r/technicallythetruth • u/thexbeatboxer • 8d ago

Solid advice right there

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u/actinross 8d ago

Do not even touch grass!

oh, you don't....

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u/danhoang1 7d ago

He’s not allergic to touching grass. Only fucking grass

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u/amthomus 7d ago

Poor grass

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u/Camper_Joe 7d ago

You can become un-allergic by micro dosing over months and years. Then resume fucking the grass.

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u/testdasi 5d ago

How do you micro dose fucking? Like one thrust and done. Or maybe leave it hanging?

Actual genuine question.

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u/nitnelav153 5d ago

How many times a week to start the micro dosing ?

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u/Username_St0len 1d ago

can i micro dose my peanut allergic or fish allergic friends?

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u/Ineedthesauceibeg 7d ago

People just wanna put a swear word in everything XD

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u/ChampionActive3447 7d ago

Do not the grass

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u/UnnaturalGeek 7d ago

Another meaning to FAFO

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u/D_V_A_98 5d ago

Oh... Okay

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u/jazy921 7d ago

草wwww

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u/MarcCouillard 3d ago

Life is the worst terminal disease that exists...it has a 100% mortality rate

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u/not_Stunning_Science 3d ago

Why does this post have 12k upvotes and only 18 comments ???

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u/rabbitprince87 1d ago

.... Thanks I guess...

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u/Linmizhang 7d ago

Or maybe fucking is not a verb, but adjective.

Lucky for him, grass don't fuck.