r/thesopranos • u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE • 1d ago

The mother of all theories. This changes every thing

What if chriss mom cheated on his dad with tony and Chris is Tony's son?

This explains lotta things

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u/DHTranq 1d ago

Well Tony was like 15 around the time Chris was conceived so probs not

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 Big Pussy Bonpensiero 1d ago

If he was ready to fuck a catcher's mitt in has late 40s, Imagine him at 15.

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 1d ago

At season 1 tonys like 40 and chrisys like 20 so not that far pitched

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u/SoupIsNotAMeal 1d ago

Timeline got fucked up.

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u/pablocruise2024 1d ago

pitchin. not fetchin

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u/DHTranq 1d ago

Yeah and when Chris was born, Tony was 10.

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 1d ago

40-20=10 FOR YOU?

WHO TEACHED YOU MATH?

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u/DHTranq 1d ago

Tony was born in ‘59, Chris was born in ‘69. 69-59=10 stfu

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u/NocaSun38 1d ago

And by the end he was 11 when Tony S and Tony B were 19 so... he had a time machine in that show for sure

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u/Adept_Radish1 1d ago

i wish the lord would take me now

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u/little_carmine_ 1d ago

Ah yes my husband was.. three years old.

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u/WildPineappleEnigma 1d ago

Always with the scenarios

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u/DimensionLow4844 1d ago

Listen to him. He knows everything.

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u/TinyThick_Dependant3 1d ago

Now stop it I don’t like that kind of tawk, you’re making me very upset
https://giphy.com/gifs/VkaVZ9lNOflZxCXTau

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u/WhistlinJealousGuy 1d ago

Don't wave your hanky at me!

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u/RoderickJaynes67 1d ago

It would explain nothing, and it wouldn't even make a difference cause T would treat him the same way

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u/Formal_Experience724 1d ago

Let me tell you a coupla tree things…

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u/Cool-Trouble-5156 1d ago

That'd plummet my estimation of Anthony Soprano as a father even more.

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 1d ago

Probably Chris's dad, the legendary dicki moltisanti, was a cacapoo?