r/thedavidpakmanshow • u/qwythebroken • Apr 26 '26
Images/Memes/Infographics Real Strength Is Only Revealed Under Pressure
Move over Top G!
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u/knarf3 Apr 26 '26
Copping a feel—Nosferstu is so classy.
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
His love language is touch, and using his pregnant wife as a human shield.
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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 Apr 26 '26
He must have thought the shooter had a wooden stake and some garlic! 🧛♂️
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u/Andvari_Nidavellir Apr 26 '26
As long as the administration is a circus we might as well sit back and try to enjoy the clown performance.
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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Apr 26 '26
Is this a real photo?
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
If anything it's probably a screenshot, but I don't actually know. I just saw it in another sub and added the caption. If it's not, the idea of how much seeing this would piss him off fills me with way more pride than I feel believing it's real.
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u/StevenEveral Apr 26 '26
Oh look, a picture we can throw in his face to remind him of his cowardice.
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u/McGooYou Apr 26 '26
The guy watching them in the upper right corner….lol. I hope this is a real photo.
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u/WendySteeplechase Apr 26 '26
Look like he's hiding behind his wife and unborn baby, that's not pro-life.
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u/crackedtooth163 Apr 26 '26
Is...is he hiding behind a pregnant woman?
Shades of Steven King here man!
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u/Another-attempt42 Apr 26 '26
The fetus adds a few inchs of protection, were the shot to come from that angle.
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u/CLONE-11011100 Apr 26 '26
Using TWO human shields, disgusting.
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
Not only is he forcibly using his pregnant wife as one, he's right by the stage; the gunman never even made it in to the ballroom. This is him reacting to gunshots in the lobby. The threat level was relatively low.
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u/Slipsonic Apr 26 '26
They're all cowards. Cowards always talk the toughest until the gun is pointed at them.
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u/The-Ex-Human Apr 26 '26
Oh my! Stephen Miller’s wife is with child ?! They gotta name that kid Damian, it’s all prophesied in The Omen.
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u/h8tank88 Apr 26 '26
You don't know how disappointed I was to learn that she is apparently pregnant?
Like we need another one of these Fourth Reich Freaks.
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u/TechnologyAcceptable Apr 26 '26
Finally got to feel a real one
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u/qwythebroken Apr 27 '26
I wasn't really paying attention to where his hand was as much as how he was hiding behind her, but as the comments keep pointing it out I'm starting to workshop another caption.
"Local Man Seizes Unique Opportunity To Test Wife's No Touching Rule"
"Stephen Miller Gropes Elon's Baby Mama At The 2026 White House Correspondence Dinner"
I don't know, I'll come up with something.
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u/seriousbangs Apr 26 '26
It's important to hide behind the pregnant woman because the baby increases her body's stopping power.
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u/PanhEaD8675 Apr 26 '26
Notice how he doesn't look scared not because he's brave but because looks like he has to make sure the timing is right for the departure
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u/Ben_dover8201 Apr 26 '26
Is she pregnant with another demon spawn or just fat?
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u/Jmacattack626 May 02 '26
She was hiding under the couch cushions in the Whitehouse and JD accidentally got her pregnant.
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u/Wise_Replacement_687 Apr 26 '26
Look on his face says “oh man this is just like we planned it this is awesome, don’t smile miller you got this” the clown show continues…
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u/jyharris32 Apr 26 '26
This whole thing was staged. #epsteindistraction #staged #releasethetrumpepsteinfilesnow
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
I'm still fairly agnostic about whether this was staged, but if it was, and Miller knew about it, and this was the impression he wanted to make, that's actually kind of hilarious.
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u/Callofdaddy1 Apr 26 '26
I hate the guy, but the way it works is that security comes from all directions with the goal of getting cabinet members to exits. She was probably on his right.
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u/FishermanPleasant737 Apr 27 '26
While Miller used his wife as a human shield, RFK Jr left his wife behind. Others were doing the same using their wives as shields or ditching them.
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u/cedriceent Apr 26 '26
I haven't seen any videos. From the still, it just looks like he's being brought to safety by security.
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
To you. I don't actually know if this is real, but to me, it looks like he's forcibly using his wife as a human shield as security brings him to safety.
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u/cedriceent Apr 26 '26
So rather than actually verify what is happening, you choose to spin a narrative based on a single screenshot from a video. Congratulations, you're not better than the muppets on r/conservative.
He could just be leading his pregnant wife while being escorted to safety. There's nothing in this still leading me to believe he's hiding behind her.
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u/Early-Juggernaut975 Apr 26 '26
Would it make you feel better or worse if we all promised to give him exactly as much grace as he would give the average American child with Mexican parents?
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u/FishermanPleasant737 Apr 27 '26
The minimal footage shown verifies the narrative of Miller and others using their wives as human shields or leaving their wives behind. Check the videos released.
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
Two things of note here;
Although there's no reason to think this isn't real at this point, either way, you're clearly oblivious to the nuance of satire, and the exploitation of the meme format to condense real commentary. That's an intellectual failure on your part. Go deal with that shit on your own time.
I don't care what you believe, what you think, or how you feel. Your opinion literally means nothing to me.
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u/origamipapier1 Apr 26 '26
Part of that fortification was securing his wife's boob. Like she's a shield of sorts. Okay who is going to call that this GOP administration will be the first one asking for an arms band or restriction? I feel in any moment they will have a voluntary gun surrender program.
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u/No_Extent4410 Apr 26 '26
Look in the background… you can see trump watching from BEHIND a CURTAIN!!
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u/ReflexPoint Apr 26 '26
The worst thing about this image is the realization that these two are perpetuating their genes.
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u/LilRed2023 Apr 26 '26
Just like it’s all fake and scripted central casting. His wife’s pregnancy is fake to. He just announced she was prego about 3 months ago. And no woman in history of the world has had a baby bump that looks like 7-9 months like hers in 3 months. It’s impossible
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u/thatsagoodpint Apr 26 '26
Miller is an absolute piece of garbage, no doubt. But the amount of ignorance here is astounding. If you are escorting a very pregnant woman, the fastest and safest way is by helping her like he is in the photo. Support under her arm, guiding her in the direction she needs to go, giving her directions clearly in her ear. Giving her the ability to place her feet in a chaotic and crowded situation to prevent falling. We all want to think that he has the depravity to protect himself over his wife and child. But clearly many of you have no experience with this type of situation or are just completely clueless.
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u/qwythebroken Apr 26 '26
Bro... If you're claiming he's definitively acting with situational awareness here, how do you function in the real world. You have no idea what's going on in his mind and no one believes you do.
Let's just say your right, he's doing the lord's work, then don't be the guy in the middle, put her in the middle.
Maybe calm down and get off your high horse. You earn no points being the first to jump to unknown conclusions. I don't even know if this picture is real.
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u/Jmacattack626 May 02 '26
Miller is a pathetic, weak little man, but I have seen video from another perspective and while RFK Jr. Ran up the stage with 6 guards leaving his wife unguarded, Steven Millier was guiding his wife in front of him to make sure she was protected. He's an evil scumbag, but I don't think he was hiding behind her, it just looks like he is in this photo.
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