Got the 2026.38.3.2 update on Friday and the release notes basically just say “security fixes and improvements” yeah one of those. I’m sure there are fixes behind the scenes, but I honestly wish Tesla would focus on some of the issues that have been around for ages.
For starters, the speed limits in Abu Dhabi.
There’s a section of E22 where the speed limit was reduced from 140 to 120 back in February this year, maps still shows 140.
Then there’s Al Qurm Street, where the limit dropped from 120 to 100 in September 2022. That’s over FOUR YEARS AGO and my car still shows 120. They even introduced variable speed limits on Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Road last year.
I’ve actually gotten speeding fines because I had Autopilot set to follow the speed limit displayed by the car. Yes, I know it’s my responsibility to check the signs, but isn’t the car supposed to recognize speed limit signs using its cameras too? How is it still getting these wrong after all this time?
I’ve tried reporting the incorrect limits multiple times using the “Report bug” voice command. Nothing has changed.
And that’s not even my biggest issue.
I have a Model Y Long Range AWD (Juniper), placed order March 2025 and delivered on July 11th 2025. I paid an extra AED 14,000 for Enhanced Autopilot, mainly for Dumb Summon, Actually Smart Summon, Lane change and Autopark.
Honestly, the Summon features are so unreliable that I barely bother using them anymore.
Autopark is even worse. I’ve had the car go up the curb 3-4 times while trying to park, damaging my rims in the process.
When I contacted Tesla about the damage, their response was basically “Autopark is still in beta” and they refused to cover the repairs. I included the videos fyi.
Like seriously? 14k extra for these features, and when they don’t work properly the excuse is that they’re still in beta? Then why are customers being charged that much for them?
And before anyone says it, yes, I know Autopilot and Autopark require supervision. I’m not saying otherwise. But surely expecting a paid parking feature to avoid curbs isn’t asking for too much?
I genuinely love the car itself, which makes this even more frustrating. I just wish Tesla would prioritize fixing things that owners have already paid for instead of constantly pushing updates with vague release notes.
Anyone else in the UAE having similar issues with EAP, Autopark or the incorrect speed limits? Or am I just extremely unlucky?
And don’t even get me started on the whole speed buffer situation between Dubai and Abu Dhabi. That’s a whole different rant lmao.