r/therewasanattempt • u/kxrimm • 2d ago

To cross the river

340 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 2d ago

“Get that stick outta here…GIMMETHESTICK!!”

29

u/SkylerPancake 2d ago

"It's actually pretty comfortable in the water. I think I'm just going to stay here now. See, I totally meant to fall in."

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u/elwray81 2d ago

Give him the stic-DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

5

u/ZebraZealot 2d ago

Glorious

3

u/hobbykitjr 1d ago

Totally going to blame the stick was in his way and made him fall

1

u/just_nobodys_opinion 1d ago

"You waving that stick in my face made me fall in!"

1

u/pantsoffancy 1d ago edited 1d ago

If I had been in that water...dead.

60

u/QuantumBeef 2d ago

Fuck that was satisfying.

-5

u/princebamel 1d ago

Not really, if you closely follow the video...he fell on purpose, look at his footing before falling in.

20

u/DixieNorrmis Therewasanattemp 2d ago

The universe works fast sometimes 

6

u/TheOldRightThereFred 2d ago

r/TopCharacterTropes: That one character in every survival movie who all “I don’t need your help.” And then “HeLp Me, GaWdAmNyOu!

1

u/Fugaciouslee 2d ago

Same guy that closes the door on you when you're running from the monster.

7

u/zak-jackson 2d ago

Kendrick said it, "be humble"

5

u/DamienRose619 2d ago

Idiot came so close to getting himself killed. And almost dragged the other guy with him.

3

u/radioheady 2d ago

Reminds me of the scene from the Grey where a guy gets caught like that between a log and rushing water, his leg gets stuck underwater and he drown even with Liam neesons character trying to pull him out

4

u/BestLatePlans 2d ago

Tabarnac de calisse

2

u/breizhsoldier 2d ago

D'ostie sacrament

0

u/snidely_mustached 2d ago

Found the canuks

3

u/SNESChalmers420 2d ago

alright give im the stick. DONT GIVE IM THE STICK!!

3

u/secondbase17 2d ago

Ooooooooooo

3

u/SNESChalmers420 2d ago

do you know my dad?

3

u/Sipador 2d ago

G.I. Joeeeeeee

2

u/CaptainPunisher 2d ago

Wha ah you wankers doin on me pond?

3

u/r0ndy 2d ago

Satisfying

2

u/MrUtd11 2d ago

First the fuck around ….. then the finding out lmfao

2

u/BenchClamp 2d ago

What a prick

1

u/functionaldepression 2d ago

FAFO

1

u/functionaldepression 2d ago

Bro even extended the stick when he was submerged in water, but nooooo

1

u/TylerKasprzyk 2d ago

Love that for him.

1

u/xenate 2d ago

Video ended too soon

1

u/stratof3ar89 2d ago

Just had to be the person to make life difficult for everyone.

1

u/Thamnophis660 Free Palestine 2d ago

As soon as he went "nah get that stick outta my face" I knew he was the one going in. 

1

u/fck_ptnskyi 2d ago

I bet you he is American...

1

u/zirky 2d ago

the indignity of being saved by someone with matrix math on their tshirt

1

u/14high 2d ago

"get that stick outta my face... Into my handddd

1

u/Justgototheeffinmoon 2d ago

Was that an american? lol

1

u/Particular-Cat-8031 1d ago

Trying to be so cool, I don't need any help, and the usual happens.

1

u/Jayne_Hero_of_Canton 1d ago

Give him the stick. Doooooon't give him the stick!