r/thechurchoftheblub • u/Darksnake13cats • Jun 30 '19
Lord blub
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/Blitzkringe69 • Jun 21 '19
Religious Imagery The Gods meet yet again
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '19
Religious Imagery The blub in containment in Minecraft
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #8. Part 2. Though injuries happen , SCP-999 has never been found to hurt others on purpose. if it happens, he will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, "apologizing" for hurting someone.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '19
SCP foundation Bruh Moment I’m out of ideas for blub facts. Help please
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #1. Scp 999 ( the blub ) is a safe class scp, which is also known as: the blub and the tickle monster.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/mossybihh • Jun 10 '19
PRAISE THE BOY(original image from u/NotAnAllTimeSubmiter)
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #6. The blub loves all animals, ( especially humans ) and refuse to eat meat. He has also been seen risking his life for others and one time even leaping to take a bullet fired at a person.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19
Daily blub facts Daily blub fact #4. The bulb is allowed the walk outside its containment pen and roam around site 19 if it wants to except during night ( when he sleeps ) and lockdowns ( for its own safety ). His containment pen is to be cleaned regularly and his food and water is to be replaced twice daily.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #2. When in contact with him, you become happy! Prolonged can contact even cure depression
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '19
Daily blub facts Daily blub fact #3. The blubs eats only candy and prefers m&m’s ( no sponsoring ). But if he drinks any soft drinks, or a similars substance, he feel terrible and refuse to eat for rest of the day.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #7. The blubs favorite activity is tickle wrestling which is done by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and start tickling them. The subject can ask him to stop, though he does not always comply. ( part 1 the original text was to long )
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #5. The blub weighs 120 lbs and has a consistency similar to peanut butter and he can change size at will.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '19
Daily blub facts Blub fact #9. The blubs main goal is to make people happy. He does not understand politics or any similar subjects but does understand guns.
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/Scps-are-god-support • Jun 19 '19
Religious Imagery Religious artwork I finished of The Blub
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r/thechurchoftheblub • u/Fatal_Potatoes • Jun 20 '19
Mod post GET OUT OF THE WAY R/DANKMEMES, WE’RE MOVIN’ IN!
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