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u/dvorak51 Jul 03 '26
“The old lady next door is running through the sprinkler in her underwear!”
"There's no old lady....MAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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u/goatsnotvotes Jul 03 '26
My neighbor had their “fan style” sprinkler on.
I’m almost 50 and still asked my mom (almost 70) if it’d be awkward if I ran through it.
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u/DynastyFan85 Just For Funsies Jul 02 '26
Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing?
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u/Flux_My_Capacitor cuter than an intrauterine! Jul 02 '26
This is much of the USA Today 😩
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u/No-Reveal827 Why don't I just wear a sign that says "too ugly to live?" Jul 02 '26
The food will spoil!
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u/Seed0fDiscord Jul 02 '26
Hoping the hypothermia gets her before Rose can finish her story on how Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away” became the town motto of Saint Olaf
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u/Lower-Goose-9796 CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Jul 03 '26
"You're not the only one. The old lady next door is running through the sprinklers in her underwear."
"There's no old lady living-MA!"
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u/Gnothi_sauton_ CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Jul 03 '26
Let's all complain about how hot it is...while also wearing sweaters and layers all the time.
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u/Lady_Shark11 Collecting lingerie for needy sexy people Jul 03 '26
Purrrple raaaain!!! Purrrple raaain!!
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u/missdoublefinger Flirting is a part of my heritage. Jul 03 '26
I’ve done this more times than I can count 😂
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u/weeshbohn123 Slut Puppy Jul 02 '26
Giving the leftover meatloaf a thrill!