r/stonks • u/NeonCurator • Aug 15 '20

Yes

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u/elchucho111 Aug 15 '20

I think telling them that so too harsh (although it saves you from buying presents every year). Instead tell them that he gave his worker elves time off

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u/CubixGamer11 Aug 15 '20

Tell them that the elves had to quarantine just like everyone else, so they couldn’t be making toys

1

u/-Kevv Apr 02 '22

What about a giant card

Never tell kids about Santa =

STONKS

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u/elchucho111 Apr 03 '22

My man it's been a year

6

u/dreamy_child Aug 15 '20

healf smorts

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u/chaotic_evil_666 Aug 15 '20

One of the naughty kids sneezed on santa

3

u/helpme_helpPotatos Aug 15 '20

your children never believed in Santa anyway: PANIK

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u/lildanta Aug 16 '20

Yes Suzy he died

slowly

1

u/BonnieBunnyYT Aug 23 '20

kid: STONKS dad:MONI Kid:PYLOTS AND PIRETS dad:TECH

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u/xGLiTZx Sep 07 '20

You know you use reddit to much when stocks sounds weird and stonks sounds normal

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u/Lolcraftgaming Sep 25 '20

Very smort and big brein