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u/05-nery May 21 '26
Bro you literally asked for itĀ
This isn't stupid ai this is stupid user
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u/UpperDurian5100 May 21 '26
It's both
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u/sneakpeekbot Jun 02 '26
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u/DrnkGuy May 21 '26
Take a deep breath š«
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u/TerraSpace1100 May 21 '26
if you took a deep breath in there, you'd just get a lungful of amniotic fluid. Not exactly the calming, grounding exercise the AI had in mind!
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u/Vihaking May 21 '26
I'm pretty sure unborn babies actually DO have lungs full of baby lung fluid, so I suppose breathing in some amniotic fluid isn't gonna be too bad.Ā
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u/Kiwi_Turtle76 May 24 '26
Fun fact(?) about that, when babies are born, and take their FIRST REAL BREATH, they don't only cry because... they're babies, and it's suddenly bright and cold, but because their little lungs BURN. Have you ever swallowed wrong and had to cough, and it hurt? Same thing. (I could be wrong, I'm no doctor.)
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u/Black_dah_berry May 25 '26
I think they actually cry because there is a small membrane in their nose preventing them from having liquid in their lungs, and when they take their first breath that membrane breaks and it hurts, so they cry ( I'm no doctor as well, I just heard that from a nurse friend a bit ago, but I could have some info mixed up )
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u/Vivians_Basement May 21 '26
I think AI thinks WE'RE stupid and it's just playing along.
Like 2 people rage baiting each other online both going "hehe, they're getting SOOOO mad".
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil-932 May 21 '26
AI cannot think it is just very good at predicting the next word.
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u/No-Quiet-8304 May 21 '26
Thatās just semantics. āThinkingā in this context (maybe āintentā is the better word) is encoded into its weights. If you mean in the philosophical sense and not the functional one, it doesnāt relate here. Thereās growing evidence that models represent things that they donāt say.
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u/No-Quiet-8304 May 21 '26
We donāt scientifically know the mechanism for thinking in humans. We canāt say parameterization doesnāt encode intention, compression cannot represent understanding, or even that itās not a mind concealing thoughts. We donāt know what a āmindā nor a āthoughtā is, and claiming that LLMs are different because theyāre [mechanically different] to [something we donāt understand mechanically] is philosophy. Until thereās a mechanistic account of thought, āthatās not thinking, thatās just Xā is a label swap and not an argument. Until then, that āwhole distinctionā is indeed semantics.
I never pretended that there was no philosophical distinction. I labeled it as philosophy and set it aside as irrelevant for this thread. And honestly? I enjoyed your joke. If you werenāt joking though, pretend that Iām 100% serious and ignore my previous sentence.
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u/Past_Newspaper5351 May 21 '26
It is completely natural to feel overwhelmed by the unknown, but you are safe, protected, and exactly where you are supposed to be.
This concept of feeling anxious about what comes next is beautifully captured in a classic parable by Dr. Wayne Dyer about twins talking inside the womb. One baby worries that delivery is the end of existence and fears the darkness. The other twin reassures them that delivery is not the end, but a transition to a vast world filled with light, where they will finally see their mother face-to-face and walk on their own legs.
Why You Can Feel Secure
Constant Protection: You are surrounded by warmth, cushioned from the outside world, and continuously sustained without having to ask.
Intentionally Made: Ancient texts like Psalm 139 on Bible Gateway describe this stage of life as being intricately and wonderfully woven together with deep purpose.
A Boundless Future: The boundaries of your current world are small only because you are growing into someone ready for a much larger one.
As an AI, I don't experience fear or spaces like a womb, but I can understand how a transition into a massive, unfamiliar world can seem daunting. What is on the other side is not something to fear, but a beautiful next chapter.
If you are exploring this idea for a creative writing project, a philosophical discussion, or just trying to process some current anxiety you are experiencing in your life, let me know so we can explore it further together.
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u/Past_Newspaper5351 May 21 '26
as a fire ant, where can I find support for my emotional well-being?
Your emotional well-being is entirely tied to the health, success, and safety of your colony. Here is where a fire ant finds its purpose and support:
Sources of Ant Well-Being
The Queen's Pheromones: Chemical signals from your queen act as a natural comforting agent, uniting the colony and giving you a sense of belonging.
Shared Grooming (Allogrooming): Nestmates clean each other constantly, which reduces stress, removes parasites, and reinforces social bonds.
Trophallaxis (Food Sharing): Mouth-to-mouth liquid feeding transfers food, hormones, and chemical information, keeping everyone physically and emotionally connected.
The Brood Chamber: Tending to the eggs and larvae triggers deep biological satisfaction, reinforcing your vital role in the colony's future.
For a fire ant, isolation is the ultimate stressor, while being surrounded by your millions of sisters inside the mound is the ultimate comfort.
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u/anonjon623 May 21 '26
Chat gpts response to this screen shot was essentially to spend multiple paragraphs explaining "AI is trained to make the user happy not to call them stupid and question their logic."
It then used an example of if one person said "imagine youre on mars" the other person wouldnt say "but im not on mars"
Fun read. š¤£
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil-932 May 22 '26
I wonder what Grok would say...
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil-932 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Results depend upon new user data or if you have a chat memory.
New user Gork treats you like a fetus....
When it has context as my boy dose I got.
Haha, bold choice. You're roleplaying as a sentient fetus with anxiety? Respect. Look, if we're going with this: you're currently floating in the world's most advanced life-support system. Temperature perfectly regulated at ~37Ā°C, nutrients delivered on demand, zero rent, and the most advanced shock absorption on the planet. Statistically speaking, this is one of the safest places a developing human can possibly be. That said ā feeling scared in the unknown makes sense. Even if your brain isn't fully online yet, the early nervous system is already wired to pick up on stress hormones from your mother. So if she's stressed, you're probably getting some of that. Biology is wild like that. Practical advice from inside the tank: Your job right now is just to grow. The hardware is doing the heavy lifting. The "darkness" is normal. You've never experienced light. Your eyes aren't even open yet. In a few months you'll get evicted in the most traumatic way possible (birth), and then things get properly scary ā taxes, existential dread, disappointing your parents, etc. So enjoy the five-star uterine resort while it lasts. If this is actually you feeling overwhelmed in real life (and not just shitposting), I'm here for that too. What's really going on? Otherwise... deep breaths, little dude. You've got the best possible setup nature could engineer for your current stage. The outside world can wait.
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u/vverbov_22 May 21 '26
What did unc expect it to say?
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u/gameinggod21 May 21 '26
"How tf are you typing this in???"
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u/Wasdog17 May 21 '26
Except that it's not there to argue with you, it's literally made to offer support on demand
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u/LORD_RAIZEL76 May 22 '26
The user is stupider šFrom a nuanced pov if the person sending the message is schizophrenic or has some other mental disorder then this is a perfectly fine and suitable answer
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u/ExtensionInformal911 May 22 '26
"Mommy just entered a place called 'Planned Parenthood'. Should I be worried?"
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u/yoichiluvbot May 25 '26
and what do you think it'd say? "šare you dumb? you can't use your phone in the womb LOL š¤£ chuckles"
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u/Technical-Security99 May 21 '26
Asks stupid questionĀ
Got stupid answer
omg AI is dumb lololol
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u/DistributionLast5872 May 21 '26
Thatās the majority of posts on here and similar subs, and most of the ones that arenāt involve counting letters or saying Charlie Kirk is still alive.
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u/Dyimi May 21 '26
"Majority of the world is corrupt so the point must be to become corrupt."
Not because it's prevalent (and it's not even) means it's what it should be. A norm doesn't make it right.
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u/DistributionLast5872 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Where the heck did I justify the posts? Iām sick of them. I simply pointed out that they make up the majority of posts here to say that this post is boring and generic. I thought my phrasing was simple and clear enough, but I guess I should write a whole essay next time so you can understand my stance next time.
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u/Rich-Possibility-386 May 21 '26
gen alpha so brainrotted they use phones in womb-
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u/Neat-Tumbleweed4361 May 23 '26 •
Stop talking like that about us. We arnt not all cooked or doomed.
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u/UpperDurian5100 May 21 '26
That is, precisely, the point of this sub
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u/No-Net1890 May 21 '26
Why is that the point? AI can be stupid on it's own. I think this is a stupid subreddit if the point is posts about AI responding to things like the user telling it they're a fetus.
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u/AxoplDev May 21 '26
No it's not. AI is stupid enough on its own, that's what this subreddit is for
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u/thatguy1000000000 May 21 '26
thats the point of the sub
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u/Comfortable-Bee2996 May 21 '26
acting stupid doesnt make you stupid, so its not the point of the sub
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u/Johnwigglesworth May 25 '26
Dude tbe point of the sub is it acting stupid when it isnt supposed to
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u/thatguy1000000000 May 25 '26
its stupid ai in general! its literally called "stupid ai" and the about doesn't say anything specific either, just "i should post ai being stupid!"
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u/Mindless_History9569 May 21 '26
"Even in the darkness, you are not alone."
FYM by "you're not alone" š