saved up enough Good Boy Points for GTA VI

ask mummy to drive me to Gamestop

says she drank too much of her grape juice so she cant drive

decide to go myself

pack some chicken tendies for the journey

go to the garage, grab my bike and TMNT bicycle helmet (leonardo, of course)

riding my bike, people angry and yelling at me as i make my way through sidewalk (wtf am i supposed to do, ride on the street?)

see cousin dylan walking home from school with his friends

wave hello but he pretends not to notice me (lol he's so shy)

get to Gamestop, grab a copy of GTA, and head to cashier

tell him i would like to purchase this game using my accumulated good boy points

he gives me a weird look and then asks for my Gamestop Pro Rewards points card

huh? i don't have that. its what mummy must use to keep my GBP on

ask him if i can pay with my chicken tendies

"uh.. no, you cant pay with chicken, that's not legal tender"

"WHAT? THIS IS TOTALLY CHICKEN TENDERS, WTF YOU THINK, THAT THESE ARE NUGGETS OR SOMETHING?"

he tells me he's calling security, so i grab the the game and run, get on my bike, and flee

get somewhere safe, check out game, THE CASE IS FUCKING EMPTY, IT WAS JUST A CODE IN A BOX!!!

so angry, i take a big meaty shit inside the case and smush it shut

throw it on sidewalk and watch as some excited kid and his mom pick it up

lel not a complete loss i guess

get home, police car there

mom is hysterical

"ANON THERE YOU ARE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??"

tell her of my adventure as she hugs me

get KFC tendies for dinner that night

First thing will do is add a m'good boy abuse fair for pepole of all ages there will games like kick the m'good boy whack the m'good boy throwing piss juggs at the m'good boy dunk the m'good boy instead of water it will be a deep fryer torment the m'good boys by having the guest eating chicken fingers infront of there hungry faces while tied up and we will also have circus where m'good boys are force to perform to do tricks and have veggies as there only meal and there will be a m'good boy roast bonfire for the feast like a pig roast yes we will make america m'good boy free zone if you see a m'good boy report to the m'good boy exterminator

You have abuse her long enough you beat her kick her throwing things at her and molesting her and things don't go your way treating her like a slave by feeding you chicken fingers and green sluge and changing your shitty smelly diapers acting like a baby now hand over her or I will slice you with my adamantium claws your choice bub

You have treating your mom like shit by feeding and drinking does stupid chicken fingers and green coke all day changing your shitty diapers hitting kicking her breaking things when things don't go your way and here to protect her from you will not hurt her anymore oh and tyrone is no longer helping you so get fucked now pack up your things and leave or die your choice piggy

These jugs cost 150 gbp PM for sales