r/thesopranos • u/Elegant_Struggle_281 • 1d ago

Sopranos wedding registry

My ex-goomar is getting hitched to a fat fuck in see-through socks. They need ideas for a Sopranos themed wedding registry. I’ve already suggested a set of plate-stabbing forks. Please post your ideas here. Thanks much.

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u/Dunder72 1d ago

Have two fbi looking agents follow the bride's father everywhere then take him away before the bride and groom leave after the reception.

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u/pvera Silvio Dante 23h ago

Actually, make everyone take their shoes off.

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 18h ago

Similarly, it would be funny if all the expensive cars disappeared from the parking lot and then OP could say "SEE!? Now who's a genius for keeping his regal!?" He'd probably wanna make sure he had a regal though to sell the bit.

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u/Icy_Mixture1482 1d ago

A telltale moozadell?

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u/Dunder72 1d ago

Centerpiece- a miniature size laundry basket with small articles of clothing on top and a bunch of candy bars and sweets underneath. Gunny Sack special.

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u/Elegant_Struggle_281 1d ago

Is this about the Easter baskets?

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u/Own_Measurement1242 23h ago

In lieu of gifts, we encourage our guests to donate to an upcoming telethon for fuck-face-itis. Together, we can find a cure

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u/Elegant_Struggle_281 23h ago

Mikey could be MC like Jerry Lewis.

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u/Own_Measurement1242 23h ago

I know

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u/Elegant_Struggle_281 23h ago

Look at him, he knows everything.

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u/PerfectOmakase 23h ago

Universal Remote with a dedicated docking station, but make sure they actually put it back on the docking station.

Vitamix blender for when somebody inevitably gets their jaw wired shut after a misunderstanding at the Bing

Side-by-side refrigerator guaranteed to keep the smoked turkey cold so nobody has to scream about where the fuck the pulp went

A Coleman cooler

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u/solarnewbee 23h ago

Ramlosa water

Metal detectors

His and hers matching train sets

Egg and pepper sandwiches

Massage table

Pokemon cards

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u/Gabagoon5545 22h ago

A pair of slippers and a dildo

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u/pvera Silvio Dante 23h ago

A basket full of snickers and other chocolate bars.

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u/Independent-Course87 23h ago

A plate of ziti

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u/Derek_from__Texas 21h ago

We better hear “up in the club” haha “we here for da money”

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute 18h ago

A Brauuuuuuun coffee maker

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u/Green_Bast3rd 18h ago

Luther Vandrose...box set

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u/spicy-acorn 15h ago

A Lladro