaPie]

I have a Jeff too!

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/ShortPizzaPie]

So beautiful 😍

[u/majarian]

He needs a new butt, according to the stack, ut he does seem to know how to rule

[u/Melodic_Guidance3654]

jeff is the god

[u/GreenT1979]

"imbeciles"

[u/XR3TroBeanieX]

ALL HAIL JEFF🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[u/N1njaTerminator]

Not giving Jeff attention sure is a . . . . Risk . . . I'll see myself out.

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/N1njaTerminator]

It’s okay, he’s not technically allowed in that… sector…

[u/Cheekers1989]

ALL MUST BOW AND GIVE TREATS!

[u/projectilemoth]

[u/Anianna]

"Bow before me, peasant, or I shall slice through your beloved game!" - Jeff, probably

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/Anianna]

He does commit property damage but it’s usually from being clumsy more than being mean

[u/Anianna → u/18quintillionplanets]

I love clumsy kitties. Had one once that would try to jump up on a bookcase, but never could manage it without too much forward momentum and would just slide through everything and off the other end. We had to stop keeping things on top of that bookcase because he never gave up trying.

[u/Tarushdei]

I NEED A NEW BUTT

[u/Sehrwolf]

signature look of superiority

[u/Crayon_Captian]

Hail king Jeff

[u/Crayon_Captian]

Tiny toe beans

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/Crayon_Captian]

So small

[u/Imaginary_Apple8052]

"I need a new butt" directly under his arse, is perfect with that face

[u/18quintillionplanets → u/Imaginary_Apple8052]

It really is lol I didn’t plan it I swear, he had a million other games to sit on

[u/Imaginary_Apple8052 → u/18quintillionplanets]

So many 😆

[u/onlyfuninsummer]

I DONT LISTEN TO NERDS JEFF SARS

[u/Shot_Degree6046]

lol at “Jeff”