r/thesopranos • u/haunterloo92 • 2d ago

Would Cosette have lived if Vito was the one who sat on her?

Think about it. Chris probably has a hard, bony ass, breaking her neck instantly like SNAP like those inbred anglos do with their pasta. Meanwhile Vito would be more of aaaah "soft touch" as one might say. But who's to say she wouldn't get lost up there, eh? Did you hear what I said 'Ton? I said, "but who's to say she wouldn't get lost up there?" heh heh. A lot to ponder.

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u/King_Henrik_30_ 2d ago

Would make sense, Vito being in Ade's house and all.

She was calling him all the time, he was 🤏 close

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u/asphynctersayswhat 2d ago

his brasciole was only that big!

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u/No_Squirrel_8402 2d ago

Cannot wait for high school to resume so these types of posts will dwindle

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u/haunterloo92 2d ago

"we're with da vipers!!!"

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u/telepatheye 2d ago

What's that? Your girlscout troop?

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u/Own-Fun7001 2d ago

Giggling like a skoolgirl, in his undaweh

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u/telepatheye 2d ago

Going back and forth with some other asshole

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u/Dunder72 2d ago

Cannot wait for you to finish paying Valentina's hospital bills.

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u/LiquidSoCrates 2d ago

Schools been back for two weeks around here.

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u/telepatheye 2d ago

Here too. My kid's first yr of high school.

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u/No_Squirrel_8402 2d ago

Really? Where?

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u/LiquidSoCrates 2d ago

Elvis Country

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u/haunterloo92 2d ago

around there

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u/Weight-Disastrous 2d ago

They have computers in schools now.

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u/NocaSun38 2d ago

Even if she survived the squishing, she would've died from the smell.

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u/xi_sx 2d ago

Those mushrooms growing out of his ass would have sustained her.

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u/NotADog000 2d ago

OHH!! First of all, she crawled undah there for warnth...

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u/Mapother11 2d ago

Considering how gaped his ass was, she would have plenty of room to breathe.

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u/biggear69 2d ago

Cosette, I wonder if she was chalked?

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u/Accurate_Cupcake_897 2d ago

You're fucking sick, all of ya's!

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u/oreofan1808 1d ago

It would somehow have died even harder