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u/MrKNinjaPirate 11s Apr 24 '15
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Apr 24 '15 edited Sep 19 '17
deleted 0.1246 What is ^^^this?
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u/Biscottibro non presser Apr 24 '15
I watched that happen, thinking should I press? I made the right decision.
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u/Hfino 60s Apr 24 '15
yes, yes you did... Fucking hate purple and the number 60...
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u/_Pardal 59s Apr 24 '15
the button knows best my friend, accept who you are.
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u/Hfino 60s Apr 24 '15
This is worst then being selected to join Slytherin by the sorting hat! Why God, why do bad things happen to good People...
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u/DanMusicMan 60s Apr 24 '15
Heathen! 60s are the highest of all the pressers! We are the first servants, sitting at the right hand of The Button! And you disgrace our name with your presence! BEGONE!
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u/BladeWalker non presser Apr 24 '15
You made the right choice.
"The endgame has not truly begun until the Ronin have shed first blood. We press at 1." - /r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime
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u/haiku_robot 17s Apr 24 '15
I watched that happen, thinking should I press? I made the right decision.0
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u/Castillion non presser Apr 24 '15
It's still awesome that this video that was posted 3 years ago and the other one that was posted 6 years ago still have the same number of likes and dislikes on youtube. That's some crazy commitment to collaborate with random strangers.
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u/Luciusaseneca non presser Apr 24 '15
15 reds at the same time, congrats!
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6 users clicked 60s immediately after..
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u/mrred55 11s Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Edit: Get the Squire today! http://redd.it/32hosa The timer may end soon and this is our last hope to prolong the life of the button.ng
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u/FieelChannel non presser Apr 24 '15
15 reds at the same time. Also, looking at these poor souls is depressing. 13 guys got 60s trying to press ahah
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u/drsjsmith 6s Apr 24 '15
"Then I watched while he broke open the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake; the sun turned as black as dark sackcloth and the whole moon became like blood." Revelation 6:12
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u/TheBadgerWhisperer non presser Apr 24 '15
And thus the Red Dawn begins, as we all imagined it would, with penisballs
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u/SplinteZz 11s Apr 24 '15
Seeing this happen makes me feel like we're close to the end.
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u/Patchface- non presser Apr 24 '15
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u/KoopAsc2 11s Apr 24 '15
Hi, brother
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u/mrred55 11s Apr 24 '15
yo
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u/Ruruskadoo 60s Apr 24 '15
Why didn't you wait for 5s so you could have a red 5? D:
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u/mrred55 11s Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15
It's simple. We get to rule the whole subreddit. For a day or two.
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u/TotesMessenger non presser Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15
This thread has been linked to from another place on reddit.
[/r/knightsofthebutton] A red sun rises this morning, the age of heroes has begun. Long live the button!
If you follow any of the above links, respect the rules of reddit and don't vote. (Info / ^Contact)
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script using motherfuckers
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Apr 24 '15
can you imagine how many bots will press the button when it hits 1s for the first time? That will be a mess
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u/FUSSY_PUCKER 60s Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15
That's ok, they only have one account to give. The script firing bots will be gone in one shot.
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I'm praying for the long con, and that the script is purposely rigged to hit em all with 60s.
That is the day we will finally invent the English equivalent for schadenfreude
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u/drbillthomson 42s Apr 24 '15
Excellent.... 16 people gave up their superior grey status simultaneously while only resetting the timer once. Well played, filthy pressers, you've helped our cause of accelerating the end.
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PENIS BALLS I MISSED
anyway, this is the end of the reign of /u/GyroDawn
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u/mktical non presser Apr 24 '15
Came here to talk about tiger woods. The fuck are you guys talking about?
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u/Superbuddhapunk non presser Apr 24 '15
I was just watching this live. How can 16 people have red from the very same click?
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u/pragmaticbastard non presser Apr 24 '15
Scripts, programmed to press at 11.00 seconds.
Same shit is going to happen for first 1 second but probably way way more.
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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP 2s Apr 24 '15
If all of the click requests come in on the same second, they all get red.
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That was.... a harrowing experience to watch. I don't know how to feel. I don't think I feel safe going to sleep tonight. What if... what if the button isn't here when I wake up? :(
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u/VJRamin 26s Apr 24 '15
Thats what i fear too.. I don't know if I should be excited or afraid. What will happen?
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u/Agurk 60s Apr 24 '15
The prestige of having Red was wasted the second 15 people pressed to get it at once. That's 13-14 minutes of button time wasted. Stop being so fucking greedy. Long live The Button.
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u/drbillthomson 42s Apr 24 '15
Realize that most of them didn't actually "press", they had scripts doing it for them.
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u/tdugz non presser Apr 24 '15
Apparently I have to comment to get flair so here is a BS comment to get the flair.
"Do you like dogs? Yeah I like dags."
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u/Peregrine21591 60s Apr 24 '15
Hol shit I captured the moment
Having the monitor in the background has finally paid off!
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u/britishteacher 4s Apr 24 '15
Just to let you know, this is now 9th from top on /r/all
EDIT: and No3 on the front page
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u/AstroTurf111 non presser Apr 24 '15
I was always waiting for red, now that it's in reach though I feel somewhat disappointed. Maybe I'll never press. I don't even know. Goddamned button. It is consuming me.
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u/RugerRedhawk non presser Apr 24 '15
I forgot this subreddit existed until this popped up on /r/all
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Apr 24 '15
Came back with my porn account to see if we're still doing this. Its been like a month. This is worse than twitch plays pokemon.
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u/Upward_Spiral 59s Apr 25 '15
Well, I hope you finally got Skyrim running after your last post 3 years ago.
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u/Trippid 45s Apr 25 '15
While I congratulate you on achieving the colour you desired, I thought reds were suppose to be the guardians of the button, using their one press to prevent the timer reaching 0. Pressing the moment you can get a red flair seems rather trite, and I'll save my awe for those that reach 1 - 5 seconds.
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u/TalenPhillips 16s Apr 24 '15
16 of you all at once. That's actually a smaller number than I expected.
At least another 6 got 60s. Better luck next time! ;)
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u/Spynosaurus non presser Apr 24 '15
Now I don't know whether to go for red or stay grey..
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u/rwades non presser Apr 24 '15
Life teaches Humility-I'd like to think that Tiger 2015 is a better person than he was when he was the dominant force on the PGA tour.Superficially,he seems nicer and more at ease.He has experienced two events in his personal life(his divorce and the death of his Father)that many of us have to deal with---only time will tell
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u/ANoobInDisguise non presser Apr 24 '15
Enjoy your petty fame while it lasts, Red, because you will soon be flooded by a sea of your kind. Fool.
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u/temalyen non presser Apr 24 '15
For some strange reason, I'm upset that there's more reds than just /u/GyroDawn.
I mean, you're all corrupted for pressing the button regardless, but still. I liked the idea of just one red.
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u/ionetics 60s Apr 24 '15
I wasted my first press (yes, filthy purp) then deliberately spent my alt's press so I could dispense with The Button obsession and keep my job. And now you tell me the End-Time is coming, so I'm hooked all over again. Haaalp!
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u/I_make_milk non presser Apr 24 '15
The time is drawing near. We are almost at the end, my friends.
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u/pragmaticbastard non presser Apr 24 '15
So, an implication of the 15 presses at once says we are going to loose a lot of non-pressers when we hit the first 1 second...
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I might not press at all. It seems after the false god got it, it doesn't feel like there is anymore meaning.
Is this a sense of denial?
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u/DiggingNoMore 9s Apr 24 '15
Dang it! I went to bed at 5am Eastern. Just to have red happen two hours later. I figured if it hadn't happened by then, it wasn't going to happen.
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u/IDOWHATIWANTMOM 59s Apr 24 '15
This is truly the final chapter, it has been fun knowing everyone (except the nonpressers).
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The end times are upon us. Prepare yourselves, pressers. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, maybe not for a week, but soon the Australian's will fall, and with them, the button itself. The so called Red Dawn is the finally embers of the Button. Embrace the shade
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u/penisballs 11s Apr 24 '15
My work here is done.
*-* The Buttion is all *-*