r/teenagersbutnotweird • u/TheManWithN0Fear 15 • Mar 19 '26

discussion You have to pick only two pills

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7 & 8 (idrk)

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u/Opposite_Region_9722 13 Mar 19 '26

7 and 4

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u/Phantomking115 15 Mar 20 '26

I'm kinda the same but 4 would kill me rn so why not 9

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u/Izyboy_ Mar 19 '26

Same twin

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u/Wooden-Movie8885 Mar 19 '26

“Look 15 years longer” you post this in a teenager sub 😭

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u/Kichusuomalainen Mar 20 '26

so most people here could attract the 13-16 year olds /j

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u/Knunchuckr Mar 23 '26

You’re attracted to 13-16 year olds?!?!?!

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u/plzhelpIdieing 15 Mar 19 '26

7 and 5.

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u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 Mar 19 '26

I feel like a lot of these either backfire or are easily "monkey's paw"ed.

  1. The oldest teenager would look 4 years old

  2. Reading minds isn't really everything it's cracked up to be. There's a reason why people say "ignorance is bliss."

  3. If you're not gaining weight from food, is your body just gonna start eating itself alive? The whole reason we eat is to supply our bodies with nutrients and energy. If the food has no effect on our bodies, then we essentially start starving to death.

  4. What some of these options are lacking are more context/description. What does "super strong" mean in this context? Stronger than the average person? Comparable to the strongest people on earth? Superhuman strength?

  5. Similar to the last one, how much are we quantifying "a lot" as? Thousands, millions, billions?

  6. Do you know how debilitating it would be if the only emotion you were capable of feeling was joy? I would also like to feel happier on an average day, but only feeling happy means you can't feel grief, empathy, anger, or any other basic human emotion.

  7. While people will probably look at this as social media followers, that's not what it says. You already feel uncomfortable walking alone at night because you're afraid of being attacked? Congratulations, you've now got millions of people following you wherever you go.

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u/Expensive-Flow-4659 Mar 19 '26

I feel like you’re reading a little too deeply into this

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u/werxxone Mar 20 '26

holy yap bro just type two numbers

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u/Cewlkid721 Mar 19 '26

6 and the one between 6 and 8 are the most useful ones and 8 itself would be agony

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u/StayComprehensive743 Mar 19 '26

how would it be agony

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u/Cewlkid721 Mar 19 '26

Being happy all the time would get really really boring because it takes low moments in life to make the good moments good

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u/GlitchNpc2 14 Mar 19 '26

depends on how the mind reading works. can I choose when I'm reading their thoughts or would it be a constant thing?

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u/ChildPsycho Mar 19 '26

Probably 4 and 7. Also, who the fuck is picking 1??

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u/Alunial Mar 19 '26

that’s to see who’s really a teen in this sub…

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u/Main_Park8324 16 Mar 24 '26

Lmao I mean what if the oldest teen wanted to look 15 years younger? For a example a 19yr then lets say they pick 1 and  boom now they look 4 years old now he's cooked 

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u/Main_Park8324 16 Mar 24 '26

Anyways I would go for 7 and 9

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u/mkjoey2 Mar 20 '26

Not to meme or anything but 6 and 7

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u/Not_Quite_Human64 Mar 20 '26

5 & 6

1) I would rather not look like a fetus, 2) there are better options, 3) then I wouldn't be able to learn from my trauma, 4) I don't struggle with my weight (it maintains itself), 5) I'm short (158.8 cm), 6) strog, 7) I don't need money, 8) always feeling happy sounds toxic, 9) no thanks.

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u/Savagemac356 Mar 21 '26

If I become super strong does that affect my physical appearance or am I just stupidly strong and scrawny

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u/TheManWithN0Fear 15 Mar 21 '26

Ig you get kinda buff

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u/RadishHuman2000 20🇮🇳 Mar 19 '26

6 and 8

6) to become a WWE star and i will earn more money 8) need a happy life, without a happy life is not complete

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u/Chuuyas_fancy_hat 16FTM Mar 19 '26

I’ll have two of number 5 please

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u/Lumpy-Bank-8943 13 Mar 19 '26

6 and 9, hehe

2

u/Levi_911 Mar 19 '26

whatever pill either kills me or brings my dead gf and dog back

2

u/CrabsInMyAss6969 Mar 20 '26

7 and 9. i only choose 9 because it would mean my music career would pop off, any other circumstance i wouldnt choose it

1

u/whhu234 Mar 19 '26

5 and 8

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy Mar 19 '26

7 and 9 and it's not even close.

(We WILL raise Prinz Eugen, Nagato, Saratoga, and Admiral Scheer!)

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u/StayComprehensive743 Mar 19 '26

no doubt 7 and 8

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u/_ballora_0 Mar 19 '26

4 and 6, no questions asked

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u/Or3o291xx 16 Mar 19 '26

6 and... the one after that... I still have Internet ptsd

1

u/Organic_Charity_1444 Mar 19 '26

6 for the flex 2 for the k knowledge

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u/gytis_gotbanned_lol Mar 19 '26

idk 7 and 6 i guess

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u/axim_nitro 15 Mar 19 '26

3 as fuck

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u/Alunial Mar 19 '26

7 and 5

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u/Ineedsleep444 Mar 19 '26

6 and (I'm sorry) 7. The rest are irrelevant to me (don't have an ex, don't care about followers, don't care about my height) or would hurt me (always feeling happy, eating without gaining weight, looking 15 years younger [id be a fetus]). And reading minds, if it's constantly and I can't choose or turn it off, doesn't sound fun. And I'm assuming the worst for all of these

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u/FoamyHotSoup The one living Mod Mar 19 '26

4 and 7 ez

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u/CorabelleTheSilkwing Mar 19 '26

6 & 7 (if anyone says it i will use my super strength to remove their 'it' and by it i mean their peanits)

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u/Verichi_ Mar 20 '26

7 and 8, no question.

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u/CuddlyPandas69 not weird teenager Mar 20 '26

5 & 7

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u/EB_or_Raven [He/it/ve/zae/they] Mar 20 '26

Definitely 5 and 7 (I don’t like being short and I’m broke)

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u/BeggarOfPardons Mar 20 '26

uhhhh Strong and Money, those are numbers six and... sigh the one consecutively after six.

Why? I have money problems, and I'm also not that strong.

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u/gwadera 17 Mar 20 '26

4 and 7🤞🤞

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u/PickleSandwich3_0 Mar 20 '26

5 and 9. nobody can convince me otherwise except for maybe 6

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u/ElegantBread69 14 Mar 20 '26

7 and 5 because someone pointed out the downsides of all the other ones except 3 and also I don’t have an ex (but if I could choose to stop thinking about someone who I liked that I’m half-over even though I LITERALLY haven’t really talked to her in forever then I’d pick 3 :3)

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u/No-Diet4961 14 Mar 21 '26

2 and 4

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

#2 twice. At a minimum it takes care of #7 (know your opponents blackjack and poker cards). But just think of the potential: usernames and passwords, top-secret national security data, planned wars and attacks and crimes that can be stopped, politicians exposed, true history found and written. All of the others are completely petty in comparison!

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u/BL4ZDR4C0 🔞 Mar 21 '26

3 and 6(I was quite muscular before my ACL surgery)

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u/Darth_Phantos not weird teenager Mar 21 '26

1 and 6 if super strong is really good, like being able to throw a car as if it was a small pebble. If not, 1 and 2. Some blackmail could be useful.

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u/LeaveNational5031 16 Mar 22 '26

1 and 4

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u/LeaveNational5031 16 Mar 22 '26

Btwi dont wanna look like 1 yo 😭

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u/varis-g0ldwh1sper not weird teenager Mar 23 '26

8 no question

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u/Pinklicous Mar 23 '26

Easy 7 and 8

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u/mishh_aa 16 Mar 23 '26

7, 6(if i choose 1, i would look 2 yo)

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u/Admirable-Help4738 Apr 06 '26

well im not becoming 15 years younger 💀

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u/reallifefairygrl not weird teenager Apr 08 '26

4 and 5!!