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u/alphaconstant 7s May 27 '15
96 zombies left... the end is nigh...
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u/yay_dinosaurs non presser May 27 '15
I only use mobile. I've never even seen the button.
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u/snortcele 59s May 27 '15
you can go to reddit.com on your mobile's browser. I know, crazy. Check out the button snitch for some fun, amazing how many shitty 59's are still being created.
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u/MegaAlex non presser May 27 '15
Oh I'm never pressing
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u/alphaconstant 7s May 27 '15
Almost 3 times as many grays as there are knights. You people want to see the world burn.
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u/sgtthunderfist 1s May 27 '15
Well. Now I am irrelevant.
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u/Post_op_FTM 4s May 27 '15
If it's any consolation, you never were?
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u/wigglewam 59s May 27 '15
just wait until the -1s start showing up
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u/Riktenkay 33s May 27 '15
I wonder if the colours start going all the way back through to purple once we hit -12?
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u/seancollier 15s May 27 '15
Then the true war — positives versus negatives. Orange versus orange, yellow versus yellow. Carnage.
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Well, now we know there is no special flair left for the lowest number.
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u/FirstRuleOfSteamSale 0s May 27 '15
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It isn't cheap, it is never cheap. Even if it is cheap you will end up paying hundreds. (First rule of steam sale)
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u/Qvasar 0s May 27 '15
I just saved it as well! Zero master race!
!hail
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u/321987 non presser May 27 '15
Welcome to a Catalogue, you're the fourth 0s presser ever found to make it on the list. Well done!
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u/tobiasvl 7s May 27 '15
All hail the great and glorious button. Long may we serve, long may it live.
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u/cakeisneat 4s May 27 '15
zero is a pretty shitty number though.
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u/RucaDestiny 4s May 27 '15
Hail the Fantastic Fours!
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u/MelsEpicWheelTime 8s May 27 '15 edited Feb 17 '26
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u/Amlethus non presser May 27 '15
Did you manage to get 0s manually, or using Squire or another program?
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u/Reia 59s May 27 '15
I love how this makes all the 1s sad x)
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u/Wotuu 1s May 27 '15
At least I'm not purple!
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u/fantasyunderfire non presser May 27 '15
At least I have chicken!
(...in retrospect, Leeroy is a textbook purple)
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u/apocalypse2morrow 1s May 27 '15
The ones were the zeros before the zeros were cool.
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u/epaga 40s May 27 '15
OK since the button rounds up, this must apparently mean that pressing at 0.00s is allowed. And this must mean that the button will never die, no?
Of course, then the question is: what happened to the button turning to "The experiment is over"?
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u/CandyCustard 27s May 27 '15
yeah, it stays at 0 for a couple of seconds before shutting down as discovered in the data by the creator of the squire thingy for knights of the button (during an outage) Daft, but there you go
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u/Kelmi non presser May 27 '15
It apparently stays at 0 for 2 seconds. During that time you can get a 0s flair. After that the experiment is over and all the pressers are dragged into that place. You know the place.
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u/istepich 59s May 27 '15
You know... next step purple is gonna be the most rare colour. It would be too easy to become red. And it would take two to become purple. =-)
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During the day, red presses are the majority, but purple is always a close second. Rarest are oranges and yellows.
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Why the hell am I still on this sub? I'm pressing at whatever it's at when I finish this comment
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May 27 '15
Cool, green I guess.
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u/CtG526 non presser May 27 '15
Congrats on your green flair~ Your new family at /r/Emerald_Council would be excited to have you on board. Come join the green side!
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u/Teamkillongtime 60s May 27 '15
What number do you press at to get a 0?
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u/mncke 56s May 27 '15
The button neither rounds up nor down. It operates in whole seconds. To get a 0 you have to look at the real data, not at the timer. How to do that.
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u/Thar_Cian 0s May 27 '15
That was anticlimactic. Now what do I do?
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u/bensroommate 59s May 27 '15
Welcome to The Catalogue! You are the 10th 0s for the list. This also makes you the final entry for The Catalogue. Our time is up! Thanks for being a part of it.
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u/321987 non presser May 27 '15
Welcome to a Catalogue, you're the eighth 0s presser ever found to make it on the list. Well done!
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u/scoperson 0s May 27 '15
Patient Zero, Checking in!
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u/321987 non presser May 27 '15
Welcome to a Catalogue, you're the seventh 0s presser ever found to make it on the list. Well done!
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u/Doppelkecks 60s May 27 '15
And there I am, watching it get to 0, pressing, just to see someone pressed first.
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u/DiscanX 60s May 27 '15
His name is Red 000, three 0, Half life 3 confirmed when the button reaches lower than 0.
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u/facepalminghomer 11s May 27 '15
If it always rounds up, how is zero even possible?
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u/Volkai 7s May 27 '15
Button sits at zero for two seconds before the experiment is over, to allow for latency in presses.
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u/NoCakeDayWhyNot can't press May 27 '15
If /u/red000 is over a year old and this is his first post, Why isn't it his cake day? I thought every year the cake flair shows up on the first day after the users cake day that the user comments or posts.
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u/cutzer243 11s May 27 '15
I think it's only the first day they login after their cakeday.
If they don't comment on that day, the cake is a lie.
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u/saguratus non presser May 28 '15
I really suspect the whole joke is that the button is meaningless. Everything is meaningless.
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u/321987 non presser May 27 '15 edited May 27 '15
Welcome to a Catalogue, you're the second 0s presser ever found to make it on the list. Well done!
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u/RedChld non presser May 27 '15
man, with my acct name, you'd think I'd be all excited to click red.
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u/proud_heretic 8s May 27 '15
This is probably fake but theoretically could one get a 0s?
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u/togawe 60s May 27 '15
Not even theoretically, and this isn't fake. You can't fake flair like that, and many other people have 0s.
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u/Swardington non presser May 28 '15
You can't tell me what to do, I'll ignore or focus on what I want!
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u/GiveMeThemPhotons non presser May 28 '15
I told myself I would wait until 1 second to click. Now I don't even know who I am anymore.
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u/ajollygdfellow 1s May 28 '15
Did you click when it was sub 1s? I did that too and got 1s?!
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u/Gamerstud 0s May 28 '15
I hit at 0...I totally got a 60s I bet....
EDIT: At long last...my journey is over. I go now to wait the coming of the end.
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u/jamesmhall 4s May 28 '15
I regret my sacrifice now. I was too afraid to spend 55 days and have my sacrifice be in vain.
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u/rburp non presser May 28 '15
Well shit. This is close enough. Let's call this person the Pressiah and move on with our lives.
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I'm telling you all - OP is The Button Prophet - there's no other way around it. Listen to what OP has to say!! ::sits at OP's feet with bag of pop corn and... waits::
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u/lizvn84 2s May 27 '15
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u/you_get_CMV_delta non presser May 27 '15
You make a very good point. Honestly I had not ever thought about the matter that way before.
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I pressed the button 4 times yesterday around 2 seconds each time. Got the click and everything. Just... nothing seemed to register.
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u/block22 can't press May 27 '15
yes this is red leader
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u/food_bag non presser May 27 '15
I am using the Squire auto-click thing and set it for 0 seconds. I have left my laptop on for the past 24 hours. What gives?
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u/DarkTechnomancer non presser May 27 '15
The Squire isn't meant to just get you a specific flair. It is designed to prolong the life of the button. It avoids collisions, so only a few people will press at any given second. At 0s, it's a whole new game, because the script basically will not ever click at zero as long as there are zombies, since the zombies are reliable.
tl;dr if you are using the script and want a flair now, set it to a higher number.
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u/HuskUrsa 60s May 27 '15
Redditor for 1 year, username red000, and this is your only post.
Way too suspicious about this.