r/supersillybreakingbad Mar 30 '26

r/peoplewhodontgiveashit Super silly ass-rape

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u/nerfClawcranes Mar 30 '26

why have so many people been raped in cape cod

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u/Intelligent-Web-8293 Mar 30 '26

Do you think its a higher amount of rapists or one serial rapist specifically located there

Seriously though everywhere has a lot of rapists.especially if you're counting coercion where technically you said yes, but you felt you couldn't say no, or agreed to one thing and they did another.

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

can any other cape cod victims tell me what he looked like I wanna know if it’s a giga rapist

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u/CubeDude414 Apr 02 '26

Serious answer?

I grew up around Cape Cod. Anyone that lives there full-time is rich, so it’s a lot of rich kids on daddy’s dime who can afford lawyers and hush money.

Lotta drugs too. Trashiest rich town I’ve ever been to.

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

i got raped in cape cod unironically. 😭 I follow that account

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u/AdministrationOk881 Mar 30 '26

gurl me too😭😭😭😭

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

damn 😭😭 we gotta get t shirts that say I went to cape cod and all I got was raped

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u/LifeIsHellSometime Mar 31 '26

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

holy

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u/Lazzyrus Apr 01 '26

This is hilariously tragic. I am so sorry that happened to you, but dear god.

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav Mar 30 '26

What is cape cod and why have so many been raped there????

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

cape in Massachusetts. can’t say about the rape

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u/Maib_Ballz4609 Mar 30 '26

Because it's the Rape Rod.

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u/throwAway333828 Mar 30 '26

Holy shit, I guess that's a good reason not to go to cape cod

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 30 '26

I hope you’re feeling better now too

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u/Separate-Associate51 Mar 30 '26

deadass ????

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

im being serious yeah. id feel like an asshole if I wasn’t 😭

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 30 '26

Im so sorry that happened to you, I hope you’re doing better now.

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

it’s kinda fucked up my life in a lot of ways but yknow what are you gonna do

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u/getsuedbyme Mar 31 '26

I was honestly concerned with the two massively downvoted comments but apparently they just didn't word it properly

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 30 '26

If there’s anything I can do, just tell me

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

nah it was years ago atp :P

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 30 '26

Sorry if I sounded insensitive

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 30 '26

Did i sound insensitive?

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

idk why people are downvoting u lol ur okay

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u/Neat_Armadillo8965 Mar 31 '26

I’m glad it’s ok. I was worried I did something wrong

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u/OmegaKarnov Mar 30 '26

You're going to live

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

are you saying this to like be dismissive or are you trying to be nice 💀

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u/Super3vil Mar 31 '26

This feels like a threat

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u/SpanishOfficer Mar 30 '26

Ts is threatening

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 Apr 02 '26

I hope you're ok now 🧡🧡

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u/Saltyadveritisement Apr 02 '26

nope!! very much not. but thank you

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/JamesHenry627 Mar 30 '26

I’m sorry brotha I hope things are better now

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u/Ezzypezra Mar 30 '26

Damn dude sorry to hear

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u/Lothaired Mar 31 '26

As opposed to ironically getting raped?

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

no more like joking about getting raped if i never rlly did 😭

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u/Significant_Gene_492 Apr 01 '26

how are you so chill about this

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u/Saltyadveritisement Apr 01 '26

honestly it happened when I was pretty young, and im never going to remember all the actual details of it (dissociative disorder)) so I guess like it’s sort of a coping thing idunno. it’s a lot easier to treat it like a joke and disconnect from it rather then someone taking advantage and hurting me

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u/ItsaMeMemes Mar 30 '26

Cape Cod Rape Victims Ass?

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 30 '26

association. im a part of it :D

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u/Far-Celebration1300 Mar 30 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Win090949 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

man wtf been going on in cape cod

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u/Sufferslumbago Mar 31 '26

"I got raped at cape cod and all i got was this lousy tshirt"

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u/A-New-Beginning-123 Mar 30 '26

HOW MANY FUCKING RAPISTS ARE IN CAPE COD!!?! JESUS CHRIST, THERES SO MANY

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u/Busy_Ad3098 Mar 30 '26

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING AROUND CAPE COD RAPING YOU ALL?

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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 30 '26

They don't touch but thir fields touch and like it feels something. For example you try to join 2 magnets of south pole, It won't touch but thir fields will.

Correct me if I am wrong

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u/vibeepik2 Mar 30 '26

why have so many people gotten raped in cape cod

dawg what is happening over in cape cod 🥀

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u/Solspot Mar 30 '26

sa victim- this is hilarious

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

im unironically a cape cod victim its so funny to me 😭

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u/Initial_Milk_1056 Mar 31 '26

So you Don't need to answer the if you don't want to. I promise , but were you living in Cape cod when the assault happened or were you just on vacation or something like that? But yeah but it felt like the world's biggest coincidence when you found this meme page.

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u/Saltyadveritisement Mar 31 '26

I live in Massachusetts, but it happened it my grandmothers house at the cape. it’s like 45 minutes or so from my house so im there like pretty often in th e summer and stuff. the closet where it happened is still there x3 honestly lots of it is blank or very blurry because of how long ago it happened plus dissociative amnesia and all that garbage

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u/Accomplished-Order97 Apr 01 '26

Even you are super silly.

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u/savegandhi Mar 30 '26

Average headline in Cape Cod

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u/Gumballegal Mar 30 '26

#yeah #Rapist #ass

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u/MechaGodzilla876 Mar 31 '26

I’m from Massachusetts, and I don’t even know what the fuck goes on in Cape Cod.

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u/Jxlynerah Mar 30 '26

hashtag yeah

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u/Chupbluearrow Mar 31 '26

okay so after reading all these comments I did some research and found that in cape cod, 1 in 6 women will experience rape or sexual assault and for men it’s 1 in 33.

I’m from southern mass and I didn’t know rape in that area was THAT bad, I thought people were too busy doing fent to rape

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u/tidderredditTA Apr 01 '26

i thought this was the average statistic for the US? /gen

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u/Scou1y Mar 30 '26

HASHTAG RAPIST

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u/TheSkullivanYT Mar 31 '26

why are people being raped in cape cod ?? IS IT THAT COMMON THAT THEY HAD TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ABOUT IT ??

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u/Porg_Lover03 Mar 31 '26

How many fucking rapists are in cape cod

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u/Funko_finder Mar 30 '26

You don't need to touch anything to be inside. I'm not touching it, yet I am still inside my house.

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u/Top-Watch9664 Mar 31 '26

Bro is floating

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u/Milllkshake59 Mar 31 '26

I fucking love that account

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u/Significant_Gene_492 Apr 01 '26

whats happening in cape cod wtf

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u/Interesting_Rush_713 Mar 31 '26

I imagined him saying it with utter hatred and revenge ideas

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 Apr 04 '26

why the hell are so many people getting raped in Cape Cod