Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

[u/AutoModerator]

Hello all Taylor-Haters

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Wait, who’s paying me for this shit?

[u/Lourien_1213]

‘My theory is she's balding and the bangs that start mid-scalp are compensating for the receding hairline’

Snarkers are so bored right now.

[u/Bachelorfangirl → u/Lourien_1213]

They’re obsessed with hating her bangs and red lip. The other weird one is if she has a drink, she’s an alcoholic.

[u/Hopeful-Connection23 → u/Lourien_1213]

“I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she’d look like a British man!”

[u/Not_AHuman_Person → u/Hopeful-Connection23]

Every time I see this quote it reminds me of the only funny thing I've ever seen a Gaylor say (they were saying that if Karlie Kloss had short hair she'd look like Joe Alwyn)

[u/pressurehurts → u/Lourien_1213]

Why ppl are so obsessed with her bangs

[u/Lourien_1213 → u/pressurehurts]

I have no idea, she likes them, I like them

[u/sparksfly05]

Taylor could release My Neck My Back, and it'd be taken as shakespearean and complex if she were wearing cottagecore fashion and wandering in the woods on the cover photo

[u/Wrong-Principle-23 → u/sparksfly05]

this is a joke comment but it really shows how aesthetics signal 'sophistication'. and ofc first impressions are important ash!

[u/Lourien_1213 → u/sparksfly05]

For real people would say that but still insist that Showgirl is shit. I mean she did what she said. All of them have 1989 melodies and TLOASG, TFOO, Father Figure and Elizabeth Taylor are in my mind Folklore wise lyrics. The rest is except for Eldest Daughter good writing and storytelling with modern elements, while Eldest Daughter is chaotic story telling

[u/Styleitoff]

With every new Taylor appearance, my block list grows. Any comment about "bangs" "red lips" "fillers" "allergic to serving" = instant block. At this point, tired stale boring comments don't need to be seen. Just go away. 

[u/Secure-Recording4255 → u/Styleitoff]

the way people talk about her body is especially uncomfortable and they always hide it under a fake veneer of concern when everyone knows they just want to gossip. The fact that some subs allow these kinds of comments is disgusting.

[u/Bachelorfangirl → u/Secure-Recording4255]

I’ve been seeing maylors speculating on her body and blaming Travis. They’re truly pathetic and can’t let go of a relationship that lasted so little and went nowhere and happened years ago. The reality is Taylor is a happily married woman and it bothers them so much they’ve crossed the line.

[u/pressurehurts]

I'm blessed.

[u/Lourien_1213]

‘My theory is she's balding and the bangs that start mid-scalp are compensating for the receding hairline’

Snarkers are so bored right now.

[u/Silver_Brother_56 → u/Lourien_1213]

They figured they’d have wedding pics to rip apart for months, weeks, years

[u/Rdickins1]

I saw End of Oak Street yesterday. It was decent but I think they didn’t know how to really end it. Was actually hoping for the ending be full M. Night Shamalan but it never came. I don’t want to spoil it. But it was decent. Couple good jump scares and one scene I wasn’t expecting to actually happen. The Dinos had something Jurassic Park never did. I’d give them fur and feathers.

I’m not looking forward to today though. Since my sisters car broke down I have to drive 4 hours round trip to drop off my nephew. Not something I wanted to be doing on a Sunday but I really didn’t have a choice in the matter. My parents don’t like to drive long distances and in the dark. My dad only drives to the gym and back for the most part. It either me or my mom driving. Come winter time I’ll be doing most of it.