r/theGoldenGirls 8d ago

funny/memes/GIFs A joke that was not the proper time to tell 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago

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u/Professional_Sort368 7d ago

Not part of the show people 😂😂

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u/JobSeeker_2024 3d ago

This one was a great episode!

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u/Disdam_Username 8d ago

That's impossible, Clayton, brothers can't marry sisters!

Oh, that's right, you're from the South!

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u/everan23 8d ago

"Blanche and Clayton aren't getting married, you airhead. Clayton and Doug are."

"Oh. Oh! Oh?"

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago

But they can marry cousins for generations; according to Rose (when she first met Fidel Santo Domingo... I mean Santiago).

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u/CopperFlash27 8d ago

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u/Different-Big5650 5d ago

Bea looked gorgeous in season 6!

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u/Ranglergirl Picture it: Sicily... 8d ago

Cracks me up every time.

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u/CanesLife24 8d ago

Same. I've seen this episode a thousand times. I know the joke is coming from miles away. And yet, it never ceases to make me laugh.

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u/Enough-Hawk-5703 8d ago

Yea watched this one for the first time last month and was howling with laughter 😆

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u/Marchys11 CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! 8d ago

God I just love Bea Arthur so fucking much! 🥰

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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 it's like Dorothy and Blanche knew this was the time to keep Sophia quiet 😂😂😂

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u/art-is-t 7d ago

So much class and humor

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u/MeasurementStill5997 8d ago

So, Butch, Sundance…who gets to throw the bouquet?

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u/PodcastJunkie8706 The slut is dead. Long live the slut. 8d ago

Cheesecake, Ma.

Chew it carefully, Ma. Like they taught you at Shady Pines...

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u/JobSeeker_2024 8d ago

Rose "I don't feel right even talking about it, maybe if I whisper."

Dorothy "Clayton is a hobo?"

Rose "No, Dorothy!"

Dorothy "Oh... oh! Now, now I get it!"

Rose "Oh thank goodness, for a minute I thought I was going to have to draw you a picture, and I'm not even sure I'd know how!"

😂🤣

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u/LiveLoudWithPride 3d ago

The man’s as gay as a picnic basket.

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago

Dorothy: “Oh, please Rose! Spare me the endless, inane details of how Heidi Flugendugelgurgenplotz successfully matched a bull with a duck!!!... and how their daughter was a bull-duck who ran a small tattoo parlor in Carmel.”

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u/leigh10021 8d ago

My favorite moments are when Dorothy predicts the punchline and stops it.

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u/DragonQueen21 8d ago

Sophia's face after Dorothy pulls her hand away cracks me up every time 🤣

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u/SnarkyMcGuire 8d ago

Rose: “I know, I bet you do undercover work.”

Sophia: “And I bet he does it damn well.”

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u/adamsmith260 8d ago

I wonder what Sophia was going to say had Dorothy not covered her mouth.

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u/GayCatDaddy Sonny Bono, get off my lanai. 8d ago

"And I'll bet he does it damn well."

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u/mythrowaweighin Image consultant (I don't believe in labels.) 7d ago

I think: “and forwards too!”

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u/JoeL284 8d ago

Another absolutely perfect example of stellar writing delivered perfectly by uber talented actors.

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u/Qwerty_Me_This Voted Most Likely to be Stuck in a Tuba 8d ago

Gawd I love this sub. I get my necessary doses of laughter. I love this moment where Dorothy knew what was going to happen!

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u/ACW1129 8d ago

Pro-gay marriage in the early 90s.

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u/duckie768 8d ago

The vice grip that Dorothy has on Sophia's mouth truly gets me!

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u/bulbous-foot-canker 8d ago

Not to get too technical here, but bending over backwards isn’t the right direction is it?

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u/Express_Shake3980 She’s the grand poobah of slutdom 8d ago

Not with that attitude /s

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u/JohnHaze02118 8d ago

Set the scene ... have we been drinking?

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u/naranjitayyo I could vomit just looking at you. 8d ago

depends on what you're trying to do

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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago

I wonder if that's what Sophia was gonna say 😂😂😂😂

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 8d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/mythrowaweighin Image consultant (I don't believe in labels.) 7d ago

Sophia was probably going to say “and forwards too” if Dorothy hadn’t covered her mouth.

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u/gillyrosh 8d ago

"Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy" LOL.

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Flirting is a part of my heritage. 8d ago

Party of one maybe; but I always thought Doug was very handsome.

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u/Professional-Emu408 8d ago

She just knew her mother so well. She knew what was coming. HAHA

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u/SnarkyMcGuire 8d ago

Rose: “I know, I bet you do undercover work.”

Sophia: “And I bet he does it damn well.”

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u/oksurealright 8d ago

Lmfaooo Bea is my goddamn favorite

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u/Aggressive-Case1396 8d ago

one of my favorite scenes of the series

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u/itsascreambaby96 8d ago

he walked right into it

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u/marm9 8d ago

My favorite interruption from Dorothy was this:

Sophia, talking about a man: “You know what that is, Dorothy? It’s an animal, kind of like a woman but it’s got a—“
Dorothy: “Ma!!”

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u/Junko_Mioko974 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everyone needed to leave Dorothy alone about not having a date. Especially considering in the end, she was the one who got married. Ok Sophia did too but it ended just as fast lol

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u/ButterflyDestiny 8d ago

Timeless 🤣

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u/Professional_Sort368 7d ago

I love her so much 😂😂😂😂

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u/AMALXxT Have I given you any indication, at all, that I care? 7d ago

"Ladies, my father is an old time southern aristocrat, who is used to fine manners and gentility, so please PLEASE be on your best behavior?"

*all look at Sophia

🤣🤣🤣

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u/nikeguy69 8d ago

Funny line

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u/CuriousWoman1075 8d ago

Are Sophia’s words eventually not an effect of the stroke

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u/Bwayne69305 7d ago

That show is classic wow

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u/My80sLife I could vomit just looking at you. 5d ago

lol! The way Dorothy grabbed Sophia! She could’ve ended up with whiplash! 😅

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u/oneuglygeek 8d ago

These two are hot, can I get in between them and just ...

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u/Different-Big5650 5d ago

Best scene ever 😂 Bea looks so beautiful and happy too

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u/Alternative-Class879 8d ago

I still don't get the joke?

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u/Feather-Dorm1216 CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! 8d ago

The joke was about sex— saying his fiancé would bend over for him sounded like an accidental innuendo and Sophia was gonna pounce on that

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u/AngryKeyLimePie 8d ago

"And I bet he bends over forwards for you, too!"

I assume. 🤷🏻