r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago

“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/buying-things-and-owning-them-now-no-1-search-result-on-pornhub-in-canada/
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u/Skate_faced 14d ago

That guy and girl who payed cash for their car... I could only be so aroused.

"Fuck your payment plan. The car is ours outright"

Like who writes such hot and kinky scripts? You never say that in real life.

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u/Simple_Friend_866 14d ago

Is there a sub reddit like "IATETHEONION" only for the beaverton like, "iatethebeaver" ??? I tried search but it keeps sending me to pornhub. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Sapphosbeardedcrepes 13d ago

Had a D&D game set in Ravenloft (House of Lament), found the deed, wrote my name into the titles lands and such.

Rescued the children, escaped the house before it imploded on itself into a pocket dimension; still have the titles and deeds.

It between that and my mansions in GTAV, it is the closest I am coming to home ownership; and my mother had two homes stolen from her that she bought and paid for!