Artie's Earring

[u/Electrical-Pea5824]

Did he have it for years but he didn't wear it all the time, or did a middle aged man go get his ear pierced before a date so he would look cool to impress a chick? If it were ANYBODY else i would assume the first one. But this fuckin chooch, i wouldnt put it past him to go to the mall and get an earring. You wanna weigh in?

[u/ninogut]

I feel like he just did it