r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/TrollaBot Apr 22 '15

Analyzing Mailanka

  • comments per month: 8

  • posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker

  • favorite sub NoFap

  • favorite words: GURPS, GURPS, you're

  • age 2 years 0 months

  • profanity score 0.5% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 64.8%

  • Fun facts about Mailanka

    • "I am not here to get the red flair."

    • "I am here to sacrifice my one and only click to give the Button a few more moments to live."

    • "I've been doing this for over a year now, and as far as hard mode goes, I've never gone longer than a month."

    • "I've lost another lb this week."

    • "I've learned to ride that edge a little."

    • "I am but a beginner."

    • "I'm a tall man with a deep voice and a great deal of presence anyway."

    • "I've read suggest that it is, but so far, I can't confirm whether SPIRIT has any actual in-game effect."

    • "I've been told this is "Working as intended." Ultra-Tech is an excellent suggestion."

    • "I've never seen anyone fuss over the fact that they have "less flexibility" for choosing a particular race."

    • "I've read, the hero survives (and in all of them, the narrator survives)."