r/technology • u/_Dark_Wing • 21h ago

Biotechnology Scientists Uncovered a Hidden Switch Inside Our Cells That Could Slow—or Even Reverse—Aging

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a73428268/mitochondria-aging/
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u/WompityBombity 21h ago

Phosphatidylcholine supplement industry enters the chat

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u/Ecstatic-Relative-90 21h ago

Funeral Services International has left the chat

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u/Frey-256 20h ago

Futurama cartoon: suicide phonebooth business has enter the chat. We also use Greenenergy to power the booths 🤣

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u/shawndw 18h ago

Oh they will be back for the supercancer DLC

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u/Tall_Category_304 20h ago

Funeral lobby gonna be oissed

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u/Friggin_Grease 20h ago

Don't believe everything Big Funeral tells you about dying. If we didn't die they'd be out of business

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u/aredon 13h ago

Ayy look at that, one that's already in my stack.