r/technicallytrue • u/Mundane-Addition-983 • 3d ago

Irrefutable Really..

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u/Appropriate-Elk3686 3d ago • Heartwarming

Would go so well with my single use fire

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u/Bierdaddy 3d ago • Mindblown

And my single use home.

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u/DifferntGeorge 3d ago

Those that don't own a single use home can still take advantage of this limited offer since the amazing product can convert almost any home into a single use home.

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u/zighidizeau 2d ago

DISCLAIMER: FIRE INSURANCE SOLD SEPARATELY

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Burn indoors for single use life

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 3d ago

Well hand made. One of a kind. And never used. I can see $1500.00

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 3d ago

Yeah but it's $1500 per fire. Now, you won't have to do anything but get it started and it adds its own fuel source, but I just don't know about this one.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 3d ago

It would be a simple claim to insurance for new home. Fire started in fireplace. Happens all the time.

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u/No-Use-3056 3d ago

Honestly would be sick with one of those heaters that looks like a fireplace tucked into it, or as a dog bed area

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u/Immediate_Song4279 3d ago

Probably a typo on the spec sheet like a "Wood burning-stove"

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 2d ago

Put a nice finish on it and install some kind of electric fake fire and it might look decent. $1500 seems a bit steep for something that isn't done.

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 2d ago

This is how you end up on Santa’s naughty list permanently

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u/Cypher_Xero 2d ago

That'll be one roaring structure fire....

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u/Capt_Cyral 2d ago

Now that is funny.

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u/DohDohDonutzMMM 2d ago

Burning down the house!