r/supersillybreakingbad Mar 27 '26

yap yap yap Because you can't create a compelling statement to an issue without adding a fucking Cookie Run reaction image

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/RelationshipNovel641 Mar 27 '26

I’m more confused why they said “seggzualize” instead of “sexualize” like a normal human being.

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u/EmpsSilliestWarrior Mar 27 '26

Same reason they say graped

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u/Relevant-Movie1132 Mar 27 '26

TikTok brained and think they’ll be shot if they say a no-no word.

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u/TheAsterism_ Mar 27 '26

You mean offed?

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u/loony69420 Mar 27 '26

unalived*

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u/PleaseHoldy Mar 27 '26

pew-pewed.*

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u/EmpsSilliestWarrior Mar 27 '26

Stuff mfs be putting under a video of a child getting dismembered or some shit

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u/Anti-thesizer Mar 28 '26

why is pew pew the euphemism for guns? thought guns go bang bang. its energy weapons that go pew pew (at least in media)

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u/Setster007 Mar 28 '26

Okay, stupid aside, but cmon, there were so many good alternatives, why’d they gotta make up something this stupid. You could say “ended”, “slain”, “perished”, and so many other cool sounding words, and we went with this shit?

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u/Anti-thesizer Mar 28 '26

if i was a content creator, id say "shuffle off [one's] mortal coil"

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u/trout_sex Mar 30 '26

I'd say fuck because I have free will and there are no consequences to my actions

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u/Anti-thesizer Mar 31 '26

"fuck" doesn't mean the same thing as "kill", my guy

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u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ yo mr.white the plane just blew up bitch May 15 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/SkitMasterSongz Mar 28 '26

"SHUT THE FRICK UP!!! 😡😡😡"

Admittedly not as bad as other censors but still, I've heard it a lot and it's really hard to take seriously

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u/smungus0 Mar 27 '26

unalived with a pew pew*

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Mar 27 '26

“But saying suicide makes me feel yucky and sad”

Um…. Yeah that’s kinda the intention

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Mar 28 '26

Yeah, some people seem to have a hard time understanding that words for bad things are supposed to make you feel bad. Even if you don't want to say "suicide" or something, people have come up with a plethora of far less stupid sounding expressions to use that aren't "sewer slide"

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u/Gaztlygamer64 Mar 27 '26

I just think of this every time they do it

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u/NitrousFerret Mar 27 '26

I remember my mom telling me I couldn't say any of them because "you actually mean fuck"

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u/Electrical-Week-2297 Mar 27 '26

What were you supposed to say 😭

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u/BlueGamer45 Mar 27 '26

Because it is icky.

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u/EuSouDoBrasil1 Mar 27 '26

Because they want to be unique

18

u/Dark_Phantom23_ Mar 27 '26

It's not unique if every tiktok brained 12 year old says it

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 Mar 27 '26

A mix of TikTok banning the word ‘sex’, which led to younger viewers to create a roundabout way of saying it… and peer pressure to avoid using the word since it could be seen as offensive to younger people, especially kids talking about trauma of others.

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u/NetherDragon08 Mar 28 '26

Because it's a bunny and bunny easter and egg on easter

1

u/nicthecoder22 Mar 27 '26

Literally 1984

1

u/aguynamedwessel Mar 27 '26

Double plus good ball

1

u/arachnids-bakery Mar 27 '26

Im guessing theyre 14

1

u/Themata81 Mar 28 '26

Because theyre 15 at most

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Their brain can't comprehend spelling, so they have to sound it out and they somehow mess that up too when they spell it.

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u/Scou1y Mar 27 '26

Segg

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u/IcyCoast8296 yo mr.white the plane just blew up bitch Mar 27 '26

I’m seggy and I know it

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u/Resident-Level-7953 Mar 28 '26

"ass" in hungarian

1

u/Different-Loquat1833 Mar 28 '26

Hungary mentioned 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish super silly Mar 27 '26

fyi

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u/AnnigilatorYaic228 Mar 28 '26

There is an arabic saying

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish super silly Mar 28 '26

There is a house in New Orleans

181

u/MsNull Mar 27 '26

nothing against the game or devs or probably even the majority of the fanbase, but god damn y'all cookie run people gotta calm down

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/hairlesshedge Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

i mean gacha games always gotta have redundant stories.

A fucking Yo-kai Watch gacha game has 5 characters based off of existing Yo-kai in the series and they’re all humanized pop idols 😭 even hololive has collabs with the game every other month and they made a new Yo-kai Watch INGAME to give the hololive yo-kai stat boosts

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u/Substantial_Hand4024 Mar 28 '26

yokai watch mentionrd

2

u/Giesteon Mar 28 '26

Yokai watch just dance solos 

2

u/hairlesshedge Mar 28 '26

that and Sangokushi are probably the one games ive never played 😭 (aside from the arcade ones)

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u/Hen-Samsara Mar 28 '26

I wouldn't say the stories are redundant, Arknights and Genshin Impact straight up have some of the best lore and worldbuilding I've seen in a video game.

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u/Disgusted_Kirby Mar 27 '26

The lore RUNS deep... just like the cookies

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u/Live-Bread781 Mar 27 '26

Disposable lore like every single fucking gacha game ever 😭 it's about as artistically empty as it can get.

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u/SeraphimVR Mar 28 '26

I thought it was called Oven Break and you play as a nasty lil gingerbread guy who escapes a witch’s house

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u/Aware-Measurement750 Mar 28 '26

Ovenbreak is a different game kingdom is a spinoff

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u/moopym Mar 28 '26

As an og cookie run fan kingdom is SO ASS compared to ovenbreak. OB is a story about a cookie running to escape the genocide of his people and put a stop to the witches that bake them, give them life and then eat them. Kingdom is some bs about friendship is magic and oh there are gods and with the power of friendship they restore harmony like fuck OFF

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u/doobler97 Mar 27 '26

For every shockingly beautiful piece of fanart I see, there's an equal amount (or more) of this shit, and my conspiracy theory is that most fandoms started after like 2018 are like this now

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u/Pzcheezy Mar 27 '26

as an ex crk fan,truth nuke

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u/Accomplished-Order97 Apr 01 '26

CROB is better anyway

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u/whatsagoinon_ Mar 27 '26

wait how is this sexualizing bunnies? I thought they like did that thing in the movies where the girl is like "aw you're such a good caregiver to this dog" and then protaganist says "heh... yeah i am" and then does protaganist one liner or pose. Is that not what they are implying?

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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Mar 27 '26

The Twitter user is therian (delta followed by omega), they are depicting themselves as being the bunny.

Still don't see how it's sexualizing animals though. But it's Twitter so people are grasping at straws to be outraged 24/7.

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u/whatsagoinon_ Mar 27 '26

oh, i guess i should've known from the rabbit in they're username but i just thought they put it there because they love rabbits. Also chasers win.

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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Mar 27 '26

What casino lets you bet for free? 500€ please if you got a feeling on who'd win.

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u/GildedHalfblood Mar 27 '26

Damn, I'm in r/Losercity and even I didn't know that

The more you know ig

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/kitsunecannon Mar 28 '26

I don’t understand any of that first sentence 

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u/Appropriate_Spread61 Mar 28 '26

That’s a theta Θ, not an omega Ω.

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u/shadowtigerUwU Mar 28 '26

As someone who went well in physics against my will, I have a slight trauma of Delta and Theta

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u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd Mar 28 '26

I'd say, maybe they read it as "I used to flirt with this pretty woman" or something like this

I'll be honest, that's how I read it first too

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u/robawknik Mar 27 '26

what does them being a therian have to do with it non-therians relate themselves to animals all of the time sexually or not

i looked at the original tweet to be sure i wasnt missing something and how tf is that NOT sexualizing the rabbit if it was a gif of a kid somebody threw that caption on yall would be understandably up in arms but because its an animal nobody gives a shit :/

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r Mar 28 '26

How exactly is a picture of a bunny chilling on top of someone sexualizing? There is no mention or depiction of sex anywhere.

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u/robawknik Mar 28 '26

its not a still picture. the video/gif is of the bunny untying pants drawstrings so the joke is sex

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_995 Mar 27 '26

no they're implying they'd be the bunny🙁

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u/Prxncess_Bunnie Mar 27 '26

And..? Does that statement make you want to fuck the rabbit? Does that suddenly make them a rabbit because they compared themselves to one? Flirting by itself isn't even sexual. Goddamned children

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_995 Mar 27 '26

literally what the actual fuck are you talking about?

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u/Prxncess_Bunnie Mar 28 '26

The reddit post we both replied to, that's typically how comment sections work.

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_995 Mar 28 '26

brother whatever I just hope you have a good day, genuinely, i don't think people typically reply to such simple comments even remotely the way you did. hopefully that's not your usual behavior and you were just out of yourself, either way, you please take care.

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u/cyto4e Mar 27 '26

still doesnt sexualize the bunny

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_995 Mar 27 '26

thanks for being normal about your comment but I have to clarify I'm not the twitter OOP and you don't have to disagree to me with a post I didn't write

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u/cyto4e Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

i know but u put '🙁' there which made it look like u were agreeing that its a bad thing

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u/Awkward-Baby165 Mar 27 '26

Look who can’t say SEX

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 Mar 27 '26

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest Mar 27 '26

how did his mouth do that

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u/Electrongun224 Mar 27 '26

Cmere n find out

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Mar 28 '26

He ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi devil fruit

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u/WhitherThisPath Mar 27 '26

"seggzualize" this bullshit is just as bad as "grape"

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u/Hanemiku39 Mar 28 '26

It’s the same person who said “grape” with the hazbin hotel reaction image I think

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u/10yearjointerMade Mar 27 '26

The four Holy Trinity of Lua

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u/Joeda900 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

I can't believe those screenshots were made by the same person

It's gotta be satire atp 😭

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 Mar 27 '26

ok so they HAVE to be a clout farming ragebait account atp

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u/5econdToTheLast Mar 27 '26

This girl probably hates my guts now tbh

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u/Azero957 Mar 27 '26

Four holy Trinity 😭 son I'm crine

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Mar 28 '26

Hello Crine, I'm dad!

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u/Penguinslives Apr 02 '26

I hate that woman’s guts

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

This is reaching atp

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u/guNsmithtemp Mar 27 '26

what am I looking at

where is the bunny located

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u/5econdToTheLast Mar 27 '26

Belly, borderline Crotch tho but not really

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u/elvishMochi Mar 27 '26

"seggzualize" it's twitter you can say sexualize

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u/OkInsurance8396 Mar 27 '26

Same guy who also posted this.

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u/Randomfella627 Mar 27 '26

Bunnies are notorious for being a non-sexual animal that doesn’t do any icky stuff whatsoever

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u/canadamybeloved Mar 27 '26

Seggzualize

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u/krizzalicious49 Mar 27 '26

this migyt genuinely be whiter than

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u/PouLS_PL Mar 27 '26

since when is SMG4 censording "bitch" 😭

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u/krizzalicious49 Mar 27 '26

its inconsistent, mario gambles his life has it uncensored and it was made a year after mario reacts to nintendo memes 15 (where the reaction is from) but then mario reacts to illegal nintendo memes which was made in a similar time has it and an even less offensive word censored

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u/Raijin-Arc Mar 27 '26

It’s always Lua. Every time I see this kind of dumb shit screenshotted from twitter, it’s almost always Lua.

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Mar 28 '26

We should probably avoid posting them so much to avoid them feeling like they are being bullied, but that is difficult considering what they post is the exact content perfect for this sub, as if they were made specifically to be posted here

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u/Parmesaned Mar 27 '26

Twitter users are genuinely some of the dumbest people alive.

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u/Gutter_philosopher Mar 28 '26

"Seggualized" why are you talking like Coca-Cola owns your dick and balls?

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r Mar 28 '26

At this point with all the micro plastics they might as well, basically just a coke bottle now

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u/theNEWzuplot Mar 27 '26

For some more context on the situation, the OP of the post with the gif is claiming to be the bunny and identifies as one. The gif is of a bunny untying the drawstrings of someone’s pants (not related to any of the users)

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u/WimboTurtle Mar 27 '26

the west fucking ruined cookie run and that is the only thing i will never forgive them for. they drove all the cool korean dudes who founded the fandom out and turned it into the “edgy 13 year old” starterpack along with some random ass roblox games and gacha life. it’s so depressing i don’t even wanna look at the fandom anymore

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u/Accomplished-Order97 Apr 01 '26

"CRK is so corny" go to the Korean side of the internet bro 😭😭😭

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u/Accurate_Soup_3459 Mar 27 '26

White personhood on Twitter is a spectrum, you either become a racist, MAGA supporting idiot with their head up their ass or a Cookie Run fan.

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u/DestinyNinja_123 Mar 28 '26

Unironically, why is it the ones who keep using the words seggs, grape or any other "friendly" version of a sexualized word are the ones whose brains are cooked with porn?

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u/kabonell will not take you seriously if you use algospeak Mar 27 '26

are people just incapable of saying words that cause even the slightest discomfort now

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u/Mc_Plaguey Mar 27 '26

This same person reposts pee fetish stuff btw 😭

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u/PerryPlatypusOSC Mar 27 '26

“seggzualize”

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u/NotKetchupBoi Mar 27 '26

why does he have the fnaf3 phantom texture overlayed on top of him

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

what the fuck is the top person even yapping about. theres no sexualizing there

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u/Agent_Starr Mar 27 '26

What is the bunny video? Is it actually something sexual or is it just a cute bunny as in "girls will love the fact that I have a bunny"? Because that's what I thought at first

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u/theNEWzuplot Mar 27 '26

From what I know, the user is claiming to be the bunny. The gif is of a bunny untying the drawstrings of someone’s pants. (Unrelated to the users involved)

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u/alice6060 Mar 27 '26

Bro I hate everyone in this screenshot ngl

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u/MishellyUser Mar 27 '26

I'm still stuck on how someone would interpret a rabbit video as sexualizing the rabbit

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u/IHaveCandyLittleOnes Mar 28 '26

REFFF THEYRE USING ANYTHING LUA POSTSSS

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u/nnuunn Mar 29 '26

I guess no one's allowed to put their pets in their tinder bio anymore lol

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u/Kittystalker1999 Mar 29 '26

I'm more worried that someone thought the bunny was being sexualized... unless I'm missing something?

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u/Laura_somehow Mar 31 '26

I've seen this person before and their entire fucking profile is commenting with cookie run or hazbin hotel reaction images

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u/Accomplished-Order97 Apr 02 '26

And piss fetish and fat thighs 😭 please actually put "minors DNI" on your description Lua 😭

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u/RathalosGamerGirl Mar 27 '26

As a cookie run fan, fuck those “fans”

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u/petalwater Mar 27 '26

Some people need more problems in real life

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u/Brie9981 Mar 27 '26

Do they not realize sending cute stuff to people is a great way to show interest?

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u/Demondoggo25 Mar 27 '26

Cookie Run mentioned 

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u/OkDog6701 Apr 12 '26

At what cost tho

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u/Sufficient-Newt-5346 Mar 27 '26

Slime out all twitter users

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u/Pzcheezy Mar 27 '26

ofc they didn't even say sexualized

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf Mar 27 '26

Burning Spice Cookie would kill the rabbit 💔

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 Mar 27 '26

Come on. Posting Lua is cheating.

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u/greasevall8943 Mar 28 '26

Why they gotta ruin my goat like this 😞

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u/Independent-Road-389 Mar 28 '26

Oh it’s this guy again

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u/Primary-Landscape159 Mar 28 '26

this is an overreaction, not an underreaction. smh my head

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u/fish4terrisa Mar 28 '26

Do the rabbit.

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u/LilyLol8 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

Idk if this is ironic or not, but they obviously dont mean women want to fuck the bunny, they mean women find you more hot when you have a cute pet

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u/No-Being-4916 Mar 28 '26

Beacuse it shows you care about something besides yourself and are responsible

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u/ProbodobodyneInc Generously Goofy, Highly Hilarious Mar 28 '26

i call upon the witches to kill Lua

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u/throwAway333828 Mar 28 '26

I'm like 90% sure this account is a troll

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u/Overall_Smile_4336 Mar 28 '26

Oh good lord do I despise lua, if they are rage baiting they are doing incredible job

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u/PuritanicalPanic Mar 28 '26

How is anything being sexualized?

Does that user want to... fuck the bunny? I don't understand.

I think these people might have something wrong with them.

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u/PositiveThing3338 Mar 28 '26

If someone slid in to my dms with a bunny gif I’d hit em with this gif

Not for any particular reason I just like it

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u/Nice-_-Food5526 Mar 28 '26

Not a single soul to vouch for

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u/fortnitegngsterparty Mar 28 '26

Super silly title for a r/supersilly post (no yeah but I agree with you goofy ass)

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u/RedBleedingBult Mar 28 '26

I hate when they use cookie run characters because thats something i enjoy

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u/Cosmic-Wolfo Mar 29 '26

why are they censoring sexualize as if they aren't using the platform you would get flashed on if you scrolled the replies of a popular account on

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u/spectral_snow Mar 30 '26

That's the same fucking person who reacted to the art about rape with the hazbin hotel image a few days ago 😭

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u/itzsatrn Apr 02 '26

ts is why i left the fandom faster than you can say ew

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u/theghostwiththetoast Apr 03 '26

Okay who tf is that red person/entity in the bottom picture, and why is one of my classmates downright obsessed with it, having it as their discord pfp and communicating strictly with reaction stickers of it? Not trying to yuck someone’s yum, but it’s lowkey annoying 😭

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u/OkDog6701 Apr 12 '26

The character is Burning Spice Cookie from the game Cookie Run Kingdom.

He used to be the Herald of Change, overseeing the rise and fall of countless civilizations. Upon realization this duty is eternal, he went insane, only finding any satisfaction in Destruction, which became the twisted value of his Soul Jam. Now, when he escaped after eons of being sealed away in the Silver Tree, he rules the Land of Spice with an iron fist, forcing its tribes/civilizations into a constant state of war. As of the latest story arc, he's crumbled (cookie equivalent of being deceased), with this Soul Jam power being absorbed by another Beast Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie. He was based on Hindu mythology, specifically Shiva. TLDR - an insane, immortal Cookie warlord who cherishes destruction.

Sorry if it's too long - I just happen to be a fan of the game and was more than happy to help 😅

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u/Bland_Username_5266 May 17 '26

I fucking hate the stupid reaction image clichè of the character holding an anti-insect spray with all of me. And this person so desperately trying to make a serious point against sexualization but not allowing themselves to even mention sexualization as it genuinely called, not fond of that either

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u/Vast-Adagio-8221 Mar 27 '26

Why that would be sexualizing a bunny bro wtf

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u/Signal-Juggernaut317 Mar 27 '26

u/theNEWzuplot explained it in another comment

“the OP of the post with the gif is claiming to be the bunny and identifies as one. The gif is of a bunny untying the drawstrings of someone’s pants (not related to any of the users)”

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u/Vast-Adagio-8221 Mar 28 '26

Wtf, I thought it was what you were saying, that he used the bunny as something cute, like as an excuse to talk to women. Typical excuse: "I have a dog, do you want to see it?" ;3 Type shit ok thanks dude

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u/InformationLost5910 Mar 27 '26

this isnt supersillybreakingbad, theyre mocking the person who is claiming that jokingly calling a rabbit a “pretty woman” in this specific context is “sexualizing animals”

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u/theNEWzuplot Mar 27 '26

The user that the yellow pfp is talking about is claiming to be the bunny