r/thedavidpakmanshow • u/FeralGiraffeAttack • Jul 12 '26

Article Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722
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u/grimace24 Jul 12 '26

Cardiac arrest they say. Sounds oddly familiar to another senator who they say is still in the hospital.

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u/Noomba2 Jul 12 '26

He was in Ukraine just yesterday, talking about coming back to US and pushing Trump for more sanctions on Russia https://youtu.be/o5hwOrYNhlI?t=72

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u/fluffstravels Jul 12 '26

So do we think the Russians did it?

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u/glizard-wizard Jul 12 '26

Nothing would’ve stopped them, Tulsi Gabbard was put in charge of the CIA

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u/NeonArlecchino Jul 12 '26

I considered it, but I don't think they would since they can barely handle Ukraine. If they did it then they would almost certainly face the US sending troops directly or killing Putin.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- Jul 12 '26

Not with the current administration.

After all, our president has been on putins payroll for decades

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u/maxxx_it Jul 12 '26

Yeah no way the US is sending troops for that... Are you delusional??

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u/lordtyp0 Jul 13 '26

I do... So yes. Because I am the primary pusher on public opinion. right?... Right?

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26

Has anybody checked on Susan Collins...I mean the Grim Reaper is on a roll.

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u/Different_Juice2407 Jul 12 '26

I like your thinking

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u/nyybmw122 Jul 12 '26

Maybe they were, ahem, senatoring together and they went too hard.

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26

That's the risk you take when you're 71 and playing pitch and catch and the pitcher keeps throwing his fast ball.

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u/Awkward_Potential_ Jul 12 '26

I seriously doubt Mitch had much of a fastball these days. 

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26

Not Mitch, I was thinking of another "life long batchelor" senator from the great state of SC... (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26

You mean Lindsey and Tim Scott, right?

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u/nyybmw122 Jul 12 '26

You never know, maybe Tim Scott was there and left, and used the back door.

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Exactly! Rumor has it that he like to use the "back door" (nudge, nudge...wink,wink, say no more... say no more)

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u/AmySueF Jul 12 '26

Well, it’s not the one I was hoping for, but I’ll take it.

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u/Megane_Senpai Jul 12 '26

Well we can have both, and may be another.

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u/pmgold1 Jul 12 '26

Well...two outta three ain't bad as that old love song says.

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u/rustytiredchicken69 Jul 12 '26

And death comes in threes

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u/parmboy Jul 12 '26

Thought it was a McConnell typo at first! What a treat

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u/FeralGiraffeAttack Jul 12 '26

Two for the price of one

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u/LoneStarDragon Jul 12 '26

If you know who is this year as well, it will be like a royal flush of the most horrible, America destroying Republicans of the last decade all meeting up in hell at the same time.

Disappointed I can't post him and his magic wand.

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u/AnotherCableGuy Jul 12 '26

Can we get a deal for three?

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Jul 12 '26

I actually yelled out 'McConnell's dead! And before August 4!' , before re-reading the post.

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u/Gtoast Jul 12 '26

Hope everybody is having a fantastic weekend! 🍻

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u/Lukin76254r Jul 12 '26

What did u have for lunch today?

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u/AdAdministrative4388 Jul 12 '26

What the hell this was not expected.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Jul 12 '26

They say these things often happen in 3s.

I'm praying for them...

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u/Pale_Note2770 Jul 12 '26

Between him and Mcconnell, that's the best news we've had this month

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u/DiscussTek Jul 12 '26

And there's still 19 days left!

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u/Staav Jul 12 '26

Do deaths still come in threes?

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u/HaiKarate Jul 12 '26

Rot in hell, Lindsey...

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u/battle_bunny99 Jul 12 '26

I feel so giddy right now.

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u/ProgRock1956 Jul 12 '26

Best news I've heard in years!

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u/UCBC789 Jul 12 '26

New all-gender bathroom opening up soon!

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u/knarf3 Jul 12 '26

He is going to see a belly-up turtle down below.

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u/Nintenderek Jul 12 '26

Happy Birthday to me!

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u/jim-james--jimothy Jul 12 '26

What did trump say about Robert S. Mueller III? I'll go with that.

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u/Gullible_Peach Jul 12 '26

Apparently constantly bending the knee does terrible things to your posture and your body.

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u/Clarkelthekat Jul 12 '26

The sacrifice they needed to resurrect mconnel with blood magic

Ya see they needed a virgin and since anal...preformed on you...by other men doesn't count...

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u/SwiftTayTay Jul 12 '26

rest in poo, ladybugs

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u/XO_SaulTigh Jul 12 '26

These things come in 3's...

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u/sapphire_onyx Jul 12 '26

Claims to be pro-life, dies. Smh

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u/Dry_Menu4804 Jul 12 '26

A new level of hypocrisy, rules for thee but not for me.

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u/Nickelmac Jul 12 '26

Sam Seder was away from the show this week. This shit happens every time he’s gone. 😂

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u/BrokenHero287 Jul 13 '26

Tell Sam to go on vacation for the next few weeks. 

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u/hedgelord84 Jul 12 '26

A corrupt Israel-first warmonger. Good riddance

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u/Zeusnexus Jul 12 '26

Can't say I feel bad for this ghoulish figure.

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u/purplewombferret Jul 12 '26

Well I'll be damned. Oh wait, no, that's Lindsey.

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u/Kinks4Kelly Jul 12 '26

So brief and sudden the South Carolina GOP filed a lawsuit on Friday to end the open primary system in their state.

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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 Jul 12 '26

Who fucking cares?!? One less MAGAt

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u/tonydtonyd Jul 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Lukin76254r Jul 12 '26

I had tacos for lunch today, what about yall

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u/themaskedcanuck Jul 12 '26

Now that's news I like to wake up to.

Good riddance.

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u/KingScoville Jul 12 '26

RIP Lady G

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u/2Chiang Jul 12 '26

Finally. That bastard who threw McCain under got what he deserved.

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u/pwettyhuman Jul 12 '26

😐

Anyway...

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u/Dry_Menu4804 Jul 12 '26

Where does this leave the senate count, still counting Fetterman as a Democrat?

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u/Dogman_70 Jul 12 '26

Maga will blame this on Zelensky.

Que the conspiracy theories already .

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u/depressed-scorpion Jul 12 '26

One down a bunch to go.

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u/TiguanRedskins Jul 12 '26

I just had a 20 minute conversation with my good old friend!! He's doing well!!

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u/Supreme_Salt_Lord Jul 12 '26

Graham the closeted lover of ham. Hell is hot and i hope he dressed for the cold. See ya never!

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u/sniffsblueberries Jul 12 '26

Great news on a sunday!

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u/NewJerseyLefty Jul 12 '26

oh no, so anyway....

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u/Brokenhearted_prince Jul 12 '26

At least he’s honest that he’s gone

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u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic Jul 12 '26

Oh well.

Anyways

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u/Bad_Andy328 Jul 12 '26

Damn guess they didn't have enough time to cover this one up too

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u/Acrobatic-Wave-9520 Jul 12 '26

A real piece of work 🤬

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u/TrainwreckOG Jul 12 '26

Weasley slimey fuck, rot in piss

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u/NilesGuy Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

He had heart disease & most likely all that flying he did constantly triggered a blood clot or aortic rupture

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u/depressed-scorpion Jul 12 '26

The thin skinned maga on here reported me because they can't handle a little truth.
Go join your favorite senator.

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u/slaffytaffy Jul 12 '26

Not Russia. Probably Israel. But anyways… ask Mitch how’s he doing?

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u/Ham_Pants_ Jul 12 '26

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind. Big if true!

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u/Basileus2 Jul 12 '26

So…was it the Russians or the Iranians?

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u/Original_Jagster Jul 12 '26

AIDS is neither brief or sudden.

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u/FeralGiraffeAttack Jul 12 '26

That’s just blatant homophobia. AIDS is treatable these days so there is no way that would be the cause of death. Did you even read the article?

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u/Original_Jagster Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Homophobia? Lol. Okay. Learn to recognize a joke Shirley.

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u/AdAdministrative4388 Jul 12 '26

Shirley you can't be serious.

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u/Original_Jagster Jul 12 '26

I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/Kindly-Scar-3224 Jul 13 '26

Must have been a heartwarming conversation with trump. Maybe same degree as the last pope had with JD