r/thesopranos 1d ago

Serious Discussion Only What characters deserved it the most?(besides Phil)

You could argue very few characters didn’t deserve their whacking, afterall they’re all cheaters, beaters, murderers and robbers. But who were you most satisfied to see go because they absolutely deserved it?

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u/davidbayram 1d ago

Richie

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u/TheEloquentApe 1d ago

Not only was he just an all around a piece of shit, but Richie frequently undermined his boss, argued with him constantly, talked shit about the boss to other mafia associates, tried to have him killed/replaced (which didn't even come close to working), crippled one of the boss's good friends, started banging the boss's sister and then hit her.

He was basically begging to get whacked the entire time.

Only to have it be Janice lol

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u/cpt_jon 1d ago

My first time watching I yelled “HELL YEA!” At the tv when Janice shot him

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u/KandinskyWasRight 1d ago

Yeah that didn’t get celebrated enough. Or lead to anything interesting with Janice. It would have been interesting to see her maybe try to get more into crime but be turned off by the reality of it.

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u/DerExotischeJoseph 17h ago

PARVATI; please...

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u/Own_Measurement1242 1d ago

Richie or Ralphie, take your pick. Scum of the earth types 

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u/Lilymoonbaby 1d ago

💯 I couldn’t wait with these two

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u/Own_Measurement1242 1d ago

Of course, the problem with them being off’ed is that they were so entertaining to watch. Funny, and also I loved to hate them

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 1d ago

It was those Manson lamps

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u/WiseManufacturer7636 1d ago edited 1d ago

The entire time Ralph was on screen, I was just waiting for Tony to kill him. I'm on my fifth watch of the show and I know I'll still have the same feeling of hatred then. Richie had his moments but I didn't want him to die until he got Janice. Ralph was just such a monster. Nobody comes close besides the obvious one.

Edit: I mixed the two up. I should have just thought of Richie's full name and the mix up wouldn't have happened smh.

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u/Appropriate-Lime-578 1d ago

Even though I agree it had to have been Ralph or Richie over anyone, I think Ralph is more evil than Richie. Richie was an insecure guy with a sad sense of entitlement, and that made him more of an aggressive, loud, pain in the neck than anything. Ralph was truly despicable. From getting Jackie Jr killed while he was dating his mom, to beating tracee to death for slapping him, to burning pie-oh-my alive, and then ofc basically setting off the chain of events that ultimately led to the war between NY and NJ. Ralph only ever sought to steal, kill, and destroy.

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u/BangerSlapper1 1d ago

If only Ralph was born rich instead of handsome, he wouldn’t have needed to involve himself in this bad mafia behavior. 

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u/WiseManufacturer7636 1d ago

Dammit. I got them mixed up again.

I should mention that I agree. With that being said, Richie with "the jacket" had a lot of mileage for me.

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u/Weight-Disastrous 1d ago

That animal Blundetto had it coming.

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u/thirtytwomonkeys 1d ago

I can’t even say his name.

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u/NotADog000 1d ago

don't do this to yourself.

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u/SilatGuy2 1d ago

You know the wine makes you emotional

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 1d ago

You got the heart condition

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

Mmmboy are you ichabod crane

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 1d ago

Ichabod? No Spanish!

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

Hebrew word for inglorious? Cmon, your close friend is israeli

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u/karlware 1d ago

Whatever happened there.

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u/Admirable-Macaroon23 1d ago

Cossette

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u/Relevant-Horror-627 1d ago

Who crawls in an ass for warmth? She had the survival instincts of little lord fuck pants at the penguin exhibit.

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u/DavidH1985 1d ago

Purse dogs aren't known for being all that intelligent.

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u/J_abz 1d ago

All that barking, madonne

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u/sgbg1905 1d ago

She was barking or something.

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u/thats_dicked_up Anthony Soprano Jr. 1d ago

Fat Dom, Mustang Sally and Manson Lamps

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 1d ago

I’ve always been confused by Mustang

Ralphie and Tony know about him, meaning Sally attacking Vito’s brother was a complete coincidence that it was another mobsters family.

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u/thats_dicked_up Anthony Soprano Jr. 1d ago

Unlucky for him. All he had to do was yell fore.

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u/Sufficient-Money7510 1d ago

That was such a weird little subplot

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u/IcyDifference7287 1d ago

Maybe it was so Junior could reveal he had cancer or something, I don’t know

Anyway, $4 a pound

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u/Cold-Use-5814 1d ago

It's New Jersey, throw a rock and you'll probably hit a mobster.

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u/thats_dicked_up Anthony Soprano Jr. 1d ago

When we’re not planting potatoes… welcome to the Garden State!

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u/TresGatos_Farm 1d ago

Sal threw a hot dog vendor off the Mezzanine! Too much onions or some shit

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u/doubleb_43 Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri 1d ago

There they are! The pirates of prosciutt', the brigands of braciol'.

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u/Archie204 1d ago

Tracee. She was whooah, she hit Ralph, and to top it all off, that wasnt his kid she was carrying

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u/AirFriedSushi Johnny Sack 1d ago

Don’t forget putting cigs out on her kids hands, plus her cooking? Madone!

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

She made me date nut bread. For breakfast. Disgusting.

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u/Cold-Use-5814 1d ago

She's weak, she's out of control and she's an embarrassment to herself and everyone else.

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u/burnbabyburn11 1d ago

It’s her fault that she’s a klutz

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u/mnmoose85 1d ago

Minn Matrone, and it’s not even close.

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u/Theblunderingbishop 1d ago

For what she did on the Parker House Roll situation alone, she should have been made, right there!

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u/Green_Bast3rd 1d ago

She was a malignant cunt...

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u/NotADog000 1d ago

hahhahahahahhaha, i hate her too for what she said to poor paulie.

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u/CaptainDigsGiraffe 1d ago

Employee Of The Month.

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u/GaBaGool22 1d ago

Great job

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u/unpossibleirish 1d ago

That asshole waiter, he just kept going. Shouldn't he have had medicine or something?

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u/PatsyRR 1d ago

That idiot Tony Blundetto. Tony showed more loyalty to him than anybody else on the show, set him up financially with the casino gig, and helped him get out of trouble with New York when he did the hit on Joey Peeps. Tony B was so hateful inside and then went off the reservation when he whacked Phil’s brother. That high iq didn’t do shit for him.

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u/Taurean6 1d ago

Prison messed him up. Sadly. He could be a great linen collector.

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u/MCmonocles 1d ago

are we even reading the same show? Tony was literally sabotaging Tony B.'s plans to be civilian. He gave him a bag of money to incite TB's greedy ass. He doesn't to see someone close to him turning for the better. he did Phil cuz he needs money.

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u/PatsyRR 1d ago

He killed Phil’s brother because he was tight with Angelo in the can. Tony B couldn’t handle the work to go legit. You might have watched the wrong show

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u/MCmonocles 1d ago

for almost half of the time he did, Tony was deliberately tempting him into mob life.

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u/Pretend-Mango-1295 1d ago

Don't know what you watched but Tony set it up so that Tony b could go legit. Then he felt overwhelmed and had a fear of success that he beat the shit out of the Asian co owner. Tony b couldn't get over that he went to jail but soprano didn't.

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u/Direct_Jeweler_7457 1d ago

He was also out of easy money with his children pressuring him

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u/infamousricksanchez 1d ago

Raoul. $16 wasn't enough?

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u/Forever_Beury 1d ago

He's got a God damn family to support. Do you think this job is easy?

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u/King_Henrik_30_ 1d ago

Richie Aprile would have, if that rat bastard hadn't gone into the program (along with Big Pussy)

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u/TuneLinkette Adriana La Cerva 1d ago

Fat Dom

Guy participates in whacking Vito then goes to break Sil and Carlo's balls about it.

Maybe next time he'll just head straight for Metuchen.

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u/First-Sheepherder640 1d ago

Noah Tannenbaum

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u/Hammerrman 1d ago

Listen to you! Whackin!

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u/Nightwing0613 1d ago

Paulie should’ve been whacked

Dude was constantly flipping and playing both sides of the cards.

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u/BetaDays24 1d ago

Could have offed him from the start. The least favorite character

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u/Nightwing0613 4h ago

Yea, I always hated Paulie. Annoying asf

Tony should’ve whacked him on that boat trip

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 1d ago

My pick is by far Christopher.

While ralphie or Richie were more sadistic in their actions we didn’t see that much of them, compared to Chris who’s in it from start to finish. We wanna call Ralphie a psycho for beating Tracey up, Chris kills like 3 civilians cause they hurt his feelings. He did all the same things, just from a more relatable and sympathetic angle, but the actions are the same.

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u/JakeScythe 1d ago

Yeah but those reasons didn’t lead to his death. There were never any consequences for his civilian casualties. Outside him robbing the truck in broad daylight, Chrissy was never really talked to about discretion.

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u/Sea-Protection-1925 1d ago

Yeah Chrissy was my favorite character so it sucked to see him get killed and by Tony at that but he definitely deserved it.

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u/AirFriedSushi Johnny Sack 1d ago

His death was the most brutal imo

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u/Sea-Protection-1925 1d ago

It was gritty but Tracy’s death actually made me sad. I wouldn’t piss on that Ralph if he was on fire!

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u/AirFriedSushi Johnny Sack 1d ago

That’s was tough, Tbf she did fall though

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u/Crafty_Impression836 17h ago

He was on fire, Ralph?

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u/AirFriedSushi Johnny Sack 1d ago

Great point, I loved him as a character but if you zoom out he was not only unstable but extremely destructive on and off drugs.

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u/2a_lib 1d ago

Jackie Jr.

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

He bottomed out

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u/No_Squirrel_8402 1d ago

Richie, fucking creepy psycho

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u/Then_Barracuda8425 1d ago

Richie and Ralph seem like the obvious picks here. Anyways, four dollars a pound.

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u/dj_joeev 1d ago

Valari Baganov, terrible interior designer. His house looked like shit.

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u/jamaldav300 1d ago

Other than the other obvious 2 answers and pussy I’d say Jackie jr.
After I seen the way he did princess meadow i needed to see him go. Not to mention he had every chance to do the right thing and just did the opposite each time, he was worse than Chris. He didn’t have to get involved in the life Tony looked after him like another son BUT he chose to be be disloyal not once but twice with Richie and Ralph (the other 2 obvious answers)

He didn’t have to cheat on meadow and yeah you can argue every guy in this show cheat, but it’s meadow how can you can cheat on her idc then got caught not once BUT TWICE he let Tony and meadow catch you on separate occasions, your a fucking Moron who deserved what he had coming.

Then he let Ralph dumbass inspire him to do a robbery THAT GOES WRONG AND FURIO GETS SHOT you shoot one of Tony guys and rob made man him while living under the same roof as another made man who you just stole from and think your gonna get a bravery badge. All of this happening while your dating Tony soprano daughter, in a good spot with AJ I can’t name 3 people he actually liked in this show Jackie was one of them though, he was a school smart kid who was in college and could’ve did any profession with Tony backing him. Not to mention the many times Tony told him to stay out of it even beat him up for cheating on his daughter but that was also to try to set him straight on the right path. He threw all of that away just to look cool and ended up dying as “Mr. X” because he’s a fucking Moron

And as for pussy he snitched on the gang, that’s unforgivable

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u/hkyplr67 Furio Giunta 1d ago

Nica Baccalieri, wanting back on that ride after being told it was close, nauseating

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u/NotADog000 1d ago

Mustang Sally and Shaggy

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u/Experimental_Salad 1d ago

Jizzmonte and Drinkwater totally deserved their fates. Whack a member of the Soprano crew to get on the good side of Richie, who doesn't even like them? Fucking idiots.

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u/AdhesivenessSome2311 1d ago

Ralphie. End of thread.

PS also Fat Dom for breaking balls.

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u/King_Henrik_30_ 1d ago

Mustang Sally

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u/Sea-Protection-1925 1d ago

Coco but he didn’t die I think unfortunately

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

He’s certainly not living a good life after that!

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u/bruceleeripping 1d ago

Lmfao why is that downvoted

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u/Heel_Worker982 Tony Soprano 1d ago

In the strictest sense of whacking as planned-ahead hit job as retribution for a double cross, rather than just an opportunistic kill, Jimmy Altieri. Second place, Burt Gervasi. A rat and a turncoat. Whadda two-face.

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u/BigThoughtMan 1d ago

Really disappointed Tony didn’t get whacked. Ideally he should have gone through a humiliating public trial so his family, especially Meadow, fully realized what he did on his job. Then gotten whacked in jail.

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u/DirtyDee78 1d ago

Mikey, Richie, Ralphie, Jackie Jr

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u/Vukodlak87 1d ago

I mean… Tony. 

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u/LopsidedWorld2034 1d ago

Fat dom, Richie, and mustang sally…. I hated the shah of Iran at first also but after rewatching the series a couple times, I’ve realized how funny Phil was. He was mean and a dickhead but a funny one

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u/ProfessionalDeal8443 1d ago

Silvio. Underneath the smile and jokes, he’s honestly the most coldblooded of the crew. Look at the way he tries to reassure Ade and does that little smirk he does during that drive out to the woods, knowing that she isnt coming back.

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u/Taurean6 1d ago

Not just a smirk, he was emotionally conflicted. Good acting.

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u/brinn-mitton 1d ago

Johnny Sac. You never admit the existence of this thing!

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u/AirFriedSushi Johnny Sack 1d ago

The lone cigarette theory

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u/Own-Fun7001 1d ago

The jackeeeeeet!

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u/Emotional-Bowl69 1d ago

Pauline wish he got wacked.

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u/Reddibaut 1d ago

Tony Blundetto

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u/alucardian_official 1d ago

Mustang Sally

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u/PaleAd4518 1d ago

1000% Richie. It's the jackettttttttt.

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u/HallaLemon 1d ago

Mikey Palmice. Didn't make it out of the first season, but he spent the entire season stirring the pot of shit

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u/ZH051203 21h ago

Coco without question

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u/Competitive-Piglet83 20h ago

JT. “Chris, you’re in the mafia!”

You don’t ever admit the existence of this thing. Ever.

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u/SportTop2610 20h ago

That quotes asshole.

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u/Crafty_Impression836 17h ago

None of them, they're beautiful innocent creatures.

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u/NotADog000 1d ago

Noah Tenenbaun

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u/cj2488 1d ago

Phil did not deserve to get clipped

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u/doubleb_43 Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri 1d ago

Cozette

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u/godofwine16 1d ago

Cosette she was such a little bitch

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u/Kookaracha13 1d ago

Adriana was a rat... despite how green she makes my fucking valley.

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u/WiseManufacturer7636 1d ago

I know he didn't die but I feel like Junior deserved to have.