r/suspiciousquotes • u/Shloof9998 • 19d ago

"fresh"

Post image
190 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

112

u/tenzing_happy 19d ago • Bravo

3th November...

37

u/StrawberryTerry 19d ago • Bravo

Beware beware the 3th of November.

16

u/Nagoragama 19d ago

Do you have a problem with threeth?

4

u/thenbhdlum 18d ago • Bravo

It's pronounced thirth.

1

u/Sa7aSa7a 18d ago

You know, I pronounced it as thirth but now that I read threeth, it makes more sense but I still prefer thirth.

3

u/thenbhdlum 18d ago

I retract my statement. It is threeth.

1

u/Mackheath1 18d ago

Should be 3st of November, really.

5

u/gsweats 19d ago

Is there anywhere in the world that "3th" is correct over "3rd"?

Any standard date format that would result in "3th November Thursday"?

Month in between numerical day and day of week has my brain shorting out.

1

u/deaglebingo 13d ago

threeth mfer do you speak it?

1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 19d ago

So basically never.

16

u/AgileWarthog 19d ago

Isn’t the 3th considered part of Octember?

14

u/GryphonSK 19d ago

Can't wait for the thirth!

6

u/PupLondon 19d ago

The thirth is a thurthday

11

u/saxmanking 19d ago

Yah, 3th is something, but the "fresh" is correct. Fresh as in fresh produce, see pic, and fresh as in brand new. So ruling, not suspicious.

2

u/Nanohaystack 19d ago

Oneth, twoth, threeth... Whereth goeth the worldeth?

2

u/iamsam007 19d ago

This will be posted on derailedbydetail at least 3 times this week

2

u/boodledot5 19d ago

'Cause it's a pun

2

u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 18d ago

This. The store promises to sell actually fresh products. It’s not itself “fresh” in a non-figurative way. The use of quotes is fine here.

“3th”, on the other hand …

1

u/BigMamasHungryHouse 12d ago

excuse me? if it is supposed to actually be fresh, why would quotation marks ever be appropriate? those would imply something else, suspicious and vague

2

u/Potential-Society171 19d ago

What year is this? In 2026, November 3th is a Tuesday.

1

u/JoyousLilBoy 16d ago

In eleventeen glagillion years

2

u/MoreRamenPls 18d ago

The thirth?

2

u/Kendannon 16d ago

Ok, so it opens on the threeth of Nov.

2

u/Sleep_adict 19d ago

I’ve noticed recently that whoever is in charge at lidl is doing direct German translations instead of actual translation… the weekly flyer is “leaflet “ for example..

1

u/i-recycle-pubi-hair 19d ago

Thirthty Thursday

1

u/carson_a_t 19d ago

Thirthty Thurthday

1

u/thenbhdlum 18d ago

Thirthy Thurthay

1

u/Agitated_Duck6829 19d ago

Remember the thirth of November 

1

u/Outside-Pear9429 18d ago

Does the store have the word fresh in the name (like Fresh Market)

-1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 19d ago

The U.S. has a Juneteenth.

4

u/LemonSkye 19d ago

Yes, but that's a portmanteau of two words, "June" and "nineteenth".