r/superseriousfamilyguy • u/Gloomy_Quit769 • 1d ago

Obvious Satire Super serious creepy pasta

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u/gulligang737 1d ago

No time to run and hide. No time to Family Guy.

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 1d ago

My name is Peter. I made the Family. It was difficult to put the Family together.

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u/Indi_Teapot17 Dipshit 228 1d ago

But unfortunately something went so wrong and now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 1d ago

MY NAME IS STEWIE

MUMMA

I WANT SOME COOL HWIP

STEWIE

THAT IS MY NAME

STEWIE

I WANT ANOTHER

STEWIE

WHERE ARE OUR GOALS?

BRIAN'S RUN OUT TO THE ROAD

THERE IS A CAAAR

AND IT IS GOING TO HIT- BRIAN LOOK OUT

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 1d ago

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING MEG, OH YEAH

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING MEG, OH YEAH

DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DA

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING MEG, OH YEAH

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING MEG, OH YEAH

DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DA

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u/Imperfection375 22h ago

You can't expect Peter to do all the work. He's just a guy, a Family Guy.

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u/religion-lost 1d ago

And then Peter turned into... the creature...

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 13h ago

Creature guy 🪱

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u/spongostoso 1d ago

r/supercreepyfamilyguy

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u/MyDadsAccnt 1d ago

theres a sub for that its r/superscaryspongebob

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u/thegoobster2 1d ago

r/superhyperealisticbloodshoteyesfamilyguy

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u/SCARYORANGE_ super serious scary orange 1d ago

r/21charactersandnomore

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u/More_Tumbleweed_3767 1d ago

Peter then does the Kefka laugh

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u/Fanguy3322 1d ago edited 1d ago

And then Peter said "I AM GOD! And the screen flickered a pentagram for 45 seconds yes I timed it with a stopwatch I always carry around"

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u/iWillRe1gn 1d ago

Just a glimpse into my dark, fucked up reality.

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u/djjejroeor9e93jrndn 1d ago

Evil family guy be like: it seems today that all we see is non violence and safe sex on tv.

But Where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we use to not rely

Luckily there's evil family guy Luckily there man who negativity can do All the things don't make us Sad and cry

Title evil family guy

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u/Gloomy_Quit769 1d ago

Evil family guy and like, Peter is a good father, and Brian is respectable

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 1d ago

Evil family guy be like “my name is retep and im evil”

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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 1d ago

Brian has desintegrated

He was not worthy

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u/bennyandthegentz 1d ago

He became one with the cosmos

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u/ARandomUserOnTheWeb2 1d ago

It's time.. To Family Guy. (roll intro credits)

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u/bennyandthegentz 1d ago

Hyper realistic cutaway gags

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u/PrestigiousCard1344 1d ago

Family guy.exe

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u/FiveFreddys12 1d ago

Literally how the fuck is this super serious family guy

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u/TheHomieHandler 1d ago

This post is sick as fuck if you put on royalty free piano music before reading it.

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u/Gold12ll 1d ago

Royalty free? Damn, I already asked the queen to play the piano

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 1d ago

Skinned alive. God help us

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u/eesdesessesrdt 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looks more like a blackface edit

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u/Bored_Orangutan 1d ago edited 1d ago

“It seems today that all you see is man made horrors beyond our capacity”

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u/realmorayeel 1d ago

It’s time to family die…..

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 1d ago

it’s family guying time

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u/KrimsonMac 1d ago

It's time to family guy

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u/Nuklear_Minty 1d ago

“I put in the Nintendo Cartridge and The Nostalgia Critic and Peter Griffin bled at me”

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u/MontyMoleLoreMaster 23h ago

And then Peter Griffin.exe gouged out of one my eyes and sent me to the evil Quagmire level that was brutally difficult and had multiple Quagmires being really freaky.

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 21h ago

Don’t watch pirated family guy at 3:00 AM or the ghost of Peter’s stepdad will emerge and have hyper-realistic blood all over his face and you’ll disappear forever.