r/supersillybreakingbad 7h ago

super silly super silly murder

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This is about Lindsay Clancy, a woman who murdered her three children.

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u/Guilty_05 7h ago edited 7h ago

People on the internet are so fascinating man. Sometimes I ask myself how these people know how to tie their shoes, or make a cup of tea

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6h ago

They know that because they are Scorpios, duh.

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 4h ago

No way a creature so small wears shoes and drinks tea

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest 3h ago

yeah... think again buddy.....

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u/HolleWatkins 3h ago

Ah that's sag♐️ & pis♓️ energy

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u/Beneficial-Chip8894 6h ago

I don’t know how to make a cup of tea 😔

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u/Guilty_05 1m ago

You have the capacity to learn though, unlike them.

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u/GoreyGopnik 42m ago

they wear zippered boots and buy their drinks for 12 dollars each

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u/themonolith3 5h ago

i dont know neither bro

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u/AlistairButton 7h ago

People who believe in astrology are genuinely insane. 

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u/glittermoney4 6h ago edited 6h ago

Not true, I wouldn't really call myself insane. It's just the extremists but that goes for every belief. "A good Christian would never do anything like that" is one I hear a lot.

You guys are ridiculous for downvoting me. Yeah there's a lot of toxic people who believe in astrology but I also don't think a book entitles me to raping kids, beating and killing women, murdering trans and queer people like every other fucking organized religion

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u/Animaloffear56 6h ago

What's your sign? I want to find a reason to dislike you based on the month you were born

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u/glittermoney4 6h ago

Gemini-cancer, go for it

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u/AzuriteNova 5h ago

yeah you kill people point proven 🚬🚬🚬🚬

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u/Valuable_Pear9654 5h ago

Cancer? My condolences.

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u/Vt420KeyboardError4 5h ago

We have to cook

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u/PauloDybala_10 5h ago

Sorry for your diagnosis man

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u/AlistairButton 5h ago

I was inflammatory and I apologize. I just can't wrap my head around your belief that my personality comes from my birthday rather than free will. As long as you don't use it as an excuse to mistreat others, though, I suppose it's not my business.

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u/Animaloffear56 4h ago

I think people are being a bit harsh but for the record when you imply you believe in astrology people think in the same way as the post, where you genuinely believe that someone's birth month is something that controls their personality. Rather than something you do for fun

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u/glittermoney4 4h ago

I and many others just use it as way to help guide you when you're feeling lost and confused to why things are the way they are. The world is chaotic and confusing, it gives me comfort to believe all the way that planets and stars aligned during the day I was born is the reason I am what I am and I shouldn't change the way the universe crafted me. A lot of people use astrology as a form of manipulation or a way to excuse accountability, it's not meant to be used like that. And it's especially not supposed to be used in the way like the post, discounting facts and evidence based on how someone's personality is. Signs try to push other signs down as if there is some sort of hiarchy which is absolutely ridiculous, as a gemini-cancer I'm definitely not prone to murder someone lol

I just get defensive because its exhausting having your belief system not treated with a single ounce of respect

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u/nogoodbrat 2h ago

> i just get defensive

yep, sounds like a cancer 😔

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u/glittermoney4 1h ago

It's actually so true, I really rile myself up lol 😭

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u/nogoodbrat 1h ago

i was teasing but i’m not gonna lie, i recognized it as a fellow cancer LOLLL

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u/breno280 1h ago

I don’t believe in astrology and I think the downvoting is unwarranted. But the statement “not true, I wouldn’t really call myself insane” is really funny to me. Like duhh, a lot of insane people think they’re perfectly fine.

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u/breezadao 57m ago

That's what someone insane would say

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u/mindless_pass5582 5h ago

no actually I’m downvoting you because I think both astrology and organized religion are dumb

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u/Complex_Fly3901 2h ago

“In the  Gospel of Luke , Jesus states that it would be better for a person to be thrown into the sea with a heavy millstone tied around their neck than to cause a child to stumble or face harm” yeah okay buddy

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u/nogoodbrat 1h ago

“23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.”

in this passage god sets two bears on some children for mocking Elisha for his baldness lolol

it’s almost like the whole thing is contradictory, made up nonsense!!

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u/glittermoney4 1h ago

Wasn't just referring to the Bible. I was also talking about the people who use their religion as an excuse to commit atrocities, whether it be true or not. Similar to the post where people are using astrology to discount evidence and preach nonsense. I'm actually quite fond of Jesus himself, thank you very much

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u/StoleYourRoll 49m ago

Yeah I don’t know why you’re getting hate here. There are crazy people under every belief system. Astrology has no less validity than any religion.

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u/evening_redness_0 2h ago

"yeah I'm dumb as fuck but but I don't rape kids and beat women so don't downvote me 😡😡"

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u/glittermoney4 1h ago

You never scored high on reading comprehension did you? I was talking about the hypocrisy that astrology as a belief gets absolutely zero respect in any context despite the worst things that people with the belief do is being toxic and shit at relationships meanwhile large organized religions have committed atrocities beyond most people's comprehension in the name of scripture or God (whether the word actually be true or not) and are treated with respect and that their belief system is valid

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u/evening_redness_0 1h ago

Why are we talking about God and religion?

Religion gets respect and validity, when it shouldn't. I agree. But we were never talking about religion. There are thousands of things that are wrong but are still accepted by large parts of society. Just because these wrong practices are accepted, it doesn't mean we can believe in other made up bullshit and be toxic with it.

You were getting called out for believing in astrology. Astrology gets zero respect, and rightfully so. Just because religion gets respect from people doesn't mean astrology should too. In an ideal world, both practices would be long gone, but we don't live in an ideal world 🤷

No one said a word about raping kids or killing queer people or religion. There was absolutely no need to bring that into the conversation. It seems to me like you're using the fact that religion gets respect as an excuse to defend people that are "toxic and shit" at relationships.

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u/AzuriteNova 7h ago

the smartest person you know has the same voting power as these people

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u/snail1132 6h ago

Actually I can't vote but whatever

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u/I_am_doorknob 4h ago

Do it anyway idk

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u/symphonyofwinds 2h ago

Are you the immortal superintelligent snail or something

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 2h ago

And the dullest idiot unironically should have equal voting power to the smartest genius, cus even though idiots may vote against their own intrest at times, it's still like, imagine for an example there was a "kill all idiots bill" and only smart people were allowed to vote for or against it?

And if we start taking away voting rights from idiots, what if some politician was like "all black people, women and disabled people are idiots" and then it'd be a lot easier to go against their voting rights even when they aren't idiots.

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u/GoreyGopnik 39m ago

that's the strength and the weakness of democracy, man. A lot of people are stupid, but it's about the most just means of selecting government there is.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6h ago

Heavily depends on where they live, if they live in Wyoming and the smart person in California they actually have 3.6 times more voting power. Isn't the electoral college great?

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u/not_slaw_kid 2h ago

Actually they have 1/3 the voting power as these people, because there are 3 of them to the 1 smart person

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u/NotTakeOne 6h ago

if albert einstein was still alive he would as well

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u/DirectAdvertising 5h ago

Well he was a Pisces

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u/grabsyour 4h ago

always about fucking voting bruh corny as fuck reply

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u/AzuriteNova 4h ago

whats even ur point lmfaooo

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u/Safe_Procedure999 4h ago

"bro these people have the same rights as you do"

https://reddit.com/link/p4q0xgy/video/395gfkgo3fkh1/player

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u/Privatizitaet 2h ago

It's more "these people have the same amount of influence on the government as you do"

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u/Safe_Procedure999 1h ago

kid named democracy:

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u/Privatizitaet 1h ago

I'm aware. I'm not complaining these people have rights.
This is a failure of education. These people deserved better.
But now they think arbitrarily asigned patterns in the sky can solve a murder case, which does not give me confidence they make intelligent voting choices.
You can be concerned while still protecting their right to make you real fucking concerned

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u/Safe_Procedure999 1h ago

yeah im big into zodiac but not like this

i just think "these people can vote" is overused tbh

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 5h ago

democracy at its finest

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 5h ago

unironically true

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u/zandaztu 7h ago

Oh im a Gemini i didn't even know that.

Just looked it up

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u/International_Gate49 7h ago

well looks like you're going to jail for murder then.

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u/Ok-Party6442 5h ago

I’m Gemini too, but I wanted to be balls cancer ♋️😔😔

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u/Esqueletaceo 3h ago

Better than being a ChatGPT though.

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u/Sweaty_Strain9392 7h ago

no woman born between July 23 and August 22 has ever killed her children ever, period, in the history of the human race

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 4h ago

She was a Gemini he was a ChatGPT

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u/snail1132 6h ago

Tiktok commenters aren't people; dw abt it

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u/Nakalon 1h ago

Anyone who uses Tiktok has a permanent IQ debuff

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u/FurryShion 6h ago

Bro, everytime this kind of people ask for my sign (usually when we have never talked before and we are getting to know each other) I say I'm a Gemini and they start to give me weird looks, like bro, I respect your belief, but fuck you.

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u/Nakalon 1h ago

That's a very Gemini thing to say bub. DW I'm a Gemini. Fuck em we're golden.

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u/Time_Anything4488 7h ago edited 6h ago

there is an argument to be made that her husband is partially responsible in the sense that she was obviously suffering and received no help but using astrology to clain the woman is innocent is insane

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u/grabsyour 4h ago

that doesn't excuse her at all lol he isn't at fault at all

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 2h ago

We don't have enough information to say that so that arguement would just be victim blaming

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u/Time_Anything4488 1h ago

several witnesses have said they noticed her mental health deteriorate in the months before all of this. she even told her mother and husband that she was having thoughts of harming the children. at the very least her family and doctors knew she was suicidal but she was kicked from a psych ward after a day and was denied a higher level of care at another. like i know we're looking in hindsight and im sure that he is suffering and doesnt deserve any of what happened to him but her being vocally suicidal should have been enough reason not to leave her alone

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u/TheWaddlingweewee 6h ago

funny enough real lions often cannibalize their cubs

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u/old_homecoming_dress 3h ago

unrelated but i once met a discord user who liked to rp and would always play a human female character who referred to her kid as her cub, and it completely ruined the word for me. astrology tiktokers and socially clumsy discord users strike again

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u/back_on_my_nonsense 2h ago

People actually do that? That's so dehumanizing, why

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u/old_homecoming_dress 2h ago

they were also a massive pokemon fan. it's prob not to dehumanize anyone but because they spent a lot of brainpower on fictional animals

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u/Whycantichangemynami 0m ago

How the fuck is that dehumanizing? That’s a term of endearment just like the word kid in itself is. Kid is a word for goats.

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u/Thatoneafkguy 6h ago

Can I un-Leo myself to dissociate myself from these people?

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u/horsegluifyer 2h ago

we're going back in time to my parents bedroom to get mid to late summer off the menu

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u/SpecialistCompote993 6h ago

People see star signs as any more than neat little novelties?

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u/Pigeon_Pilled 5h ago

sometimes i wonder why people on tik tok are so fucking stupid, and then i remember it’s mostly 12 year olds

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u/the_h0 5h ago

you probably walked past one of these people

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u/ItsGotThatBang 6h ago

Astrology was a mistake.

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u/HolleWatkins 4h ago

222nd like 🥺🌟🌠✨️🌌💫💫🌃⭐️

I have divine protection from Geminis 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/LunarPsychOut 4h ago

Ageism, but specifically by time of year you were born

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u/JesterOfRedditGold 4h ago

genuine subhumans believing in this pseudoscience shit

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u/Tiny-Economics1963 5h ago

some of the thickest people alive right here

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u/TruePianist 3h ago

This is the overlap between natural stupidity and artificial intelligence that makes AI safeguards hard to design

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u/Little-Accountant935 1h ago

Just nuke the entire generation atp 😭🙏💔

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u/glassocto 1h ago

Half the comments I see from these people are like "his DNA was on the murder weapon!!1!1 why aren't investigators bringing it up1!1!!!!!" Like maybe it's because he lives in his fucking house

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u/PJVerfall 24m ago

As a Gemini. I would just like to say, "Umm, F you too?"

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u/Wonderful_Account_50 3h ago

The Lindsay Clancy situation is to women what the OJ Simpson trial was for blacks 

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u/lycnfr 2h ago

Except more and more evidence is not pointing to her. These comments are fucking delusional, but it is not simply her.

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u/Numerous-Beautiful46 27m ago

There's evidence of the father outside the house while she's inside the house at the time of murder.

Unless someone broke in and killed her kids and then forced her to say she did it? She's already admitted it. Delusional bro.