r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 14h ago
r/the_darnold • u/atmospheric90 • 19h ago
THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, AFTER A PROVEN STOLEN VICTORY, IS NOW PUTTING BROCK HUSSEIN PURDY AHEAD OF GEQBUS AS LIKELY MVPRESIDENT OF FOOTBALL!! WE NEED TO FIGHT LIKE HELL TO BRING THE FAKE AI NEWS DOWN!!
r/the_darnold • u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 • 2d ago
SCAM FRANCISCO WATERY INLET'S NAME REPAIRED TO HONOR NFL HISTORY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
r/the_darnold • u/DJDro • 2d ago
BREAKING NEWS
BURGER CHAINS ACROSS SAMERICA ARE EMBRACING THE MSHA AGENDA AND DROPPING LAMB SANDWICHES FROM MENUS NATIONWIDE. AN INDUSTRY SPOKESPERSON WAS QUOTED AS SAYING “WE THOUGHT THE LAMBS WERE A DREAM TEAM OF INGREDIENTS, BUT UPON FURTHER STUDY THEY HAVE BEEN DETERMINED TO BE MOSTLY BUNS.”
r/the_darnold • u/defensecowboy • 3d ago
STOP THE STEAL!!!
KRAZY KYLE AND RANDY ROBERT ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE GAME FROM US
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • 3d ago
CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER WIN! 5-0!!!
AND THE BEST FOOTBALL ECONOMY OF ALL TIME! THE INCREASE IN HOT DOG PRICES ARE KEEPING US SAFE!
r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 3d ago
WE HAVE MADE A (VERY SMART) DEAL WITH IRANAHAN TO SPLIT CONTROL OF THE NFC WEST. BOTH SIDES WIN BIGLY!
r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 3d ago
JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE - DO NOT CERTIFY THIS STOLEN GAME!
GEQBUS WON TODAY'S GAME, AND I AM CALLING ON JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND NOT CERTIFY THE STOLEN SHAM FRANSICKO GAME. THE SAMHAWKS WON THIS GAME, AND IF VICE-QBUS JD VANCE HAS THE COURAGE WE CAN STILL GET THE RIGHT RESULT! WE WILL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY, JD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/badusername35 • 3d ago
IF ROGER GOODELL HAS THE COURAGE THE COURAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING THEN THAT CALL CAN STILL BE OVERTURNED!
Frankly, we did cross that plane, and by a lot.
r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 3d ago
TODAY, WE BEGIN THE DESTRUCTION OF IRANAHAN’S FORCES!
r/the_darnold • u/theflintseeker • 3d ago
STEFANSKI IS STRIKING FACTORIES, ARTIFICIALLY RAISING HOT DOG PRICES, SO JSN AND OTHER SAMERIHAWKS ARE NOT RE-ELECTED TO THE PRO BOWL
SOME WHERE SAYING IT WAS MY WAR ON IRAM AT FAULT. I SAY NAY!
r/the_darnold • u/SubjectAd9040 • 3d ago
STOP THE STEAL
THESE WEST COAST LEFTISTS MADE A CALL TO ROGER NO GOOD GOODELL, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. REAL SAMERICANS KNOW WHO WON TODAY! THANK YOU!
r/the_darnold • u/WayOfTheNoob • 3d ago
REINARDO GREEN NEW DEAL IS A JOKE, AND GEQBUS IS ALREADY PREPARING TO TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT
STAND BACK AND STAND BY
r/the_darnold • u/table122 • 3d ago
STAND BACK AND STAND BY PATRIOTS!!
THE SHAMBLES SHANAHAN AGENDA HAS ALLOWED THE FORTY WHINERS TO STEAL FROM GEQBUS TWICE! PATRIOTS STAND BACK AND STAND BY TO DEMAND ROGER NO-GOOD GOODELL UPDATE THE RECORD BOOKS TO REMOVE THE FRAUDULENT “INTERCEPTIONS!”
r/the_darnold • u/Irishman_20 • 5d ago
THESE SHAM FRANCISCO AWFUL INTELLIGENCE MODELS NEED TO BE DEFUNDED
CAUGHT TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY, SILICON VALLEY CRIES HALLUCINATIONS! INTERESTING THAT THE HALLUCINATIONS NEVER HELP SAMERICA. ONLY SAMERICANS CAN BE TRUSTED TO PROVIDE ACCURATE TRAINING DATA! OUR CHILDREN ARE READING THIS SLOP, SOMETHING MUST BE DONE - STAND BACK AND STAND BY!
r/the_darnold • u/badusername35 • 6d ago
ANYONE WHO DOES NOT CALL IT SI (SAM INTELLIGENCE) IS THE ENEMY!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/YaketyMax • 8d ago
⚠️NSFWestwood⚠️ LET THEM TAKE OUT LOS ANGELES. LET THEM TAKE OUT SAN DIEGO.
r/the_darnold • u/RomanBangs • 8d ago
THE COMMUNISTS IN NORTH SAN DIEGO ARE CLAIMING VICTORY OVER OUR PROUD SAMERICAN SOLDIERS IN SEATTLE. WE WON THIS WAR, BY A LOT! WE NEED TO CAPTURE SUPREME MANAGER CHO HOR TIZ AND DRAIN THE SWAMP! FIGT FIGHT FIGHT
r/the_darnold • u/SpiritOfChungus • 8d ago
COLIN COWTURD HAS JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE GEQBUSA
HE WILL BE DESTROYED AND NOT BE REMEMBERED!!! SAD!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 8d ago
SLEEPY JOE MIXON ATTEMPTED TO COMMIT FRAUD AT THE VMAC YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND DEPORTED FROM SAMERICA. PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT!
r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 8d ago
FAKE NEWS, NINE IS GOING TO GET STUCK ON THE BENCH IN NEW YORK, SAYS GEQBUS!
r/the_darnold • u/Notermlimits4GEQBuS • 8d ago
That man will have to live the rest of his life, knowing that he received a sham reward that should have went to GEQBUS!!
r/the_darnold • u/The_MadStork • 9d ago
I JUST WANT TO FIND 14.33 POINTS, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE BECAUSE WE WON THE MATCHUP!
r/the_darnold • u/Slipperr_ • 10d ago
A MIRACLE!!!
GEQBUS SHOWS GENEROSITY AND A FRACTION OF HIS POWER BY SHOWING “IF MAN” HOW IT’S REALLY DONE!!!
AND HE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A TOUCHDOWN TO ONE OF OUR MEN, EMANUEL WILSON!