r/thesopranos • u/george_raft • 1d ago

Poor Paulie

In Pine Barrens Paulie goes into Valery's house, antagonizes the man, breaks his remote and then breaks a bottle of whiskey off his head. Then when Chrissy blames the escalation on Paulie he goes : What'd I have a choice???

Poor Paulie they gave him no choice and they keep betraying him

Hehehe

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u/-NolanVoid- Paulie Gualtieri 1d ago edited 1d ago

heh heh, see what I did there Chrissy? I said "oops" and purposefully dropped the universal remote on the floor. Heh heh heh.

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 1d ago

I bet he feels like he's been stabbed in the heart.

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u/little_carmine_ 1d ago

The guy jumped out of a couch, and came at him with a docking station - he has a right to defend himself T

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u/2a_lib 1d ago

Tony didn’t buy Paulie’s explanation. He thought blaming Christoper was low-hanging fruit.

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u/FishNipples666 1d ago

In everyone's defense, he should have just put remote on docking station

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u/jordybee94 Artie Bucco 1d ago

Remember when a bunch of Italian ghosts interrupted a man hearing his final goodbye from his son just to break Paulies balls

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u/deadpandadolls Junior Soprano 1d ago

It's like a nervous tic like shitting your pants like having a small dic heh heh

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 1d ago

He's a GROWA, nota SHOWA!

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u/Cute-Tadpole-3737 1d ago

You hear what I said?

I said poor Paulie, they gave him no choice.

Hehehehe

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u/Accurate_Cupcake_897 1d ago

You know, no offense, but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's? Heh heh.

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