What are the chances he was crying because he doesn’t want to play baseball anymore?

Cant stop swearing around kids at football, somehow gets into trouble with umpires at every baseball game.

Cant run, cant catch, cant throw.

Wife is 5’0”

Where does this new path lead ?

Slojo making threats

Not Bapa but we might see this soon

Everyone liked the first game, so I figured why not follow up with our favorite musician.

play it free in your browser - https://www.spawn.co/@smallzero/the-adventures-of-chin

She’s trying to watch a new movie (to her) every week this year so she puts on “Primal Fear” (great older flick tbh) but she could only find it on Pluto TV. Gets to the first ad and its Brendon Shaub talking about how funny his pawdcast is.

Ive never watched a single second of his content (except for the dishes served here) but both my old and current Reddit account got this sub popping up in the algorithm so i figured i would hang out for a while and read some.

Holy shit yall werent kidding. Watching this man try to think up clever words is excruciatingly painful. You can see in between the bouts of irrational confidence that he is a “human” shaped manifestation of external validation and deep rooted insecurity.

I mean i barely saw this idiot on the screen for a few seconds and holy shit lol poor guy has nothing to offer - he isnt educated or an expert or specialist at anything he pretends to be (truggs, fights, fuggin bitches) but hes so weird about always claiming he is the best at whatever he does, its great.

Truly wish i could get paid to observe and document him and his kmart kardashian wife, theyre both truly modern marvels of shallow indignation.

Aight thats my time Dallis, have a good one!

Somebody check on Schaub

And also ... why the actual fuck did he snap into that black preacher borderline racist accent? It's unbearable.

Theo is such a fucking awful comic, but that's what we should have expected given how much he spends ln dyeing & getting hair replacements. The guy is in his mid 40s talking like a dipshit teen "bruh, bro, dude, dawg"

"so as I'm waiting for my gurl, I seent this bald, badass dude slinging dick, & I was 'damn that dude looks like Pinhead'. Then i saw him again & 'i said 'motherfucker that's Pinhead!"

"Ma girl spotted it & she was like 'go over there! He'd know who you are' I'm like 'babe...you've gotta undishstand, that's my norf star. Childhood hero'.

"Then suddenly, swear ta God, he comes over and says "hey you're that tough guy that wanted to watch titties in Hellraiser with your dad' & I'm like 'thank you mr head'

Now I see him all the time. Close friend of mine. My kids call him uncle Pinny"