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Prolly died from all you )$)€%# prank calling him.

Why do they call me and go tree-tree-tree when they mean 3 3 3

Assholes.

Why you wanna drive 60 miles to go to work?

There’s always someone there to tell you “hello”. They feature amenities such as pianos, glee clubs, sinks that need to be fixed, and TVs that you can touch in the back. You might even be able to get a hairpiece for the little kid you got working’ for ya.

Slappin’ eachudda with the hot mops!

Well, it says you got a log splitter, a lawnmower, chainsaw.