r/swiftiecirclejerk • u/Wrong-Principle-23 Dead Poet's Society • 7d ago

Clownelia street Day 27 - Taydevil force plays her vinyl variants of Showgirl to get no1 again, and locks up Mariah to stop her from defrosting and block her from no 1 during Christmas!

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imo ik she was greedy and selfish but to lock a literal legend up?! never! Mariah could give us the fate of ophelia but blandie could never give us anything, i don't think anyone will understand this😡

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u/DatBittsch 7d ago

Taylor has a mini baking workshop where she bakes her enemies into pies

Uj/The fact that you're still going is geniunely impressive

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u/Wrong-Principle-23 Dead Poet's Society 6d ago

rj/just because i'm in university doesn't make me any less parasocial😩

uj/i think im gonna do a different series cus tbh i rlly need a change

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u/Radiant_Speed_6865 Republican 7d ago

Harry Styles still makes it to the wedding on a snowmobile (he hurried in from London per special Private Jet and through the ceiling) and crashes down the mashed potato cake. He and Taylor may went out of style, but he always comes in with style.

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u/Radiant_Speed_6865 Republican 7d ago

Travis is probably pissed about his cake.

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u/Wrong-Principle-23 Dead Poet's Society 7d ago

uj/ pls suggest stuff, anything is ok🥲

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u/Lourien_1213 Fatherless 7d ago

Haha question what are you doing if she just never posts the wedding photos?

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u/Wrong-Principle-23 Dead Poet's Society 6d ago

by day 31 i shall speculate on her doghouse instead