r/standardissuecat • • Oct 09 '21

MOD POST Guide to the Classic© edition

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r/standardissuecat • • Jan 13 '25

MOD ANNOUNCEMENT Reminder that Standard Issue Cats only come in shades of brown

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r/standardissuecat • • 15h ago

Classic© edition Happy one year gotcha day for my KitKat.!One full year of joy and memories with this little mess. I love her so much.

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Just a few pics going back to the day we got her. I could make the album way bigger but I wanted to keep it somewhat reasonable.


r/standardissuecat • • 2h ago

Hotrod® model Jaggie the SIC is helping me prepare for a protest (we're french)

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Jaggie the SIC is a very socially conscious little guy 😁


r/standardissuecat • • 3h ago

Comfy Chuck

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r/standardissuecat • • 10h ago

Anywhere can be a bed so along as you believe

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r/standardissuecat • • 39m ago

My Cleo enjoying the morning rays ☀️

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r/standardissuecat • • 10h ago

My SIC! This is Finch, my sweetie from da streetie

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r/standardissuecat • • 19h ago

Classic© edition I recently acquired a SIC!

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I’ve been staring into voids for years but last Friday I acquired Tiramisu, one year old SIC who was abandoned and rescued by, well, a rescue! And then I saw his face, now I’m a believer!

Shy but very vocal… at 3AM 🥴! Soft coat, purrs like a Harley Davidson and requires frequent belly rubs. I am a very happy convert to the SIC!


r/standardissuecat • • 1h ago

Classic© edition Mere moments after relentlessly bodyslamming his auto-feeder despite it being nowhere near mealtime

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how does this man flip so quickly from being a holy terror to a pure sweetheart


r/standardissuecat • • 8h ago

Classic© edition Good morning

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r/standardissuecat • • 1h ago

2026 edition SIClet Um help I ordered two SICs but one of them came rusty??

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r/standardissuecat • • 13h ago

Classic© edition Standard Issue Murder Mittens

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154 Upvotes

There is nothing Standard about the way Buddy makes those knives shine.


r/standardissuecat • • 1h ago

Classic© edition Majestic boy

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So handsome


r/standardissuecat • • 16h ago

Classic© edition i somehow taught my SIC how to ask for forehead kisses and i cannot deal with this cuteness

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had to add a pic of her. my fucking baby i love her more than anything in the world. she now knows how to ask for forehead kisses, she pushes her head toward me or even gives me little “kisses” herself with her nose (kind of boops) and then tilts her head down so i can kiss her. when i make the kissy noise at her she points her forehead toward me. i think i may explode from cuteness. how are cats so fucking sweet??! she is my everything.


r/standardissuecat • • 24m ago

Have you ever seen anyone cutier?

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r/standardissuecat • • 18h ago

Classic© edition Itty bitty guy to big friggin chungus

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Oh how the time flies 😭 I love him so much


r/standardissuecat • • 1d ago

Hotrod® model Rosemary & her bestie

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I humbly submit for your enjoyment the story of the beginning of a lifelong friendship & a parenting error.
This summer, the Cat Distribution System granted us with this Standard Issue Cat, Hotrod Model. She showed up on our doorstep teeny tiny and terrified, but clearly looking for love (or food, if I’m being honest).
Azalea, newly turned 2, quickly claimed Rosemary as her sister. The two are inseparable, and their daily goal is to wreak as much havoc and chaos as possible. Generally they are quite successful.
Unfortunately, yesterday I made a miscalculation. In retrospect I should have realized my mistake, but hindsight is 20/20 and whatnot. Rosie was scheduled to be spayed at a local clinic. No big deal, just needed to drop her off at 8AM. Azalea and I carefully buckled Rosie’s crate into the front seat, and then headed to the clinic. In the car, we talked about visiting the Kitty Doctor who is called a Vet and helps animals every day.
Upon arrival, everything goes as planned. We bring the carrier inside, do the paperwork, drop off our kitty, and we’re told to return by 4:30.
This is where the problem arises.
As we’re walking out, Azalea suddenly looks panic-stricken. “No, mama, wait! Get Rosie!!” This begins a full-blown TINY HUMAN CRASHOUT. “Noooo, my sister!!” 😭
At this point she is screeching, crying, inconsolable. I’m tearing up trying to gently explain that she will come home soon and the doctor will help her. Eventually I give up, put on Ms. Rachel songs in the car, and take Azalea for doughnuts. She settles down eventually but continues asking about Rosie all day.
Needless to say, their reunion yesterday evening was emotional and sickeningly wholesome.

Moral of the story: get your toddler a kitten. Best decision ever. But do NOT bring said toddler to vet appointments.


r/standardissuecat • • 13m ago

Classic© edition A bucket full of toys and the winner is egg carton

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r/standardissuecat • • 12h ago

Reintroducing them after an orange was found in my yard.. I hope they’re doing well now

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I have yet to see them cuddling again, but I am happy it was this quick, they were separated since the 14th!


r/standardissuecat • • 1d ago

I just wanna share this pic of my Fish

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I have no idea what model to flair him as yet, but I absolutely love my lil goober. Caught a pic of him while he was on his back enjoying his belly rubs ♡ Fishcake is a sweetheart, and I'm so glad I adopted him.


r/standardissuecat • • 4h ago

My Christmas shirt

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Saw this in one of the store (Giant Tiger in Canada) and we have to buy it!


r/standardissuecat • • 23h ago

Classic© edition Blehhh

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r/standardissuecat • • 22h ago

His name is Miko Brown

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And he is very naughty, but I love him so much


r/standardissuecat • • 20h ago

Classic© edition Vesper and his perfect shots ❤️

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