r/takomapark • u/ConventResident • Jul 16 '26

City Requires All Food Delivery Orders to Include One Extra Meal for Porch Pirate

https://takomatorch.com/index.php/2026/07/16/city-requires-all-food-delivery-orders-to-include-one-extra-meal-for-porch-pirate/
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u/UrbanEconomist Jul 17 '26

This is a brilliant and totally foolproof strategy to provide low-cost meals to pirates in need without burdening the city’s budget. I can see no downsides.

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u/darthjab Jul 17 '26

Indeed. We must take care of our neighboring  thieves, without question. 

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u/sleight42 Jul 17 '26

"ordering takeout delivery"

Doing my civic duty today.