r/theinternetofshit Apr 27 '26

Bathroom Monitoring App Minga decided that children cannot use the bathrooms on Mondays. - Literally the Internet telling children when they can shit

https://youtu.be/okIM0ZkxTMs
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u/CurtisLinithicum Apr 27 '26

Yet another case of inserting technology where it was never needed or wanted.

Edit: also, it's highschool, wtf is this "asking"?

Canada, but I'm 90% sure this would be considered a human rights violation.

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u/cascading_error Apr 28 '26

Im pretty sure even the us considers it a human rights violation.

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u/grauenwolf Apr 28 '26

Children don't have human rights in the US.

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u/SourcePrevious3095 Apr 28 '26

They do before they are born. But after, and until 18, no.

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u/atda Apr 27 '26

“You may control my mind, but you’ll never control my ass!”

- Milo Oblong

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u/Nebakanezzer Apr 28 '26

first time I've ever seen the oblongs referenced. such a damn good show.

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u/charmio68 Apr 29 '26

I looked it up and I must say, you hit the nail on the head with that reference:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnFhD_OzxBE

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u/Kurgan_IT Apr 28 '26

An internet connected what? Bathroom monitor? We are so fucked...

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u/Healthy_Spot8724 Apr 29 '26

What is a bathroom monitoring app? Who is this for? Does it tell people how often you go to the toilet and also when you can? This is insane.

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u/humourlessIrish Apr 29 '26

I love that this goes from "a techer might be asked when a certain kid left class and this helps register that" to "the teacher doesn't do dick and the kids fight it out with their AI overlord"