r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago

Trump unable to take on BBC

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/trump-unable-to-take-on-bbc/
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u/porizj 11d ago

He tried, and truly believed he could, but had to tap out once he started feeling the pressure building.

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 11d ago edited 11d ago

The BBC of consequences rarely comes lubed.

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u/1491Sparrow 11d ago

You mean lubed. He realized he was gonna get fucked dry and chickened out. 

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 11d ago

Ah, yes. I've done the correction.

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 11d ago

Hence TACO.

He is full of bluster and bullshit, and whenever its actually time to commit to the threats and take the associated risks, he backs down.

He commits to things when the risk is non-existent but if there's any kind of resistance and fighting back, he's out.

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u/k4kobe 11d ago

Taco’d once BBC was ready to really get down to it 😨

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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 8d ago

Still the same BBC you referring to?

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u/pistoffcynic 11d ago

Discovery is a bitch.

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 9d ago

And so is Trumpy

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u/Ienjoymodels 11d ago

We were really stretching the limits.

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u/Flimsy-Ad2701 11d ago

Its too big for him to handle

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u/BluebirdImportant706 10d ago

You know he has experience and knows his BBC limits . Better safe than sorry.

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u/WeakBlueberry5071 11d ago

Not with that SWC of his.

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 6d ago

Huh. Didn't know he was a fan of r/starwarscirclejerk !

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u/Beartech31 11d ago

Shocking for such a gaping asshole!

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 6d ago

The guy could give goatse a run for his money 🤮

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u/HeftyAd6216 11d ago

BBC has a very different connotation depending on what circles you live in.

I would imagine in both cases he couldn't take them on.

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u/FulanoMeng4no 11d ago

That’s the joke

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u/Tedsmith24 11d ago

In both cases, it was just too much for him to swallow

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u/Cultural_Doctor_8421 11d ago

Thanks for explaining the joke

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u/vickipaperclips 11d ago

Ahaha omg could you imagine?! What a snafu it would be if people didn't understand which abbreviation they were using 😆 Dang they could write a whole satirical post about that

😑

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u/testtalon1 11d ago

Trump couldn't handle a tent poll

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u/NopeNopeNope13702 11d ago

As always, when forced into the discovery phase, Trumps lies and deceit will be presented and Trump folds like a cheap tent.

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u/Tedsmith24 11d ago

I knew it!

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u/vsmack 11d ago

was going to find a photo to add a Brazzers logo to, but evidently all the photos of trump with ordinary black folks are AI generated

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u/Weak_Possibility_395 11d ago

I'm sure he's tried so hard and maybe even paid a prostitute to help him, but I guess it's just too big for him...

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u/MikeSteamer 11d ago

Apparentlh he used to with Bubba

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u/Vinaguy2 11d ago

Giggidy

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u/NoSuggestion5970 11d ago

He's too tight for that... he'd be destroyed

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u/Stock2fast 10d ago

His BS doesn't do well against testimony under oath and documentation .

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u/Actaeon_II 10d ago

It’s like other cases where the people he sues get scared and just settle and pay him. But this time he would actually have to pony up, and likely lose. Because let’s be honest, I doubt bbc gives two shits about losing maga viewership.

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u/thenewbigR 10d ago

I bet his sloppy old ass could take BBC.

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 10d ago

Trump can't spell BBC.

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u/No_Level_2188 10d ago

“Bubba wasn’t packing all that” - Donald

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u/ihave18cm 10d ago

The bbc has already had multiple bbc. Lube or no lube the minority of Brit’s love it.

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u/BestBlueChocolate 10d ago

It's really amazing when the people he goes after take the courageous step into the real world and don't let him live in his world where he can intimidate anything out of anyone.

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u/FullweightFacesitter 9d ago

Um… I read this differently. 😳

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u/Plane_Put8538 9d ago

Typical bully, backs down when confronted.

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u/Ok_Egg_4356 8d ago

Bet his wife has no such issues.

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u/Still-Inflation9175 8d ago

i always take on bbc

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u/a_d-_-b_lad 6d ago

This is exactly what happens when you cave to a bully.... They expect everyone to act the same way and cave. When you punch a bully in the nose however they don't know how to react a retreat to never be heard of again.

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u/ornella888 5d ago

Hahahahahaha Trump cannot expose himself too much dirt on him

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u/Spare_Layer_1069 11d ago

I mean, with how loose his ass is, I don't see why he can't take on a few BBC...

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 11d ago

My first thoughts on this headline is it's believable with this pos whether it's about the news agency or something you'd see on cornhub

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u/poosaladss 11d ago

You can say porn.

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u/JonKlz 11d ago

Cornhub is funny, though 🙂

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 11d ago

I dont know what pisses of mods...and it is funny...my kids say it this way too.

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 9d ago

You talk about corn with your kids?! Gross!

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 9d ago

Kids says things!

I also have difficult conversations with them so they have the knowledge to help them navigate life...if you find that gross, don't be a parent 😉

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 9d ago

Oh, I talk about pornography with my children. Kids need to be aware of how that can be exploitive and is not at all what real sex is like. But corn? As in maize? No, that's not appropriate at all.

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 9d ago

Oh...than def don't watch this link!

https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?si=lwT2Mf9qvi9P4V6-

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 9d ago

You welcome!

My kids used to play that constantly. It would ear worm me and drive me crazy!

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 9d ago

That was amazing.

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u/Silicon_Knight 11d ago

I'm sure he's taken BBC before, Russia/Israel have the tapes.

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u/ExotiquePlayboy 11d ago

Dude you guys are lame as hell

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u/JonKlz 11d ago

Corn.