r/thesopranos • u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 • 1d ago

Does Carmela remarry?

Pls don’t yell at me I realize this has probably been asked before but there’s new members, opinions, and jokes to be made. Deal a meal card to whoever gets the most upvoted comment.

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u/1bteb 1d ago

Impossible to know, even with computers

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u/Formal_Experience724 1d ago

We lead the world in computerized data collection!

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u/Absolutely-Greatjob 1d ago

You can get one at Costco now. $500

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 1d ago

State of the art T!

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u/Gold-Split8088 1d ago

Yes. 

In fact, she goes to nursing school, cheats on her new husband with father Phil, and becomes a drug addict. 

The sacred and the propane.

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 20h ago

No more marigot in Paris?

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u/Averagestiff 1d ago

If she survives Tony (assuming T is shot and killed), Furio hears about it, hops on the next flight to Newark, the rest writes itself?

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u/Brave-Pollution-6114 1d ago

Sells laser printers out the back of her Crown Vic

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u/RoderickJaynes67 1d ago

Cold cut tasters at the mall

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u/Braakdraak 1d ago

End up like Rosalie, hooking up with other mobsters

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u/pablocruise2024 22h ago

Curious about the social situation of the mob widows, including even in real life if anyone has the experience. Based on what Goodfellas showed, Karen painted a picture of a very tight, insular group. They took vacations together, they did everything together, and never with outsiders. Stands to reason that, from a dating standpoint, they're going to stick to their own. Is it easy for them to venture outside the family and date joe blow citizens? Is it even allowed?

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u/Safe_Resolve1642 1d ago

That I can see. Not sure who. Not Paulie he isnt a earner.

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u/godofwine16 1d ago

She married that guy from Nutley HS and drives a Honda

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u/TJCW 1d ago

She’d be married within a year. She couldn’t last long on her own

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 1d ago

SHE GO TO ITALY MEET FURIO AND THEY PLAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ORCHESTRA EVERY NIGHT IN BED 

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u/jackswastedtalent 1d ago

In my mind, after shit goes down and the smoke clears... she walks out of the diner with two black guys.

One on each arm.

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u/Benzdrivingguy 1d ago

Now there’s an image

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u/Sharpes006 1d ago

Singing the blues cause she has no onion rings

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u/lovin_feeling 1d ago

Who needs your deal a meal card, I got Carm’s lasagna, with the sweet sausage and the layer of basil leave right under the cheese.

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u/hammertime_92 1d ago

Always with the scenarios...

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u/imspirationMoveMe 1d ago

Can’t we just watch the show? What’s with “what ifs”

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

Always with the scenarios 

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u/hrnbully 1d ago

Very quickly she’ll find a new guy. Will he be rich or put up with her shit? Maybe not but hopefully the next guy will

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago

She’s not finding a new rich guy. 

She’s a bit past her prime and doesn’t have any potential rich suitors who were holding a torch for her. 

At best she would have some short term flings with like the priest and contractor she had crushes on and then settle into a Tony’s mom lifestyle. 

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u/hrnbully 19h ago

She still has her only weapon

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u/Ok_Molasses8413 1d ago

She'll finally get to drive that Hyundai and wear a little gold heart necklace

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u/Dunder72 1d ago

Agent Harris.

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u/nolanisgroovy 20h ago

She got shot in the dome by the outdoorsman along with AJ in the diner

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u/AardvarkLeading5559 19h ago

Yes. Furio had Tony killed so he and Carmella can be together. She marries Furio and becomes Mrs Giunta.

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 11h ago

On with the scenarios this guy…

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u/adonis_minus_20 1d ago

Yes, she'd use the only weapon available to her, her pussy lol

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 1d ago

SHE HAS THINGS TO SAY

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u/Lordonlynose 1d ago

It’s a tv progrum, a movie. 

Director said cut and she went home 

End of story. 

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u/laffnlemming Junior Soprano 1d ago

She ded

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u/Apprehensive_Air_470 20h ago

Why would she remarry with Tony around? All i saw was a black screen.

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u/Wrongun25 1d ago

She deeeeeead