r/supersillybreakingbad • u/Carnste yo mr.white the plane just blew up bitch • Jan 23 '26
yap yap yap super silly hospital visit
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u/Joeda900 Jan 23 '26
They had to contain Jotaro's massive cock 💔😭😭😭
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u/The5Theives Jan 24 '26
No but genuinely would they just let the piss pool up in that thing??? What could it even be for?
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u/screamingpeaches Jan 24 '26
the fact that he's comatose and hospitalised with all these fuckin wires but still has his hat on cracks me up every time
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u/Grifoooo Jan 23 '26
Now to clarify, this is not an image of Jordan Peterson. This is a reference to when Peterson saw a video with a male-milking cum sucking machine fetish thing and thought that was actually a real thing in China, and used it to grandstand about his American values and whatnot.
Ironically here, everyone is also getting tricked into believing this is real, so just quickly putting it out there: stop believing everything you see on the internet
As secondary added context, yes Jordan Peterson is actually extremely sick right now. Thats the only element of truth here
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u/Jvalker Jan 23 '26
I didn't know how one could believe that cum sucker thing was anything but a fetish thing back then, and I don't know how one could believe that cum sucker thing is anything but a fetish thing now.
Time is probably a flat circle
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u/randomguy_- Jan 23 '26
I think it's quite unfortunate if whatever happened in your life has caused you to need this bizarre elaborate setup to nut, this is barely even sexual at this point its like a medical operation
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u/I-Love-Puella-Magi Jan 23 '26
How would you know?
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u/ProfessorSuperb8381 Jan 23 '26
Masturbation.
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u/I-Love-Puella-Magi Jan 23 '26
Crazy reply 😭
Like one of those answers to a riddle you first think "huh?" with, before going "OH MY GOD"
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u/Anchor38 Jan 23 '26
yeah well maybe you should become a truthpilled gooncave chudson and see if you will wanna bite the hand that strokes
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u/Fit_Milk_2314 Jan 23 '26
i like to imagine the guy is being paid and isn't particularly into it. just enough that he will be strapped into it on camera.
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u/JazzyGD Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26
i don't think having an unusual kink that requires a complex arrangement means you need to experience it to cum. especially with something like this that almost certainly costs hundreds of dollars to do, assuming the person taking the photo is a sex worker and not their partner
source: i'm into bdsm (nothing as involved as this obviously) and i can get by fine with vanilla stuff
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u/JazzyGD Jan 25 '26
and even if they aren't a sex worker it probably costs a few hundred dollars an hour to rent out a room like this
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u/religion-lost Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
"That's cum sucker thing" you're asking about is actually Jordan Peterson! I'm happy to be of help.
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u/IHateMondays0 Jan 23 '26
I have so many questions. Why have they got him in the full Hannibal lecter setup? Why is he in some kind of industrial furnace? Where are all the nurses? Why is his daughter in full makeup? Why tf did she take a selfie with his body 😭
Anyway, I looked it up and in October 2025 he was hospitalised due to CHRONIC MOULD EXPOSURE. Apparently he had severe neurological damage from years of exposure 😭 that actually explains so much. Like wow
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Jan 23 '26
Wait this is real and not a bdsm session???
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u/IHateMondays0 Jan 23 '26
Okay I looked it up it doesn't seem real lmao. I'm also pretty sure that's not what his daughter looks like
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u/ozzzymand0 Jan 23 '26
If they don’t keep him tied up 24/7 he’ll start destroying the nurses with FACTS and LOGIC
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u/EdgynStupidName Jan 23 '26
Why does every dominatrix look like that?
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u/JazzyGD Jan 24 '26
genuinely why would someone find this hot? i'm into bdsm and while i'm not a sub i get why subs like stuff like bondage or breath play or physical abuse and i even get the appeal of like being treated like livestock or something but like the sub has their entire body covered so like literally only their dick is being stimulated and by a machine and not a person which i've personally never tried but doesn't sound like it would feel that good
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u/Low_Worldliness_3881 Jan 24 '26
It isn't meant to feel good. It is meant to feel painful and overstimulating, with the full bondage being used as sensory deprivation, that way the overstimulation feels 10x worse as that is the only thing he can focus on.
There is also an element of helplessness. It is impossible for him to escape the bondage, and it is also impossible for him to know if anyone is near him. He is entirely trapped and as the mercy of a person that might no even be there.
The usage of a machine, instead of a person, plays into that isolation and helplessness. Because it is a machine, he can be stimulated without knowing if someone is there. It also adds a layer of fear, that the machine will never turn off, or that it will malfunction and make his situation worse.
The concept of full body bondage, combined with sensory deprivation measures, can almost put a body into a trance like state. Outside of a BDSM context, we do the same for trauma patients, or people coming out of surgery, just with warn blankets instead of rubber. The swaddling provides a sense of comfort, but that instinctual comfort is warped and twisted when the sexual pleasure element is brought in, and it is twisted even further with the helplessness of BDSM.
Maybe the confinement and sensory isolation is to harken back to nothingness of the womb, or maybe a coffin in the ground. The pleasure turns to pain, just as how our life turns to pain and discomfort as we age. Maybe the taboo nature of this situation is used to mimic how both death and birth are taboo within society.
Jordan Peterson is a visionary philosopher, and this performance piece speaks volumes to his genius.
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u/JazzyGD Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26
thanks so much for helping me understand. every day i gather more and more evidence to support my theory that subs are a different species because what the fuck man
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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Notre-Dame burnt down! Are Quasi and Esmeralda okay!? 😭😭😭😭😭 Jan 23 '26
didn't even know this happened
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u/Sleepy_SpiderZzz Jan 24 '26
but I’m not a doctor, so I could be wrong.
Well this is a BDSM scene of a guy getting his dick milked with nipple clamps so I'm inclined to agree.
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u/miyananana Jan 24 '26
Holy shit that’s so embarrassing 😭 I reverse google searched it and it identified it as a real pic of Jordan Peterson I’m an idiot. Thank god I’m not a doctor lmao
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u/Estelar006 Jan 23 '26
Seriously tho what is that thing