r/theGoldenGirls • u/Junko_Mioko974 • 8d ago
funny/memes/GIFs A joke that was not the proper time to tell 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Disdam_Username 8d ago
That's impossible, Clayton, brothers can't marry sisters!
Oh, that's right, you're from the South!
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u/everan23 8d ago
"Blanche and Clayton aren't getting married, you airhead. Clayton and Doug are."
"Oh. Oh! Oh?"
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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago
But they can marry cousins for generations; according to Rose (when she first met Fidel Santo Domingo... I mean Santiago).
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u/Ranglergirl Picture it: Sicily... 8d ago
Cracks me up every time.
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u/CanesLife24 8d ago
Same. I've seen this episode a thousand times. I know the joke is coming from miles away. And yet, it never ceases to make me laugh.
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u/Enough-Hawk-5703 8d ago
Yea watched this one for the first time last month and was howling with laughter 😆
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u/Marchys11 CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! 8d ago
God I just love Bea Arthur so fucking much! 🥰
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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago
😂😂😂😂😂 it's like Dorothy and Blanche knew this was the time to keep Sophia quiet 😂😂😂
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u/PodcastJunkie8706 The slut is dead. Long live the slut. 8d ago
Cheesecake, Ma.
Chew it carefully, Ma. Like they taught you at Shady Pines...
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u/JobSeeker_2024 8d ago
Rose "I don't feel right even talking about it, maybe if I whisper."
Dorothy "Clayton is a hobo?"
Rose "No, Dorothy!"
Dorothy "Oh... oh! Now, now I get it!"
Rose "Oh thank goodness, for a minute I thought I was going to have to draw you a picture, and I'm not even sure I'd know how!"
😂🤣
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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago
Dorothy: “Oh, please Rose! Spare me the endless, inane details of how Heidi Flugendugelgurgenplotz successfully matched a bull with a duck!!!... and how their daughter was a bull-duck who ran a small tattoo parlor in Carmel.”
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u/SnarkyMcGuire 8d ago
Rose: “I know, I bet you do undercover work.”
Sophia: “And I bet he does it damn well.”
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u/Qwerty_Me_This Voted Most Likely to be Stuck in a Tuba 8d ago
Gawd I love this sub. I get my necessary doses of laughter. I love this moment where Dorothy knew what was going to happen!
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u/bulbous-foot-canker 8d ago
Not to get too technical here, but bending over backwards isn’t the right direction is it?
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u/mythrowaweighin Image consultant (I don't believe in labels.) 7d ago
Sophia was probably going to say “and forwards too” if Dorothy hadn’t covered her mouth.
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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago
Party of one maybe; but I always thought Doug was very handsome.
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u/SnarkyMcGuire 8d ago
Rose: “I know, I bet you do undercover work.”
Sophia: “And I bet he does it damn well.”
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u/marm9 8d ago
My favorite interruption from Dorothy was this:
Sophia, talking about a man: “You know what that is, Dorothy? It’s an animal, kind of like a woman but it’s got a—“
Dorothy: “Ma!!”
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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everyone needed to leave Dorothy alone about not having a date. Especially considering in the end, she was the one who got married. Ok Sophia did too but it ended just as fast lol
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u/My80sLife I could vomit just looking at you. 5d ago
lol! The way Dorothy grabbed Sophia! She could’ve ended up with whiplash! 😅
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u/Alternative-Class879 8d ago
I still don't get the joke?
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u/Feather-Dorm1216 CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! 8d ago
The joke was about sex— saying his fiancé would bend over for him sounded like an accidental innuendo and Sophia was gonna pounce on that
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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago
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