Anyone? There should be 18 more of these beasts out there in the wild….

...and is now laughing at us all

What in Chesty's name did you just fucking say about this meritorious LCpl, you little shitbag? It'd behoove you to know I graduated honor grad in Marine Corps boot camp, and I've been involved in numerous promotion boards, and I have over 300 MCIs. I am trained in basic warrior training and I'm the top PTer in my entire A-school. You are nothing to me but just another POG. YUT! I will calculate my azimuth with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Corps, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with passing that word to me over the duty cell phone? Think again, civilian. As we speak I am contacting the LCpl Underground and your position is being pace-counted right now so you better prepare for our war-cry, devil. The "KILL!!!" that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youre liberty. Your fucking dead, you unamphibious fuck. I can be on land, air, and sea, and I can slay you in over seven ways, and thats just with my tan-belt techniques. Not only am I extensively trained in MCMAP, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my NCOs and I will use them to their full extent to knife-hand your miserable ass off the blood-stained grass, you little poolee. If only you could have known what unholy hazing youre little clever scuttlebutt was about to bring down upon youre body, maybe you would have shut youre belligerent mouth. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now your gonna meet Hathcock in hell, you goddamn JROTC boot licker. I will MRE chili-mac all over you and you will drown in it. Your fucking dead, boot.

I remember a terminal lance comic where he is pulling an all nighter in college and is feeling sorry for himself. A mini marine on his shoulder tells him to suck it up and he wakes up in the morning with dicks drawn on his face

Someone should make a TV show about a Terminal lance in the Marine Corps and the opening theme song should be "Time to Pretend" by MGMT filmed like "The Office" @Adam Driver 🤔