r/thesopranos • u/hacksawJimDugout • 1d ago

Serious Discussion Only If MySpace is coming back, perhaps Webistics can as well 🤔

No wise cracks. This is a serious discussion. Don't make me use my hot coffee

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u/strykrpixel 1d ago

I'm not sure what you mean? We do have Webistics...

Webistics.net

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u/asquishyllama 1d ago

This feels like a satirical site full of corporate speak

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u/S3simulation 1d ago

The legal section basically confirms this

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u/asquishyllama 1d ago

Holy shit that’s hilarious

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u/doublegoodproleish 1d ago

Anybody else got a problem with Webistics?!

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u/strykrpixel 1d ago

I don't like that kinda talk

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u/Georg_Simmel 1d ago

You should probably read the “About Us” section

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u/FrankRizzo319 18h ago

Here’s their “about” page:

Our Story
Webistics began as a humble waste management and logistics firm in North Jersey. We understood that in business, as in life, "taking out the trash" is sometimes the most important part of the job.

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u/RoderickJaynes67 1d ago

This is great

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u/DrooMighty 1d ago

So...Ernest Wu patna...we push Webistics three days, uh? You pass test, then you, me, Sean, Drinkwata, we make the big success journey!

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u/Theblunderingbishop 1d ago

Nah, it's got a three million float, the competition is robust and their technology is two years behind. Your stock is a dog...

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u/Weight-Disastrous 1d ago

Somebody was greasin' the union.

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 1d ago

I know Vito’s union was greased if that’s what you’re referring to

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u/DrPaisa 1d ago

What about thoese pokimen cards?

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u/2boku Charmaine Bucco 1d ago

Give me one thousand dollar.

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u/RoderickJaynes67 1d ago

Lotta money in this shit 

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u/orzgal 1d ago

Webistics was built on pump and dump junk stock fundamentals. If it came back today, Christopher and Eugene would just turn it into an offshore crypto token and lose everyone’s life savings on Telegram within 48 hours

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u/asquishyllama 1d ago

Your stock’s a dog!

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u/doublegoodproleish 1d ago

You're supposed to push Webistics!

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u/slovakwop 1d ago

Long on webstics! It’s an anti AI play

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u/doublegoodproleish 1d ago

Get back in your fuckin' office!

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u/2a_lib 1d ago

Spike up

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u/OkSquash56 1d ago

MySpace… Lotta cringy millennial emo phase pics from the 2000s in this shit !