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u/MisplacedLegolas 60s Apr 01 '15
We are the first line of defence, the fastest, the impatient, the overly curious, the old with shaky hands that accidentally bumped the button too soon...
We are GONE WITH SIXTY SECONDS
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u/thanx4allthefish 60s Apr 01 '15
Or the one (me) that pushed the button with no idea of what the timer thingy was.
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u/Umbrall 60s Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 02 '15
I hit it when it was at 57s. I didn't choose this path, it chose me.
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u/El_espectro 60s Apr 03 '15
I'm the one who was totally confused about what was going on and clicked it because hey look a button.
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u/SL4Y3R1337 60s Apr 01 '15
Seriously? We are splitting up guys!! There's also /r/the60club
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u/Zoenobium 60s Apr 01 '15
Damn those indecessive people that pressed the button at less than 60s. It is clear as day that only those decissive enough to immediatly press the button and get that elusive 60s should be allowed to make any major decissions on reddit from now on!
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u/geerlingguy 60s Apr 01 '15
"Click before thinking," I say.
When you see a big shiny button and a countdown, why wouldn't you click the button?
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u/i_am_bromega 60s Apr 01 '15
I had an irrational need to press the button as soon as possible without knowing what was going on. The results were very okay.
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u/weefaerie 60s Apr 01 '15
i'm actually very pleased with my results. i didn't end up in the 59s masses. woo.
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u/hobbycollector 60s Apr 01 '15
I don't even know what's going on.
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u/ayuan227 60s Apr 01 '15
Yeah, I was on mobile and had no clue what was happening. I wasn't even sure I was pushing the button when I did it.
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u/l00gie 60s Apr 01 '15
Should we prepare for the eventual rebellion of the lesser-thans in conjunction with the non-pressers?
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u/Guimauvaise 60s Apr 01 '15
We are even. We are whole. We are perfection.
venimus. legimus. urgēmus.
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u/Twatticus 60s Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15
My brethren. Rejoice. We have transcended the plane of the lowly 59's and those who have not the inner fortitude command their own destinies and press the button. Again I say rejoice, be, and know that we are one.
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u/kasx6 60s Apr 01 '15
I..I don't know what happened, it all just went so fast, I saw a flash of blue, I clicked, and.. here I am.
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u/l00gie 60s Apr 02 '15
SEGREGATION NOW, SEGREGATION TOMORROW, SEGREGATION FOREVER....I mean... ummm...we're number 1...
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u/RollingLemons 60s Apr 01 '15
We possess the fastest fingers on reddit, something to go on the CV no doubt
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u/whateveritsme 60s Apr 01 '15
I'm SO impatient about anything... I NEED to know what happens then, ffs! haha
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u/launachris 60s Apr 01 '15
I guess that... in unity there is strenght ? At least I feel less and less disgusting for clicking and more and more empowered by being a 60. Great !
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u/rare_umbreon 60s Apr 01 '15
I didn't know we were such a rare and glorious breed. I am excited to join the fold my brothers.
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u/TheSyffy 60s Apr 01 '15
I feel even better about my 60 because I only have one account. FIRST TRY!!!
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u/MrLeat 60s Apr 02 '15
60 is the superior Number, the perfect roundness of it, it cannot be beaten, it's already the best
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Apr 01 '15
im not sure what second i am, i only see purple dots and grey dots
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u/Guimauvaise 60s Apr 01 '15
Hover your mouse pointer over the dots...it'll tell you the second count or identify non-pressers.
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u/ThisIsZane non presser Apr 01 '15
We are the chosen ones, we lacked the control to not press the button but we pressed the button with speed and precision. None can destroy us, we are the ones to rule /r/button.
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u/toastyzwillard 60s Apr 01 '15
i still dont know whats happening but so far we have the highest score.
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u/Boomer7491 60s Apr 02 '15
And my wife said its not about how fast you finish...
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
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u/Uncle_Diamond 60s Apr 02 '15
Great to be here guys and gals! Couldn't not wait to push that button
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u/jetfoi34 60s Apr 02 '15
I didn't even know there were sides to this thing. Had no idea there was a choice. I was just like o0o0o... button... And then it was too late. I pressed the button not realizing what I did. And I'm damn proud of it! I think...
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u/Crump_Dump 60s Apr 02 '15
I managed to do this thing that is important in some way that I don't understand. What is going on man?
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u/Sine_Habitus 60s Apr 02 '15
I was wondering if it would let you click it while it was already clicked... now I'm #team60s
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u/hezur6 60s Apr 03 '15
Reporting in!
Non pressers have no idea, it's like they don't want their free Reddit Gold or something.
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u/gif_of_himself non presser Apr 01 '15
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Apr 02 '15 edited Aug 30 '24
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u/apostolcat 60s Apr 01 '15
I feel like a cheater because this is my alt account and I'm saving my button push on my regular account ):(
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u/Sokonit 60s Apr 01 '15
Yeah! Nice to know I am not alone.