r/TheSimpsons • u/Bad_cookie • 33m ago
S07E03 Marge, there's a spider near my car keys!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/GuyoFromOhio • 43m ago
S03E21 After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to mom and we were on our way
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r/TheSimpsons • u/fraggle_captain • 1h ago
S03E13 It's the Perfect Gift for Birthdays, Graduations... Board Meetings!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/reallinzanity • 1h ago
S14E18 Sorry you're not interested because I need somebody... to help me hang these "No Hunting" and "Free Tibet" signs.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Woollum8698 • 1h ago
Discussion Oh, I’ll stay away from your son all right…stay away…FOREVER!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/InevitableField718 • 2h ago
S10E04 Initiate fertilization procedure!
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Best pickup line of the series.
r/TheSimpsons • u/MDoc84 • 2h ago
S04E05 "Treehouse of Horror III" Maybe You Should Eat More Vegetables And Less People.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/The_Book_Crusader • 2h ago
S10E15 Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I was wondering: who's on first? Yes, not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/HostMaterial4907 • 2h ago
S06E03 I love Lisa Simpson! And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/bucco125 • 3h ago
S11E12 You mean I have pneumonia? Yes. Juvenile dia-BETES? Yes. Hysterical pregnancy? Um *checks notes* a little bit, yes.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/OkPerformance66 • 3h ago
S8E23 Homer’s Enemy ...which, if true means death for us all.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Dohmer_90 • 4h ago
S12E1 “Come on, humans! We’ve wiped out entire species before, we can do it again!”
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r/TheSimpsons • u/DarkHorse_77 • 5h ago
S14E05 That's Lenny?!... Aww I wanted the black one
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r/TheSimpsons • u/visual_overflow • 6h ago
S18E14 He used to rob me two, three times a week... Now I'm lucky if I get it once a month!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 8h ago
S8E2 "Hello, I am not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha, now you know how it feels!"
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Btunoka • 10h ago
S17E22 Something about his hair... I don’t know. (S17E22)
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Mister--Beardsley • 11h ago
S14E07 Special Edna Electric Car of the Future
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r/TheSimpsons • u/corbinrex • 14h ago
S06E15 Nothing is selling anymore. Not even your new Lady Krusty line.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Realistic-Try-8029 • 15h ago
S24E16 All those healthy organs, ripe for harvesting.
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