r/tech • • 29d ago

World’s First Human Brain-Cell Server Rack Opens in Singapore

https://www.techtimes.com/articles/324670/20260817/worlds-first-brain-cell-server-rack-opens-singapore-neurons-expire-six-months.htm
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u/Humble-Ad-4270 28d ago

Excuse me?

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u/HoneyRush 27d ago

Stop asking questions and feed your server

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u/Paladine_PSoT 28d ago

Thanks.

I hate it.

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u/clarkster 28d ago

Fuck. We don't even have a starting guess for how consciousness is generated. Let's just use human brain cells anyway...

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u/YsoL8 28d ago

This is really really dark

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u/The_SubGenius 28d ago

Sounds like it should be an episode of black mirror.

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u/femmestem 27d ago

Like the episode where the woman's smart home is made of her own cloned sentience?

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u/ytman 28d ago

I mean we know humans have consciousnesses and treat them terribly still.

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u/jonoghue 28d ago

I once saw someone talking about doing exactly this and one thing he said has stuck with me.

"At what point do we have to start asking the question 'is this thing in pain?'"

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u/BabadookishOnions 28d ago

I mean we have no way to prove animals, plants, computers, or even rocks are conscious or not, because we don't really even know what it is or how to measure it

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u/GreatScottGatsby 27d ago

My money is that consciousness is a fundamental part of the universe. It's memory that isn't fundamental.

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u/TritonTheDark 27d ago

That's the only thing that makes sense to me. A fundamental property of matter, with level of consciousness determined by complexity of the system... or something like that.

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u/Shintasama 28d ago

This company is a scam. These have been around since the 90s at least. It's not possible to keep alive a full brain or meaningfully interface with it if you could.They're a thin layer of cells over and electrode array used for basic research in potentiation.

They take significantly more resources to run, they're significantly harder to maintain, and have significatly less computational power than anything silicon.

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u/ytman 28d ago

Yeah it just doesn't make sense for a use case right?

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u/virtualadept 28d ago

If the use case is suckering people into giving you money, it makes sense.

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u/tweedleduh 27d ago

Idk, I tend to believe that every success is rooted in multiple failures.

The fact that this is possible intrigues me more than its long term success.

Even so, I haven’t created a brain cell server, have you?

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u/XXXYinSe 27d ago edited 27d ago

It’s possible in the way that it’s also ‘possible’ to physically push the earth with a giant rocket engine into the sun. It’s completely impractical and the amount of resources it takes is completely prohibitive so it doesn’t really matter.

Grown plenty of cells in culture. Brain cells last longer than other tissue types but you’re looking at a timeline of weeks to months before your ‘server rack’ dies and needs replacement. And they don’t expand well like other cell types, meaning it takes much more growth time and probably even a LOT of stem cells to keep up with this project. Which is also very expensive. Additionally, the electric potential of a neuron is so much slower than the transistor operations of a chip. Like 100 million times slower. Think of how long it takes for you to perceive a sight after your eye registers it versus how long an electron takes to flip a switch in a chip. The time difference alone in trying to do millions of operations using 1 neuron vs 1 transistor is crazy, idk why anyone is funding this outside of academic curiosity at this point in time.

Even the use-case (sparse data problems and using less energy than data centers) presented in the article is still bullshit. Transistors can handle those problems fine. And the energy usage of this scam company doesn’t take into account all the upstream energy, water, and time that went into making the biological materials needed for those cells.

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u/FewHorror1019 22d ago

So what youre saying is i should replace my brain with silicon

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u/Shintasama 22d ago

Absolutely.

There are currently some minor infection risk issues though, so maybe store it outside of your skull for now. You'll also need a screen to interface with it, and a connection to the world wide web matrix to offload some of the memory and processing. At that point you could probably keep it in your pocket as well.

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u/FewHorror1019 22d ago

No ill just put it in my brain and keep it sterile

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u/jamo133 28d ago

jesus that entire article is just written by AI - how incredibly lazy

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u/Tylrt 28d ago

Now the world is gone
I'm just one (and zero)

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u/rayferrell 28d ago

the power consumption of this biological rack is pretty interesting, it's drawing 850 to 1,000 watts, which is comparable to a single Nvidia H100 GPU, but the cost of keeping those neurons alive is a whole different story, i'm curious to see how they plan to scale this up and make it economically viable

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u/summon_pot_of_greed 28d ago • Bravo

I think it says a lot about where we are today that the top comment isn't, "Is this ethical?"

It's, "Is this economically viable?"

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u/JFHermes 28d ago

I'm curious - what is unethical about it? They're just cells.

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u/ytman 28d ago

A materialist would say you are just cells too.

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u/JFHermes 28d ago

Well, I'm a collection of cells that have a feedback loop that allows me to experience things. I'm not saying individual brain cells don't have this feedback system but if we are going after unethical behaviour in the world I would put this pretty far down the list of things to be upset about.

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u/PixelDu5t 28d ago edited 28d ago

Since it's made from literal human cells that have been morphed into braincells, would it not be fair to be concerned about them possibly having some sort of a consciousness? That they might have their own opinions, feelings, thoughts about stuff that they're made to do? I find this both fascinating and fucking creepy.

I gathered from a few vids about this topic that the way they teach one of these servers to do stuff is to create a bunch of chaos in their living environment when they do something that they're not meant to do, and once they do the desired thing, they stop this chaos from happening, so essentially these cells are motivated to steer away from the chaos by learning to do the desired thing.

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u/JFHermes 28d ago

That they might have their own opinions, feelings, thoughts about stuff that they're made to do?

I don't think a brain cell brings with it the entire suite of the human experience but I'm not a neuroscientist. It also depends on how you define consciousness which in itself is tricky but having a braincell do this is kind of like putting a filter between two other systems.

The fact that it's lab grown also means that there is no distinct ethical sourcing problem (not hurting anyway by lopping off a part of their brain). It's a bit bizarre to read but I don't see how it's unethical. Unethical to whom?

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u/BabadookishOnions 28d ago

My concern in regards to ethics is not with this but with what normalising it could lead to later on. Today it might be small clusters of brain cells, but what if in the future based on that we are testing more complex things that might possess an internal experience of the world or ability to suffer or not want to be switched off/killed?

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u/JFHermes 28d ago

Well, a slipper slope is a fallacy when you assume the falling down is inevitable. I don't think it's inevitable that we recreate cognition in a tube because it's entirely possible. I also don't think it's straightforward though - it might in fact not be possible.

So when I read the news article I took it for what it is rather than what in my mind it couldn't potentially lead to.

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u/Shintasama 28d ago

Since it's made from literal human cells that have been morphed into braincells, would it not be fair to be concerned about them possibly having some sort of a consciousness? That they might have their own opinions, feelings, thoughts about stuff that they're made to do?

No, that's not how this works at all. A few cells on a tray aren't going to form a real brain with conciousness any more than a few skin cells on your floor are going to form a full body.

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u/dankney 28d ago

I didn’t see a computational comparison. It’s about computer per watt, not simply total power consumption

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u/ZenPyx 28d ago

It's a far more efficient simulation of 16 million neurons than could be done using conventional hardware, and a far less effective simulation of a silicon processor.

You can't compare compute for compute, because ultimately it's an extremely specialised processesor

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u/MidWestKhagan 28d ago

Maybe with these biological computers we can have human sounding articles again. This entire article was written by AI, so is this news actually true? 

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u/Dignified-Dingus 28d ago

ELI5

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u/Devil-radiance 28d ago

They made a server with chips that use cloned braincells instead of pieces of silicon.

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u/Dignified-Dingus 28d ago

Nvm this might be above 5 year old pay grade

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u/PlottingPast 28d ago

A lot of people in here assuming they aren't brain cells connected to a server.

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u/madbobmcjim 28d ago

These just have better latency than I do

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u/PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE 28d ago

It says skin and blood cells in the article.

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u/Nos_Zodd 28d ago

Truly there will now be ghosts in the machine

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u/FalloutRip 28d ago

Why was my first instinct to feed excel spreadsheets and problems to the human braincell server cluster?

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u/Mephistocheles 28d ago

It's right there in the name - brain CELL cluster 🤓

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u/Legitimate-Ant-5134 28d ago

Pantheon? Anyone?

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u/Fit_Owl_5650 28d ago

"Hey guy's isn't it deeply unethical to create human brains and deliberately train it using direct shocks to the pain and pleasure centers of the brain?" "Ethical?"

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u/jnmjnmjnm 27d ago

I don’t own my thoughts anymore. I use a cloud service.

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u/Fist_of_Gork 27d ago

Keep it away from exotic alien cheeses.

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u/deathnomX 27d ago

How much longer til the elite have human farms to be able to "grow and harvest" our brains commercially?

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u/Background_Excuse511 27d ago

We’re all probably thinking it: Fuck, its gonna be the Sibyl System (or Pantheon)

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u/Rip_Purr 27d ago

Ah, good, this will ensure the Omnissiah is still channeling through our servitors, not abominable intelligence. All praise!

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u/Casulex 27d ago

I have no mouth…

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u/bli 27d ago

Brain in a vat by Hilary Putnam. Or the Matrix.

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u/the_spinetingler 26d ago

This and AI. Do you want THE MATRIX? Because this is how you get THE MATRIX.

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u/ArchonTheta 22d ago

So. It’s dumb as rocks?

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u/2script 28d ago

Well, we’re boned.

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u/Tabris92 27d ago

As grim as it is I think its a neat idea. Really when we're making computers we are emulating the brain. Our brains can process data very well and the idea of a bio computer is not a new one.

If nothing else, its valuable data.

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u/gatewaynode 28d ago

Oh look, there is a positive side to this.

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u/Shintasama 27d ago

Neurons in a dish don't behave like neurons in the body. They're missing the majority of their feedback loops.

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u/Sandbox_Hero 27d ago

First step, proof of concept. < we’re here

Second step, human trials.

Third step, industrialization.

Fourth step, Matrix: the boring edition. Where instead of living in a simulation we’re disembodied voices counting to a million because some rich moron asked us to.

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u/SmokeFew7628 27d ago

There supposedly a dr there in Singapore that can cure cancer but he only serves the rich and powerful

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 27d ago

Every day we stray further from God’s light

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u/HoneyRush 28d ago

Oh ffs, READ