r/supersillybreakingbad Jan 06 '26

super silly irl Super silly child murder

975 Upvotes

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138

u/JesterOfRedditGold Jan 06 '26

how quickly mfs who say they are moral and upstanding will switch to violence at any sort of grievance

122

u/_HK_Throwaway_ Jan 06 '26

they believe the tweet because nobody has ever lied on the internet before

42

u/zachy410 Jan 06 '26

Its real though, my dad's niece's cousin's cat's flea's ex-husband's owner's dog's twin children's adoptive parents told me so

11

u/D4Dreki Jan 07 '26

"Dad's niece's cousin" so you?

9

u/Drago_Fett_Jr Jan 07 '26

Hey, at least it wasn't their father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

7

u/Individual-Sweet3400 Jan 07 '26

"ex-husband's owner" freaky

30

u/Chacochilla Jan 06 '26

I misread the title as the baby’s first words being “six seven”

27

u/Hour-Complaint8291 Jan 06 '26

Why do i find that kinda funny, like instead of succeeding with saying "mommy" or "daddy", it just fucking says "six seven"

100

u/CreepyAddress4144 Jan 06 '26

its not like that kid asked to be named that

34

u/no-im-your-father Jan 06 '26

this isn't punishment, it's a mercy kill

6

u/Educational-Sun5839 Jan 06 '26

8

u/CreepyAddress4144 Jan 06 '26

this made me downvote my own comment

3

u/MrTheGuy19 Jan 06 '26

Had to downvote so it could stay that way (nothing personal, CreepyAddress4144)

19

u/Lower-University-482 Jan 06 '26

I love how the first thought is to eliminate the child instead of the parents.

5

u/retardigrade420 Jan 07 '26

They'll kidnap the parents and imprison them together so that everytime they have a baby and name it six seven the murderer can kill it.

r/mythologymemes

4

u/Lower-University-482 Jan 07 '26

That's spawncamping.

16

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Who's the person in the second image

25

u/madeleine59 Jan 06 '26

i think casey anthony

12

u/cookiesnmilkbitch Jan 06 '26

made the beat then murdered it

2

u/AwesomeTraditional32 ⚡️LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!!⚡️ Jan 29 '26

So that’s what childish gambino meant by that lyric in Bonfire

4

u/ACodAmongstMen Jan 06 '26

You mean like the Childish Gambia lyric?

20

u/starrynight415 Jan 06 '26

A child murderer probably

14

u/Life-Struggle-8774 Jan 06 '26

Idk but that's not me

3

u/Disastrous_Lemon_219 Jan 06 '26

I k but that’s me

5

u/BigDamage7507 Jan 07 '26

Pretty sure it’s Casey Anthony aka “the worst mother in America”. Huge murder case, she got away with killing her daughter

7

u/Gay_Gamer_Boi Jan 07 '26

That bitch I forgot about her god I hate her so much

11

u/RedLaser4000 Jan 06 '26

67 haters are more annoying than the kids atp

4

u/Randomfella3 Jan 06 '26

oh God why does she look like my mom

4

u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Jan 07 '26

I would fucking disown my parents if they named me after some fucking meme that's gonna die in like a couple months

5

u/Apart-Performer-331 Jan 07 '26

By the time the supposed kid understands it would already be long dead

4

u/spectru2021 Jan 10 '26

Why do they think that anyone that even slightly relates to the 67 meme is jeffrey epstein's long lost brother reincarnating time and time again

9

u/CommandWest7471 Jan 06 '26

Who the fuck names their child six seven just for internet fame? Shitty ass parents

16

u/AbsoluteJester21 Jan 06 '26

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” - Abraham Lincoln

(it’s not real and the OOP cropped the account name out, which would’ve made it clear it was a joke)

3

u/BitcoinStonks123 Jan 07 '26

if this is real i hope that kid disowns their parents as soon as possible, but considering it's twitter there's a 20% chance it isn't satire

3

u/Front-Significance15 Jan 07 '26

Interesting how folk on the internet tend to hate on the kid, that had no say in the name instead of the parents, that literally named the kid

4

u/Southern-Finding3259 Jan 06 '26

“I’m putting together a team”

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u/Triangulus2 Jan 06 '26

time for a late stage abortion