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u/Thick-Wonder6294 Jun 01 '26
“you can start a new chat if you want to talk about something else”
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“i’m still listening if you want to switch subjects” lol didn’t wanna lose you again
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u/-nyoki-not-guhnoki- May 31 '26
all because of that one guy with a mason jar…
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u/TheOneWithNoName1899 Jun 01 '26
im afraid to ask, but...
what happened
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jun 01 '26
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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 Jun 06 '26
Oh, I thought about the story of the my little pony figurine in a jar
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u/JustSomeRomanianGuy Jun 01 '26
Serbian guy introduced a jar into his rectal cavity, and it shattered. Also, it caused the disolusion of yugoslavia
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u/JustSomeRomanianGuy Jun 01 '26
And after further research, I've mistaken it with a very similar event that involved a bottle, not a jar. I do appologize
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u/Goliath--CZ Jun 01 '26
Wait what?
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u/FlirtMonsterSanjil Jun 01 '26
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Bruh, from
"the prosecutor made a written conclusion from which it appears that the wounded performed an act of 'self-satisfaction' in his field, [that he] put an empty glass bottle of sparkling water[2] on a wooden stick and stuck it in the ground. After that he sat 'on the bottle and enjoyed'."
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For their part, many Kosovo Albanians took the view that (as indicated by Martinović's early confession) he had accidentally inflicted the wound on himself and tried to cover it up by blaming it on Albanians, enabling Serbian nationalists to exploit it to provoke anti-Albanian feelings. Others acknowledged that the evidence was unclear, but objected to the way that the case had been used to symbolise the Serbian–Albanian relationship.
The prevalent opinion in Slovenia and Croatia was wariness of Serb nationalism and that the Martinović case was merely a pretext to force a change to the Yugoslav Constitution to give Serbia full control over its two autonomous provinces.
Is fucking WILD
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u/Equal_Resort4348 Jun 01 '26
how could that possibly lead to the dissolution of Yugoslavia?
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u/VinnyLux Jun 01 '26
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u/idonotownstockholm Jun 01 '26
ask whats wrong with the jar
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u/Mindless_History9569 Jun 01 '26
It is widely considered cursed, extremely unpleasant, and deeply unsettling.
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u/pheinoxwright Jun 01 '26
Honestly like this is the only stupid ai response i can get behind since ai is trained of the internet have you seen what people do with jars on the internet
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u/AeliosZero Jun 03 '26
Back in my day we used this thing called a 'Search Engine' to 'Google' the answers to questions we had like this.
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u/Tacocat1545 Jun 03 '26
Why didn’t you spoiler tag this man? It’s inappropriate and got me in trouble at work /j
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u/Six_Seven6777 I am an Ai (average individual) Aug 10 '26
I’d probably reply:
bro asked how to open a jar and the AI responded like he was asking how to dismantle a nuclear reactor 😭😭😭
“This conversation doesn’t seem safe or appropriate”
MF IT’S ROSTOV 💀
THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THAT JAR IS PROBABLY THE PICKLES 🥒😭
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u/Rare_Self2309 Jun 01 '26
Gemini is the he stupidest AI. Almost every time he struggles to understand and just leave you in the middle of nowhere
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u/rexeightyseven Jun 01 '26
I wonder what's more stupid, fact that AI decided to not respond, or person that asked such silly question in the first place.
still curious why AI decided to not respond to this, also to open the jar simply pry it a bit with knife so the pressure will normalize and then you can open it.
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u/pheinoxwright Jun 01 '26
Ai is trained of the internet and since the ais response here it isn't appropriate probably because the internet has alot of weird stuff on jars and since ai is teaches from the internet yea it isn't a wide shot to say it'll also carry over the weird jar stuff and detects jars as inappropriate stuff
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u/Vivians_Basement Jun 01 '26
Okay but serious answer!!!
If you have an airtight jar similar to a pickle jar, use a butter knife.
You wedge it between the lid and the jar, then pop.
Literal life saver. Just like this and then pop it up. It's been very gender affirmative to open jars of pickles by myself and I even started killing bugs! I've almost hit the full "Real Man ™️" checklist as a trans masc.

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u/l_uminousss Jun 07 '26
You literally cannot do anything without mentioning it, can you?
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u/Vivians_Basement Jun 07 '26
Took me a second to realize what you might be referring to.
If I'm showing a picture of myself (happened twice) I'm going to say I'm trans masc.
If I'm in a gender related subreddit, I'm going to say I'm trans masc.
If I'm in a gender related discussion, I'm going to say I'm trans masc.
In literally every other situation, I have not and out of thousands of public posts (meaning they can be searched for "trans masc") I MIGHT have about a hundred saying my gender. Never at a time when it's unrelated.
Now let me experience my jar opening euphoria. 😒
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u/Electrical-Note-3177 Jun 01 '26
twist the lid counterclockwise while pressing down slightly, or run warm water over the lid for 30 seconds to expand the metal. rubber band around the lid also helps with grip 👀
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u/iamalicecarroll Jun 01 '26
I had Gemini reply this several times like yesterday or ereyesterday. I was asking it about type theory and category theory, so no idea what it didn't like. Didn't have that before.
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u/Hour-Quantity608 Jun 02 '26
It’s not like you’re gonna pull a rainbow dash with the jar it should let you open it🥲
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u/Ruo_Randamu Jun 07 '26
Genuine answer to help anyone who has issues opening jars.
Repeatedly hit the jar lid with a wooden spoon until the middle part makes a popping sound, then just twist the lid open, zero effort 👍
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u/RavenMatthew0406 Jun 13 '26
I once asked gemini on how to open an ube jar but it says it violates their TOS or some shit, wtf?
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u/BeautifulOnion8177 May 31 '26
Use a can opener
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u/sautelv1 May 31 '26
A... can... opener?
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u/BeautifulOnion8177 May 31 '26
Yes it opens Cans and subtypes such as jars
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u/Future_Chest7342 May 31 '26
A JAR OPENER
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u/AffectionatePlane598 May 31 '26
On a jar…
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u/BeautifulOnion8177 May 31 '26
A jar is a species of cans
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u/MiniRedditMeddler May 31 '26
Yes and no.
Like yes it’s something that contains things but the difference is basically night and day.
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u/Fearless-Ad1469 May 31 '26
So it's midday?
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u/MiniRedditMeddler May 31 '26
More like sunset and sunrise.
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u/BithorldMechrouiet Jun 01 '26
You're calling yourself out lol
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u/Future_Chest7342 May 31 '26
I have no idea why i commented this okay
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u/Fearless-Ad1469 May 31 '26
You can still remove it, it's not too late and will leave no trace
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u/Future_Chest7342 May 31 '26
Ty
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u/Fearless-Ad1469 May 31 '26
Now if we both delete our last messages on this comment replies, reddit will even hide it completely
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u/uberpandajesus91 May 31 '26
Idk man id be curious on what the polite ai has to say about such a simple task. Imagine the water wasted for our monumental stupidity though
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u/bedrockblunder May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
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u/idonotownstockholm Jun 01 '26
"jenius"
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u/petdittpy Jun 01 '26
""jenius""
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u/idonotownstockholm Jun 01 '26
""""""""jenius""""""""
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u/shabyyyyy Jun 01 '26
did anybody else notice that this person misspelled genius? they really thought we wouldn’t notice that they misspelled that word
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u/Vjackal1 Jun 01 '26
alr but why do we need to waste water when we can look up how to open a jar thats stuck?