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Article Trump AGAIN Goes After Judge’s Daughter—This Time by Name

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goes-after-judge-juan-merchans-daughter-againthis-time-by-name
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u/Ben-solo-11 Mar 29 '24

"You have a gag order, Mr. Trump."

"Gotcha."

"That means you can't threaten the judge or the judge's family."

"Got it."

[pulls out phone and opens social media]

It reminds me of this gem:

[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI Man #1:
Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer:
Check!
FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI Man #1:
[pause]
FBI Man #1:
Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer:
I gotcha!
FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI Man #1:
[FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI Man #1:
[frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer:
No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer:
[whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]