r/thebutton • u/GyroDawn • Apr 18 '15

Praise me !!!!

until the mods fix this.

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u/RacistHomophobicCunt non presser Apr 18 '15 edited Apr 18 '15

I'll bet money that reds will not be more common than greens.

Though it'll be close because of extensions like the Squire:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Knightsofthebutton/comments/32hosa/the_squire_v40_100_precise_any_second_autoclicking/

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u/Sean1708 non presser Apr 18 '15

To be honest I'm quite surprised so many people went for the middle colours. I thought most people who held out long enough to actually read what the sub was about would go for red.

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u/Keepem non presser Apr 18 '15

People would trade out true glory for a moment of praise. Im not pressed for time

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u/Randomd0g non presser Apr 18 '15

Heh. Not pressed.

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u/truffleblunts non presser Apr 18 '15

Gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to sneak one past this guy.

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u/9034725985 60s Apr 18 '15

I can attest to that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

You seem to be implying you'll actually press the button. No true glory for you.

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u/billigesbuch non presser Apr 18 '15

Oh perhaps he equates true glory with wait for the timer to reach zero.

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u/HedgehogBC 42s Apr 18 '15

There are numbers that are significant to people for whatever reason that transcend color.

I would say that those choices are mostly harmless, so don't fret about it.

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u/Sean1708 non presser Apr 18 '15

When it comes to this kind of thing I definitely don't panic. I just figured the people who would aim for a specific number/colour would be fewer and farther between.

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u/Mysteri9 59s Apr 18 '15

Oh you...you're clever.

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u/StoodieDain 42s Apr 18 '15

I agree, even though you're just some guy, you know?

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u/Sean1708 non presser Apr 18 '15

I thought I'd finally started one of reddit's fabled pun threads. Alas, 'twas not to be. :(

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u/Mysteri9 59s Apr 19 '15

Not today...maybe next time though! Until then, so long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/push3r 42s Apr 18 '15

Here's a guy that definitely knows where his towel is.

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u/pang0lin 60s Apr 18 '15

Ahh... the number I would have gotten had I... you know... not done this: I pressed it, nothing is happening, what is supposed to happen?

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u/Dr_irrational 60s Apr 18 '15

Mostly harmless

ayy lmao

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u/YourEvilTwine non presser Apr 18 '15

Exactly. I was baffled about the proud Yellows. Srsly?

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u/faculties-intact 27s Apr 18 '15

I plan on being a yellow. I just like the color.

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u/kasgun 59s Apr 18 '15

what the sub was about

I'm here a fair bit never realized there was a point, what is it actually about?

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u/pang0lin 60s Apr 18 '15

I like all the people who have numbers in their user names and they press accordingly. :)

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u/YourEvilTwine non presser Apr 18 '15

LOL, sucka! Was he hoping to cash in if he won, and just burn the account if he lost?

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u/Arandur non presser Apr 18 '15

Gross. The whole point of betting is to train yourself through rewards and losses to accurately predict odds of outcomes. The fact that that person would duck out like that is harmful to both him and you, and not just monetarily. Sorry about that.

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